Hi.
So, unfortunately, im not dead. i am very much alive, and VERY MUCH THANKFUL FOR 50k READSSSSSS! TYSM YOUR ALL TOO POG FOR THIS WORLD!
ALSO, I'm sorry for being gone, and not updating, and being basically equivalent to dead.
so, with no more waiting, lEtS hOp iNtO iT (iykyk-)
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FOR YOU DUMMIES THAT DONT UNDERSTAND WEIRD GC NICKNAMES:
[IN ORDER THAT THEY'RE SEEN]
purp - Purpled
Australia - Sammy Green
wet the bed - Dream
uncute mute - MegaPvP
furry - Zelk
the only girl here (other than Y/N) - Astelic (this is if your a girl, if not, ignore this)
dumb duck - Skeppy
simping refrigerator - Sapnap
George was found by dre: GeorgeNotFound
the muffin man - BadBoyHalo
80-year-old - Gamerboy80
kb stik - Zyph
2D - Target3DGaming
frenchie - A6D (if you have problems with those past issues, suck it up, buttercup)
pug - JustVurb
egirl - F1NN5TER
Timothy - Tomminnit
Willy boi - Wilbur Soot
bees - Tubbo
fox - Fundy
overgrown beaver - Spifeey
murderous apple - TapL
arret - Eret
alligator - Gqtor
event kid - P0LAND
Frou - Fruitberries
Light Bulb - Illumina
Technoplane - Technoblade
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YOU: Right side
EVERYONE ELSE: Left side
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START OF NEW GROUP CHAT
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purp: alright dumbasses, welcome back
Australia: i'd like to volunteer an opinion
wet the bed: oh god
Australia: Y/N is a betch
uncute mute: agreed
furry: mega agreeing with an aussie? crazy
uncute mute: i'd rather agree with an "aussie" than you
furry: wow ok
I saw that coming
the only girl here (other than Y/N): ugh FINALLY YOU ADDED ME PURP
the only girl here (other than Y/N): wtf is my name
dumb duck: is that conisdred sexsim????
simping refrigerator: ha ha, SEXism
George was found by dre: ok sapnap why
the muffin man: SAPNAP
simping refrigerator: who's sapnap, I only know simping refrigerator. he's a pretty cool guy
Sapnap is cooler
simping refrigerator: aww
You're not Sapnap, so stfu
uncute mute: sassy
furry: you're the sassy one
the only girl here (other than Y/N): didn't you say that EXACTLY in the last gc?
furry: ok boomer
80-year-old: please don't ever say that again
old man
80-year-old: I'm a wise old man, yes
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
stfu
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
80-year-old: sammy
kb stik: not again
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
2D: just hit him with your kb stick zyph
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
kb stik: oh yeah
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
kb stik: *hits*
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
purp: EW ROLEPLAY
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
the only girl here (other than Y/N): SOMEONE MAKE HIM SHUT UP
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
purp: fine
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
Australian: spam
[Australian was removed from the conversation]
the only girl here (other than Y/N): finally
thank you
George was found by dre: yes, thank you
uncute mute: you know there's something called turning off notifications
frenchie: can you all shut the fuck up
frenchie: I'm trying to sleep
sorry vinc
frenchie: thanks? I'm going now, if someone spams again, kick them in my honor
dumb duck: yu dno't hav honor
furry: honor, such a funny word
furry: ON OR.
uncute mute: no one asked for you to sound it out preschooler
furry: I asked myself
pug: has skeppy kissed bbh yet
uncute mute: have you kissed Finn yet
egirl: wat
pug: have you kissed zelk yet
Skeppy X BadBoyHalo
the muffin man: whats happening-
uncute mute: stfu ugly pug
furry: he's in denial
Vurb X F1NN5TER
uncute mute: WDYM ZELK STFU
egirl: you see that vurb
Mega X Zelk
pug: ha, Y/N agrees with me
furry: ok
uncute mute: nO sTop
Dre X Georgie
purpled: whats happening right now
dumb duck: idk
purpled: should I add Tommy
dumb duck: NO
please no
the only girl here (other than Y/N): add sammy back first
purp: ok
[Sammy Green was added to the conversation]
:(
Australian: YES, I AM BACK
[Tommyinnit was added to the conversation]
Timothy: HELLO
fuck, why purpled, why
Timothy: A WOMAN (if you're a girl)
Willy Boi: I was hoping this day wouldn't come
Bees: it came
Timothy: You're all talking like you dislike me
I hate you
Fox: me too
wet the bed: oh tommy's here now?
