Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY! STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY! Highest Ranks: #1 - relata...
Treat me like a lady! Dress me in bows and precious pastel colors, make me look pretty. Smile for me, even when you don't feel like it. Take me out with you, roam the city. Keep me close, hold my hand, kiss my cheek... Be there, right next to me. When we go out, buy me things... little things. Cute trinkets and sweet...
Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out...
When you are infected with the virus, there are four stages. 1) Your fever will shoot up and everything will become intensified on a maximum level. You'll lose grip on what's reality and what's illusion. 2) You'll start to slowly fall down the rabbit hole, forgetting the past and everything and everyone that you knew...
•Completed• Featured Wattpad Story How do you fight the moon? It's not Charlie you've been waiting for, it's always been, Odin. Follow this epic journey of Odin and Charlie in the world where tooth and claw rule. Where the very belief systems of wolves are challenged on the most fundamental levels. There is only one t...
⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ Burns, Comebacks, Jokes, Pick up lines. Come on, comment and vote! It's the full package! Updating everyday!😀 STILL TRIGGER WARNING DO NOT READ IF TRIGGERED EASILY! The jokes in this book are not meant to offend anyone, but obviously it will because it's 2017 and everyone is offended by everyt...
"Orange lillies are said to represent passion. I just want you to know that I hate you with a burning passion." - In which a sarcastic, sassy and undeniably heartbroken boy who goes by the name of Archer Giovani buys flowers for his cheating ex-girlfriend everyday according to his different emotions in the shop Elnor...
Early in World War One, a young Canadian soldier is wounded and trapped behind German lines. He uses quick thinking and ingenuity to evade capture, then deeper into enemy territory, he meets a young woman who recently lost her father and brothers to the war. She takes him home to meet her mother, hoping he can help th...
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Want a good laugh or want to use some insults BTW we do NOT make racist insult of any kind please forgive us if you dont like what we write about. P.S we don't mean to offend anyone! SO ENJOY!!!
If you're looking for any great insults this is the place to come. (most of it is trash) WARNING:strong language! I mean COME ON!
Abbie has never been what one would call a typical lady. Trying to keep up with England's rich and powerful is far too much work, and Abbie has never enjoyed the endless games of chasing acknowledgement form her peers. When she's engaged rather unwillingly to the wealthiest lord in London, she knows without a doubt...
Seven days before Christmas, a snowstorm sweeps across the town of Churchill. Sydney gets snowed in at the Sugar Sweet Café with Dion Gallenger, a friend she's known since high school. According to the forecast, the weather won't be letting up for at least two days. So the two are stuck at the café for forty-eight hou...
Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.
winner of the wattys 2017 awards ✿ destruction is a form of creation; buildings crumbled as he walked past. No longer finding the appeal of materialism, Milo Locke attempts to rid the ideologies that she's been forced to believe. Khari Spence lives in a city so hateful that he'd rather die than be who he wants. He fin...
Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks! Use them on: -An Idiot -Ex boyfriend -Best friends -Ex Girlfriend -Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro) -MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro) - Some guy who s...
Sixteen-year-old Randy has been playing games with her pa for as long as she can remember. When shots are fired while she's tending her ill-tempered horse one morning, the game that plays out becomes one of survival for Randy. Outlaws have shown up on the family homestead to seek revenge on her Pa from his long past...
i just wanted to compile all the awkward moments. i know there are already compilations like this but i need to have mine.
"Our women cannot be wooed." Warned the King. "They have not met my men." The Sovereign replied. In Rowland, a kingdom void of love, where even a kiss is unheard of, Illyria is the prim and proper niece of the King, and his unofficial body guard. This princess has never been sated with her position, and has done ev...
British female sleuth, Daisy Dunlop, thinks she's found her dream job. Too bad she has to work with her worst nightmare, private investigator Solomon Liffey. They've barely spoken since he took her husband's request to keep her safe far too literally and handcuffed her to the kitchen sink. Solomon has no interest in b...
The title is pretty self explanatory I guess. Welcome to my trashcan. I'm sorry but it appears you're 100% Hetalian. There's no turning back now Hetalia: Countries have never been so different
They love each other like brothers. But they're so much more. Gumball (or zach aka his real name) has an undying love for Darwin but he's afraid to tell him. You know they gonna get together fight me
When the new born Finnish prince is kidnapped he is saved by a Swedish family. The king takes in the son of the Swedish family to take care of the sickly prince.
Killua is gone. That is all what Gon knows. He tries to stay calm and wait with Kurapika and Leorio for his return. But then Killua returns after one month. His hair full of mud, on his face some scars, and only wearing long shirts and pants. Gon is really worried. All that Killua says is: ''I took longer than i expec...
