8x2 —The Partners in the Divorce
*Brennan makes pancakes — tells Booth she learn how to on the run*
•Ran out of money so she got a job as a fry cook
*Booth tries to take over but she stops him — denies a kiss from him
•Tries to kiss him to make up for it but they just bump heads
*Booth and Brennan must adjust to being together again*
•LOTS of tension
*Booth and Brennan argue at crime scene in front of Cam & Hodgins*
*Booth angrily gives orders to the officers before leaving*
*Booth goes to shooting range to calm down — Sweets there too*
•Booth doesn't want to talk
*Booth unloads a full load of bullets into practice targets head*
*Brennan tells Angela she's still the same person as before*
•Angela says what she experienced changed her
*Brennan and Booth argue again
•She keeps shutting him out on things concerning Christine
•Fight gets loud + intense
*Booth and Brennan apologize to each other but get interrupted*
•share another awkward kiss
*Booth & Bones have a serious talk and she shares what Sweets thinks*
•Booth admits he was mad bc he lost her & Christine for 3 months
*Both kiss and make up for real☺️*
8x3 — The Gunk in the Garage
*Brennan and Bones have a minor argument over a stroller for Christine
•Stroller is $800
•Brennan does "puppy eyes" on Booth who almost gives in
*Team must investigate a murder by bombing without Booth*
•Sweets and FBI Agent (Sparling) investigate the murder
*Booth stuck at office on paperwork duties — may get a promotion*
•Booth complains until learning about promotion + pay raise
*Sweets is kicked by victims wife before realizing something shocking
•Husband had a twin he didn't know about — the twin died
*Angela finds where the explosives came from so Hodgins kisses her*
*Wife hired a hitman to kill her husband but he killed twin instead*
•Paid him again to kill hubby
*Booth ditches a board meeting for budget review to help team*
*Booth now going with Sweets and Sparling to stop the Hitman*
*Booth has Cam do the board meeting for him but she's not FBI*
*Brennan realizes who the hitman is and is able to warn the husband*
*Booth, Sweets & Sparling corner the hitman but he has a bomb*
•Sweets acts like a random bystander and grabs the bomb
*Booth & Sparling shoot the hitman
*SWEETS IS SHOT😰*
•Slowly sinks to the floor while Sparling holds him
•Shot was nothing serious😅
*Sweets tells Sparling he likes her but is seeing someone*
•Sparling kisses him b4 leaving
*Cam got board to increase the budget*
•no promotion for Booth
8x4 — The Tiger in the Tale
*Brennan considers running for President — Booth sees her list*
•List is pros vs. cons
•So far she only has pros
•Booth surprised as she explains and defends her reasons
*Man kills a migrant worker who was attacked by his illegal exotic tiger*
*Booth and Brennan go to find the tiger and the killer at his farm/home*
•Both find the tiger dead
•Man killed the tiger — tells them it was out of control
*Brennan gets emotional and tries to attack the man — Booth stops her*
•She sobs as Booth hugs her and comforts her
*Booth surprises Brennan with pins saying "Vote Bones!"🥰*
•Says he wouldn't vote for her but he would encourage others too
8x5 - The Method in the Madness
*Sweets living in his office after breaking up with Daisy*
•Booth gives him advice then says he can crash at their house
*Sweets will sleep in Parker's room*
*Booth comes home to see Sweets doing laundry for them*
•Booth says a man can't touch another man's underwear
*Booth frustrated when he comes home to Sweets in his bathtub*
•Also the intern (Fisher) barges in with an update for Brennan
*END — Booth and Brennan invite Sweets to stay longer*
•Brennan did it so he wouldn't be living in a hotel
•Booth did it to win a bet that Hodgins started
*Booth and Sweets watch Brennan start dancing horribly😂😂*
8x6 — The Patriot in Purgatory
*Brennan has Clark, Finn, Fisher, Wendell & Arastoo work together*
•Tells them to try and identify remains being kept at Jeffersonian
*Brennan slaps their butts😟😂🤦🏻♀️*
*Interns start trying to outdue each other — identify multiple remains*
*Aristoo works on bones which he discovers belong to a War Vet*
•Vet fought in Desert Storm and died during 9/11
*Interns all help Aristoo with Vet*
*Cam reveals she signed 900 death certificates due to 9/11 attack*
*Interns share their stories of what happened the day of 9/11 attack*
•Wendells uncle died that day
*War vet died saving the lives of 3 Pentagon workers*
*Team watch recreation video of Vet's heroic acts during 9/11*
*Vet has a military honored burial*
•team, survivors & family there
*Brennan gets emotional to Booth*
•She identified 9/11 remains
Brennan-"For 2 weeks, I was methodical. A scientist. I did what was asked of me. I did my job. I never shed a tear. I was proud of that. All these years, I never let myself feel it."
