Mainly focused Brennan & Booth
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Brennan's Bachelorette party
*Booth tells Brennan everything feels better + happier since marriage*
•Says love changes everything
*Booth asks Brennan if she feels different since they got married*
•Brennan gives an odd answer basically saying no
*Angela tells Brennan she didn't get a bachelorette party*
•Everything happened so quickly they didn't have time
*Angela wants to throw Brennan a bachelorette party*
•Says it will be just like a girls night out with dancing & drinks
•Brennan says no to the party
*Angela makes a sarcastic comment asking if Booth comes first to her*
•Brennan says Christine does then Booth follows after her
*Angela asks Brennan if she's even in her top 10 favorite people*
•Brennan says she is
*Angela looks upset as Brennan leaves to go see Booth*
*Brennan and Booth talk about her conversation with Angela*
•Booth and her are still not friends bc of how she treated him
•Booth cringes as Brennan talks about the "top 10" discussion
*Booth asks Brennan if she said no to Angela because of him*
•Brennan says she did bc she knows they are fighting
*Booth tells Brennan he knows that Angela is her best friend*
*Brennan starts to talk about if she had to choose between them*
•Booth says she doesn't have to choose one or the other
*Booth tells Brennan she can and should have both him and Angela*
*Booth tells Brennan to let Angela throw her a bachelorette party*
•Says thats what a best friend does and she can't deny her that
*Cam and Angela talking when Brennan interrupts*
•Tells Angela she now wants a bachelorette party
*Angela gets excited and talks about where they'll go*
•Plans to go to an old western country bar
*Cam, Angela & Brennan go to bar as team work the murder case*
•Invite Daisy to join them at the last minute
*Hodgins has made money off the hot sauce he sold with Intern Flynn
*Wells says he's done good but throws in how he lost billions
*Cam, Brennan, Angela, Daisy and Caroline must take a bus to the bar*
•Bar in the middle of nowhere
•All wearing country outfits and cowboy hats
*Bar is packed with bikers and not cowboys like you might expect*
*All realize that the bar is no longer a country bar like Angela thought*
*Sweets notes Booth's behavior and asks if he's nervous about Brennan*
*Booth says she'll be fine bc she has a federal prosecutor & coroner*
*Booth asks Sweets how wild the bachelorette party can get*
*Screen switches to group at the bar with a line of shots in front of them*
•All drink the shots before doing another line
*Brennan plays a knife game with her own hand — impresses bikers*
*Bar customers all join in on groups fun and take more shots with them*
*Brennan drunkenly dances with a biker and explains what flirting is*
•Brings up mating and sex which makes biker think she's flirting
*Angela reminds Brennan she's married after watching them*
•Brennan says she isn't yet bc it's the party before the wedding
*Biker suggests hooking up but Brennan doesn't understand*
•Daisy says she'll take Brennan's place but Cam says no
*Biker lady comes over angry bc she's apparently dating the biker*
*Brennan tries to explain something but makes everything worse*
•Makes it sound like she's insulting the biker couple
•Group listen and cringe bc they know a fight may start
*Biker lady tries to punch Brennan who ducks — Brennan slaps her*
•Bar customers + girls watch as biker lady falls to floor from slap
*Brennan tells group to run and they do as fast as they can*
*LOTS of other biker ladies stop them by blocking the door*
*FIGHT BREAKS OUT*
•Brennan, Cam and Daisy fight to protect themselves
•Angela stands there scared and unsure of what to do
*Screen cuts to Booth carrying a drunk Brennan inside their home*
•Says she didn't start the fight but felt obligated to finish it
*Brennan tells Booth he would have been proud of her — he says he is*
*Booth carries her to the couch instead of upstairs to their bed*
•She almost breaks a lamp but Booth catches it
*Booth had to call in favors so group didn't get arrested for the fight*
*Brennan starts crawling on floor and talking about how nice the carpet is*
*Booth lifts Brennan up from the floor and puts her on the couch*
•She says she wants to stay on couch bc the bed is too far
*Brennan asks about body shots😂*
*Booth puts a cold/wet towel on her forehead and she says it feels nice*
*Brennan tells Booth how they danced on a bar in a line*
•Booth says it sounds like a blast
Brennan-"I told Angela that it was your idea that I should go. She feels bad that she hated you. And I told her that you're the best person ever..."
*Brennan reaches up and squeezes Booth's cheeks together*
•Shown in picture/GIF below
Booth surprised at her actions-"Oh!"
Brennan-"....even though that can't be confirmed empirically. But I don't give a crap. An then I told her some of the things that we did in the bathtub last week and...."
Booth-"No, no, no, no. You didn't say about the bathtub, did you?"
Brennan-"Do you want to do some of that right now?"
Booth-"If we did that, you would drown, okay? Now let's just get some sleep, all right?"
Brennan-"But I'm not tired.
Booth-"Okay. Shh."
Brennan-"I'm not tired."
Booth softly-"Okay."
Brennan-"I love you, Booth."
Booth-"I love you, too, Bones."
*Booth leans down & kisses her*
•Looks like she's already asleep and actually was tired
Next Day:
*Cam, Angela & Daisy are hungover*
•Wells makes them a gross drink that will flush out the toxins
*Caroline hungover too and is startled by Booth who came to see her😂*
•Was bringing her coffee since he figured she was hungover
*Team solve the case + arrest killer*
*Angela comes to FBI to talk to Booth in his office*
•Seems like he wasn't expecting her to come
Angela-"I know what you did. You told Brennan to let me take her to that bachelorette party. You knew we were drifting apart, and you fixed it."
Booth-"You know, Ange, I just want Bones to have what's coming to her, that's all."
Angela-"Yeah, I get it. You wanted her to have her best friend back. So, what about us? Think we can be friends again?"
*Booth stops moving around office doing things and looks at her*
Angela-"I said some things, I know. And I'm apologizing."
Booth-"Look, Angela. You know, you-you put Bones first. Okay, I forgot about that for a while."
A-"You think we could hug it out?"
Booth-"Not necessary, really."
*Angela hugs Booth anyways which surprises him slightly*
Booth-"We're okay. We're okay now, all right? Everything's fine."
Angela-"Aw, man, I miss this. I mean, Brennan is really lucky she's my friend or I would totally make a move on you."
Booth-"Great, I really don't know how to respond to that where I come out looking like a good guy."
*Angela finally pulls away from their hug and stands in front of him again*
Angela-"You are a good guy."
Booth-"Thanks."
*Both just smile at each other then screen cuts to Booth & Brennan*
Br-"You gave me my best friend back."
B-"Everybody needs a best friend."
Br-"Well, who's your best friend?
B-"Uh, do you want me to say you?"
Brennan-"No!"
B-"Wow, why'd you say it like that?"
Brennan-"Because the word "friend" refers to a non-sexual, platonic relationship and I do not want that with you."
Booth-"Me, either."
Brennan-"You are not my best friend. Angela is my best friend. You are a whole other dimension."
Booth-"A non-platonic dimension."
Brennan-"Yes. If I ever became your best friend, I would take that as a sign that we need to go out into the world and find other...."
Booth-"I got it, I got it, I got it. I get it, I get it, okay? I'm never ever gonna be your best friend."
Brennan-"I hope not."
Booth-"Okay, I won't."
Brennan-"Well, you never said who your best friend is."
Booth-"I know."
Brennan-"But not me."
Booth-"No, not you."
Br-"You're a very romantic man."
Booth-"Aw. No, I'm not your friend. I'm like your..."
Brennan-"Not my friend."
Booth-"Sexual puppy dog."
Brennan laughs-"More like a lion!"