simping refrigerator: ok
dumb duck: WHYYYYYYyYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyYYyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyYYyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyYYyyyyyyyyyyYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyYYYYYYYyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyy
furry: that's a lot of Y's
uncute mute: no shit
the muffin man: LANGUAGE
overgrown beaver: you know its 2 in the morning here right
we're trying to mess up your sleep schedule
overgrown beaver: oh alright
murderous apple: I dont want to be here
dumb duck: ill keep adding you if you leave-
wet the bed: holy shit, did he just type without a single mistake?
the muffin man: LANGUAGEEEEE
uncute mute: probably Grammarly or something
furry: you dont need Grammarly because you dont talk, just type
true
uncute mute: was that supposed to be offensive
Australia: hotel
furry: no, it wasn't, just sayin
the only girl here (other than Y/N): trivago
Australia: AYYYYY
the only girl here (other than Y/N): AYYYY
purp: AYYYY
Australia: not you
the only girl here (other than Y/N): yeah not you
purp: why
80-year-old: your a purple thing, no one likes purple
the only girl here (other than Y/N): HEY I LOVE PURPLE
mE tOo
Australia: no one asked for your opinions
furry: you're*
dumb duck: this is definitely sexism
uncute mute: he definitely toggled his hacking typer client
furry: "hacking typer client"
the muffin man: is Grammarly a client?
yes
dumb duck: no
wet the bed: ok boomer
bees: ok boomer
murderous apple: ok boomer
purp: ok boomer
kb stik: ok boomer
Australia: ok boomer
uncute mute: wtf
furry: ok boomer
arret: ok boomer
ok boomer
the only girl here (other than Y/N): ok boomer
furry: cmon mega say it
dumb duck: ok boomer
uncute mute: no
simping refrigerator: ok boomer
Timothy: OK BOOMER
willy boi: ok boomer
did you like break your caps lock or something
George was found by dre: ok boomer
the muffin man: ok boomer?
Timothy: NO
pug: ok boomer
80-year-old: I cant believe this
egirl: ok boomer
fox: ok boomer
80-year-old: ok boomer
purp: 80 SAID IT LETS GOOOOO
Australia: ok boomer
the only girl here (other than Y/N): you already said it sammy, stfu
alligator: ok boomer? i guess
purp: GATOR SPOTTED
overgrown beaver: ok boomer
frenchie: you woke me up again
wet the bed: dilligaf
uncute mute: what
the muffin man: LANGUAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
do I look, like I a give a fok
purp: not really
dumb duck: we cnat se you
I was telling the uncute mute what dilligaf meant
dumb duck: ok
uncute mute: I knew what it meant
furry: did you though
uncute mute: yes I did
furry: DID YOU THOUGH?
80-year-old: can you stfu
purp: can YOU stfu
80-year-old: no
purp: no
you guys are like 2 year olds
80-year-old: he is. Im 80
the only girl here (other than Y/N): creepy old man
80-year-old: just an old man. not creepy
wet the bed: creep
austrailian: creep
purp: creep
Timothy: creep
bees: whos a creep?
willy boi: tommy
Timothy: I AM NOT A CREEP, CREEP
wet the bed: 2 creeps
80-year-old: still not a creep
purp: sureee
uncute mute: I cant block out the notifications if I tried-
furry: turn your phone on silent or something
it still buzzes
uncute mute: yeah, that
frenchie: I gave up on trying to sleep
dumb duck: ha
overgrown beaver: me too
George was found by dre: I don't sleep
uncute mute: neither do i
whats sleep again
the muffin man: you should all sleep then!
can't do that, Idk what sleep is
purp: relatbale
80-year-old: you sleep 50% of the day purp, stfu
Australian: only a creepy old stalker would say that
purp: yeah sammy, tell em
the only girl here (other than Y/N): wtf is the chat
murderous apple: i still want to leave
egirl: don't leave me
pug: are you cheating on me finn
dumb duck: egirl = cheater
cheater cheater pumpkin eater
uncute mute: wtf is pumpkin eater
furry: you
you
purp: HA\
uncute mute: i don't even like pumpkins
furry: lies
uncute mute: or their seeds
alligator: why am i here again
purp: because I made this, and you're my friend
the only girl here (other than Y/N): purpled has friends?
