How to Loose a Hobo in 10 Days

If you want to get rid of a hobo that you thought you loved read this.

what do we do now? [muke af]

It's hard to live a life with the other half gone. or Michael is prison and Luke has to live.

west hills [muke af]

teenage!muke

emails

sequel to We Don't Care

Wanderlust

Wanderlust: A strong desire to travel Charlotte Brikers has her life planned out for her via her mother and her nagging sister. She's going to take over her mother's fashion company when she graduates college, despite Charlie's hatred of the industry, she has no choice. Needless to say, she isn't happy with her life...

Faking Delinquency [SAMPLE, PUBLISHED]

[BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle wou...

S a t i n S h i r t s

She writes all night. He flirts with girls all night. But when they come together in his room... the Cool Boy of the school and the Socially Inept Girl share a bed and make the night theirs. © 2014 All rights reserved | Short-Story #2 | Humour #15 |

Waist-Deep In Walmart

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

Accidentally on Purpose

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

[Sterek] Cupboard Love (boyxboy) (complete)

He's carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain. If that's Derek Hale, he's definitely not a mountain man.

Two of a kind (phan and kickthestickz)

Phil doesn't have a best friend in his life. That is, until Dan turns up at his school. They become close and Phil finds out that Dan has a twin brother, but hates to talk about him. It's not until Phil comes over to Dan's house that he finds out why.

transgender ➳ phan

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Human - phan

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...

Gay Chicken | ✓

"They have belligerent sexual tension." "What does that even mean?" --- James and Casper have been fighting for years - they've just never gotten along, ever. And then comes along a game of Gay Chicken and a kiss that changed everything. (BoyxBoy)

Top and Tail [boyxboy] [slash]

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favouri...

Everything You Do // Cake AU [complete]

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "I've heard so many cynical people say that we're young and dumb, therefore we don't know what love actually is. Yet, no one really seems to know what it is, no one is really able to define it. So why should...

Social Media «ᴄᴀᴋᴇ»

In which two boys that are eight thousand miles apart fall in love through social media.

Prove You Wrong // Cake AU [complete]

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "You're the star player on the football team, and I'm just some loser. You've got a reputation to maintain and I don't care about mine. It makes perfect sense that you tried to blame what happened on me. But...

mute // cake

He's never said a word... Until he met him. // cake (Calum Hood & Luke Hemmings) 11/15/14-5/29/15 (6/17/15)

Switched // cake [completed]

“So... What you're trying to say is that you're a famous twenty year old bassist, trapped in the body of my seventeen year old friend?”

I Wouldn't Mind // Cake AU [complete]

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "No matter what happens, no matter who comes and who goes, I need you to know that you can count on us. We've got each other's backs, alright? I won't let anything hurt you, or make you unhappy. I may not be...

Unpredictable | Luke Hemmings & Calum Hood. (Cake/5SOS)

Coming from 8 different schools can be tiring, exhausting actually. You tend to lose yourself along the way as well. While a young Calum Hood, tries to find his true self, survive high school, and dealing with not so minor family issues, will it lead to dramatic revelations about himself? Or maybe he always knew who h...

Adjusted // cake [completed]

Luke and Cal have got to figure out how to make this work. [book 2 of Switched]

tumblr // lashton

Where two boys meet on Tumblr and suggest music to each other without knowing that they go to the same school. warnings: swearing, self-harm, depression, bullying.

collaboration ♡ malum ✓

collaboration {kəlabəˈreɪʃn/}; the action of working with someone to produce something (for example: videos or songs) - in which calum has a youtube channel called 'collabcal' and michael's weekly highlight is to watch his videos [side lashton] first place in the 2014 holiday bromance awards, malum category! © 2014, O...

connection ♡ malum {sequel to collaboration} ✓

[ SEQUEL TO 'COLLABORATION' ] ❝ the wifi connection here sucks ❞ ❝ but that's not important if the connection between us works perfectly ❞ - in which calum and michal experience the ups and downs of a youtuber relationship [side lashton] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

Lurk // Muke {Completed}

We should ride to a place that we don't know / To a place where no ones seen us before In which enemies Michael and Luke are forced to go on a roadtrip by Ash and Cal

baby, I'll show you the world [muke af]

sequel of "thinking about you".

blondie [muke af]

in a horizontal integration type of business, people like luke don't really belong. cross dressing twenty-nine year olds aren't supposed to watch their thirty-one year old CEO buy as many firms as he can simply to maximize everyone's profit.  but here luke is, in a dark blue skirt and grey top, dropping his commu...