alright so i tried to answer all of them but didnt so sorry if i didnt get yours ((aka i probably didnt do yours if yours wasn't from any inline comments))
calum-
thatfangirlingfreak; bby ily.
"i love you too."
CallMeMrsHemmingss; Are you and luke still together..? Or..?
"actually, i dont know to be honest.."
CallMeMrsHemmingss; do you forgive luke?
"um, probably?"
xhazzadimplesx; are you ok? can i hug you?
"a hug would be great right now."
AggressiveJo; sweetie, do you want a hug?
"another hug? sign me in."
Cake_Larry_Lashton; want a hug babe?
"yes. yes i do. :D"
punkluker; can i pinch your cheeks
"as long as it isn't like the grandma pinching cheek ones."
cake_quake; can I slap your ass? just kidding that's lukes job I'm sorry I asked I will go away
"it's fine, but dont go away"
_cake_and_bake_; FORGIVE LUKE, THEN FUCK HIM!
"a little straight forward are we?"
dear5soscountmein; DO YOU LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE?!? and does your *cough cough*penis*cough cough* actually bend or were those pictures photo shopped? Aye
"good charlotte is life tbh lol alright but um what, my penis is, well my penis."
-Pineapple-; make sure you dont let luke take advantage of your heart again you worked hard to be able to hold his heart and he just played you if it happens again it wasn't meant to be
"oh well, thank you. and he does love me, i mean, im not sure if i forgive or what but like it hurts and yeah but he does was bad. but he didn't mean it, did he?"
ShaeeRsy; hey hon, how are you? like really. you forgive him, I know. but are you sure about this? It's really quick.
"well now that you say this, im not sure. but uh, thanks for letting me know."
luke-
cakeisbetterthanyou; dont ever hurt calum again
"and if i do? I won't but like."
thatfangirlingfreak; ily but dammit get yo priorities straight
"oh well sorry?"
CallMeMrsHemmingss; how are you going to make it up to cal?
"im probably gonna try and take him to like Paris or something and hope he does forgive me because i do love him a lot and it hurts me because i hurt him and sigh."
xhazzadimplesx; SHOW CALUM YOU LOVE HIM
"I WILL"
Cake_Larry_Lashton; Why luke? Dont hurt him again or else.
"im hurting too, does nobody care?"
punkluker; why are you a butt face
"why are you a pussy face"
cake_quake; show calum you love him or I will come at you with a knife and bloody kill yew!
"oh, well alright."
_cake_and_bake_; DO EVERYTHING IN YOURE POWER TO MAKE MY PRINCESS CALUM HAPPY!!!
"IM TRYING ALRIGHT!!!"
dear5soscountmein; FAVORITE SONG AND PIZZA TOPPING!?! you are a great person you little cute munchkin you are Nowt best friend ok? Ok
"This is like the only nice one i got, thank you."
ShaeeRsy; I know that calum forgive you but why did you lie?? you were with him when you decided to go to that scoffee. and he got beat up by Mike in that moment!!!! Didnt you think that you loved him in that moment? he got belated up bc he loved/loves you and you cheated on him. Im so mad at you. so bloody mad.
"whats belated? and im sorry im not perfect and i, that is human, makes mistakes. am i proud of it? no? do i regret it? yes."
michael-
xhazzadimplesx; the fuckk man
"the fuckk woman"
Cake_Larry_Lashton; Why are you such a dick?
"you are what you eat."
punkluker; i h8 you bye
"luv my haters 2k15"
cake_quake; WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KILL MY SON
"i didnt kill anyone??"
dear5soscountmein; your defensive and misunderstood ,I like you because your just in love! #mukeforever
"lol, luke doesn't really love calum anyway so yes, muke forever."
-Pineapple-; I think that you need to get laid
"by luke."
ShaeeRsy; what are your intentions with Cake?
"both of them dont really love each other."
ashton-
xhazzadimplesx; WORK BBY YOU MY FAVE
"thanks. YOU MY FAVE TOO"
Cake_Larry_Lashton; Yo ashton! Hii, aren't you frustrated with all the drama?
"yes and no?"
memyself_harrystyles; How's the drama for you?
"oh yanno, sweet like tea. just kidding it sucks balls."
memyself_harrystyles; do you have feelings for somebody?
"nope."
punkluker; how are you with all the drama
"it feels like year 8 drama again tbh"
cake_quake; I feel like you're really tense so how are you? do you need counseling? I'm here, ya know....
"im fine? but thanks."
-Pineapple-; I love you, you love me(maybe), let's get together and eat vegemite on toast
"sure when and where?"
ShaeeRsy; if you want/need a girlfriend , or a beard (bc one never knows) you should call me. I'm free 24/7 hon. would you think about it? ilysm.
"uh, is this a dating website now?"
ryan-
xhazzadimplesx; fam u gotta chill
"i am chill brah"
Cake_Larry_Lashton; I'm going to cut you with a break I swear
"you can't cut someone with a brick smart one"
punkluker; are you comfortable with yourself
"yes, are you?"
cake_quake; how do you feel about ruining my babies lives get the fuck out of here nobody like you and if you are still here by the time I get done writing this, imma bloody come at you with a fucking knife, k?
"lol, luke likes me."
dear5soscountmein; Um... U asian? And what is wrong with your brain?
"im not chinese and nothing is wrong with my brain, unlike yours."
-Pineapple-; thank you for telling calum the truth
"welcome stranger"
ShaeeRsy; I hope that you're feeling. so I can go, put you in a box and send you to china. xx
"lol alright there body."