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Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...

A Delinquent School? Seriously Dudes? But I'm a wolf...

Fifteen year old Robbi has a secret. A secret so dark no one must know. No. If anyone found out, she'd be locked up. Robbi's a werewolf. But Robbi's also a killer. After murdering her abusive father, Robbi is sent of to a juvenile delinquent school. A school for the most troublesome, problematic, violent children arou...

The Death Girl

Aislinn isn't quite the innocent one or the victim. She is the criminal. That is the reason why she is sent to the eccentric The Oakley School for Juvenile Delinquents. Mists and dark forests surrounding a mysterious castle-like structure - Yup, that's the new joint she's rocking, quite the reprieve from Ash's old, sl...

99 Ways to Annoy, Creep out, and Avoid People

Remember that time, where Tim, that rather questionable guy, who clung to you after meeting him at your fourth cousins sisters baby shower, and now he's discussing his recent cats birth? Yeah, and how you just wanted take a shovel casually to his face? WELL HAVE NO FEAR, this new book is here. With our easy to follow...

Project Fat Suit

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Leah's Secret...(Don't tell or else...)

Lewis, Alex, and Tricia idolized Leah. She was their neighbor, babysitter, and best friend. She did everything with them and loved them like her own siblings. So you can imagine the 3 Collins kids were crushed when Leah went missing. They moved, their Mother slowly drifted away from them, and they slowly drifted away...

Kuro: A Land in Eternal Night

Now back on Wattpad! ---- In a land covered in eternal night, a young girl's light is all that stands between Mankind and the Forces of Darkness. When the Sun Goddess vanished under mysterious circumstances a thousand years ago, she left the land of Kuro blanketed in eternal night. Over time, the people learn to harne...

Oh, It's On

Stella’s not like most girls. She doesn’t spend her nights talking about cute boys or who she’s going out with next week. Cause really, what’s the point in that? When a new kid, Jace Matthews transfers to her school, she’s probably the only girl not under his charm, making her Jace’s number one target. It seems like h...

The End of Summer

Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to fi...

She's One Of The Boys

Secrets do not stay hidden for long. Have you ever had a secret that you would do anything to keep from your own family? Coming home from being at boarding school for an entire year is something Eva has dreamed about since her Dad sent her away; she missed her older brothers and none of them seemed to have changed muc...

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*]

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole...