Funny Harry Potter Jokes

Funny Harry Potter Jokes

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Cassidy Mae Higgins By QueenMcNuggetLeader Completed

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"After all this time?" "Always."
I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?

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ZahraTheMarauder ZahraTheMarauder Sep 14, 2017
I remember when someone on moshing monsters said that to me and I asked what it meant and they kept saying i don't know and I thought they had sent me a random word?
thecrissyboss thecrissyboss May 03, 2017
He was immediately struck down
                              Mcgonnagal- anybody else 
                              Every one else- scared shitless
JohnnyOpotterhead JohnnyOpotterhead Jul 28, 2017
Omg......... This is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kktheweeb2 kktheweeb2 Jun 01, 2017
It was a trap! P.s worm tail killed cederic on the dark lords orders.