Australian: that's nuts
simping refrigerator: nuts
the muffin man: sapnap
simping refrigerator: yes bad?
the muffin man: stfu
OHHHHH
dumb duck: OHMYGAWD
pug: HE SWORE
egirl: BAD SWORE
the muffin man: NO, I SAID SHUT THE FRIK UP
stmu
purp: what does that mean
uncute mute: shut the muffin up
furry: stalker
uncute mute: wdym
furry: you knew
uncute mute: anyone with common sense would know
murderous apple: i am leaving
dumb duck: oh no you dont
murderous apple: oh yes i do
[Murderous Apple has left the conversation]
overgrown beaver: oof
[TapL has been added to the conversation]
murderous apple: skeppy no
dumb duck: tapL yes
[Murderous Apple had left the conversation]
[TapL had been added to the conversation]
dumb duck: ha
murderous apple: god dammit skeppy
[Murderous Apple has been removed from the conversation]
dumb duck: who did that
me
dumb duck: wHY
because i pity him
dumb duck: OK Y/N TRY ME
uncute mute: he toggled his hacking typer client again
[You were removed from the conversation]
purp: ha
dumb duck: take that Y/N
the muffin man: aw skeppy, add her/him/them back
dumb duck: no
the muffin man: yes
dumb duck: no
the muffin man: yes
dumb duck: no
the muffin man: yes
dumb duck: no
[Y/N was added to the conversation]
thank you
dumb duck: nO
overgrown beaver: skeppy's gonna baby rage now
dumb duck: stfu spifey
overgrown beaver: no
[TapL was added to the conversation]
Murderous Apple: why
wet the bed: because it was amusing
Murderous Apple: YOU. REALLY.
wet the bed: yes
I'm adding ppl
purp: who?
[P0LAND was added to the conversation]
[Illumina was added to the conversation]
[Fruitberries was added to the conversation]
hello children
event kid: I'm not a child
event kid: wtf is my name
purp: it fits
event kid: i am a man, not a kid
too bad so sad
Frou: why am i here again
cuz why not
Light bulb: how many people are in this
wet the bed: a lot
event kid: dreams here?
Timothy: have i mentioned I'm friends with georgenotfound?
80-year-old: only a few times
the only girl here (other than Y/N): more like a hundred
80-year-old: that was sarcasm
the only girl here (other than Y/N): no REALLY?
purp: ew astelic
Australian: ew Y/N (if ur a girl lel)
dumb duck: i think this is sexism
Frou: definitely sexism
event kid: i feel young, even though I'm older than tommy
Timothy: I am a GROWN MAN
willy boi: idk bout that one
bees: yes, I'm not sure
wet the bed: agreed
George was found by dre: agreed
Timothy: wtf
ha
Timothy: shut up woman (if you're a girl)
the only girl here (other than Y/N): don't speak to ma girl like that (AGAIN, if you're a girl)
willy boi: tommy be respectful
bees: yes tommy, be respectful
Timothy: why are you siding with him tubbo
purp: IM ADDING TECHNOBLADE, WHEN HE JOINS EVERYONE SAY 'BONJOUR PIGGY'
OK
fox: oh boy
Australian: I'm down
purp: EVERYONE READY-
dumb duck: YEES!
[Technoblade was added to the conversation]
wet the bed: BONJOUR PIGGY
purp: BONJOUR PIGGY
Australian: BONJOUR PIGGY
BONJOUR PIGGY
uncute mute: BONJOUR PIGGY
pug: BONJOUR PIGGY
furry: BONJOUR PIGGY
the muffin man: BONJOUR PIGGY
egirl: BONJOUR PIGGY
overgrown beaver: BONJOUR PIGGY
event kid: BONJOUR PIGGY
simping refridgorator: BONJOUR PIGGY
frenchie: BONJOUR PIGGY
Technoplane: wtf
the only girl here (other than Y/N): BONJOUR PIGGY
BONJOUR PIGGY
kb stik: BONJOUR PIGGY
bees: BONJOUR PIGGY
2D: BONJOUR PIGGY
alligator: BONJOUR PIGGY
willy boi: BONJOUR PIGGY
arret: BONJOUR PIGGY
fox: BONJOUR PIGGY
Light Bulb: BONJOUR PIGGY
George was found by dre: BONJOUR PIGGY
murderous apple: BONJOUR PIGGY
80-year-old: Hello piggy
purp: 80 YOU DUMBASS YOU RUINED IT
80-year-old: i did. that's my specialty.
ADIEEEEEEEEE
80-year-old: wtf
Technoplane: thanks for the warm greeting.
purp: you are very welcome
Technoplane: I'm going to leave now.
fox: wait what
[Technoplane has left the conversation]
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THE END - (FOR NOW)
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