Okay I lied. I used the Generator again and this came up.
Luckily, it was already a ship so...
*sigh*
Captain Hook: *Is a forty year old Pirate who kidnapped a twelve year old Mute Native American girl and left her to drown*
Someone, for some reason:
That's pretty much it.
Captain Hook kidnapped and tried to MURDER this girl.
Not to mention that he's in his forties or even fifties and she's like... twelve... at most.
Yeah that's really creepy.
This is like... Frollo x Alice... but less abysmal somehow.
I'll once again point out, Hook is in his late forties, Tiger Lily is like twelve.
That's not even a red Flag, that's a Train covered in red Flags.
Train covered in red Flags Number two: HE TRIED TO DROWN HER.
Now if you don't take age, personality, overall role in the Story, their History, their relationship in general, the fact that he tried to Murder her and her Friends, or the fact that he hated kids into consideration... then this is still a pretty bad ship, not gonna lie.
-100000000000/10