As the Intergalactic Alliance's lead Human Researcher, devoted to studying and cataloging the strange and unpredictable species, it is my duty to report the experiences of those lucky few aboard the Constellation 556, the first science vessel to bring a human on board as a crew member, partially against their will. {This is the first thing I have posted, as well as the first thing I've ever let strangers read, so I apologize if it's terrible! The chapters will be more like short one-shots or flash fics, like episodes in a series. These are intended to be funny and have an overarching story. I will /try/ to post a new part, or one shot, every week! Enjoy!}