Booth-"Bones, we all deal with things in our own way, okay?"
Brennan-"I could avoid it all before I met you. I had no one in my life. And now I think of those people... And I think of you. Anyone of them. It could have been you."
*Booth hugs Brennan as she cries😢
8x7 — The Bod in the Pod
*Team investigate a body found in some type of impenetrable pod*
•Hodgins very excited about it
*Hodgins gets pod open and smells the inside — passes out instantly*
•Aristoo pulls the alarms - he wakes up soon after and is fine
*Sweets still living with B&B*
•Both shocked when Brennan gives Sweets a psych profile😂😂
*Aristoo speaks Farsi and recites a poem he wrote about Cam*
•Hodgins walks in & hears
*CAM & ARISTOO ARE DATING😲*
•Hodgins figures it out because they have kept it a secret
*Aristoo begs for Hodgins to not tell anyone — he reluctantly agrees*
*Hodgins and Angela on the roof when they see Aristoo & Cam😬*
•Angela realizes their dating
*Hodgins apologizes for keeping it a secret but she's not mad*
•Both kiss and go home☺️
*Victim was a crime scene cleaner and suspects are also cleaners*
•Brennan is convinced the killer was his rival but Booth isn't sure
*Booth and Brennan bring rival to crime scene and hear him brag*
•Said only an expert could kill someone and leave no trace
*Booth now agrees with Brennan that the rival is very likely the killer*
*Hodgins & FBI techs clearly go over every inch of house for evidence*
•Suspect watches smug as no one finds anything
*Brennan has a dream and makes Booth go to crime scene at 3am*
•Brennan pulls lots of blood from floor belonging to victim
*Brennan and Booth learn she was right about who the killer was*
*Brennan comes in with money he stole from crime scene*
•Killed the victim so they didn't have to share it
*Brennan says "Gotcha!" to killer three times as he stares shocked*
*Booth tells killer he shouldn't have pissed off his partner*
*Brennan questions why she knew who killer was without evidence*
*Booth tells Brennan to give three reasons why she loves him*
•Says bc he loves her, bc he loves Christine and lastly his looks
•Booth says he doesn't need a reason to love her
*Brennan gets happy and says he is very romantic — he agrees he is*
*Cam and Aristoo together and talk about if they should tell team*
•Both agree that Hodgins probably told Angela
8x8 — The But in the Joke
*Man glueing poster on billboard when he falls — wakes up to B&B*
•Man confused till Brennan tells him he landed on a dead body
*Glue the man was using is now making dead body stick to him*
*Team learn the victim was a well known comedian*
*Booth learns the intern (Fisher) is an underground comedic sensation*
*BOOTH PERFORMS COMEDY ACT
•Jokes written by Fisher and Sweets — noone laughs
*Booth gets the crowd laughing with his own jokes and stories*
*END — Booth tries to make Brennan laugh but she fake worries*
•Starts laughing hysterically as Booth tells some of Sweets jokes
8x9 — The Ghost in the Machine
*Episode plays out in victims POV*
•Victim is a 14 year old boy
•Shows as if boy is aware of everything that is happening
*Brennan actually gets teary eyed multiple times bc of his young age*
*Booth hugs Brennan as she cries upon seeing pic of victim (Colin)*
*Booth holds Christine when she wakes up in the middle of night🥰*
*Team learn Colin died in a stunt trying to impress an older girl*
*Colin created a mixtape and wrote a song for his crush*
*Team and his crush watch a video of Colin singing a song for her*
•Colin's spirit now at peace
*BOOTH FAMILY MOMENT🥺🥰😍
•Brennan holds Christine as her and Booth dance to a mixtape
*Both sing "Hot Blooded" (1x15)*
8x11 - The Archeologist...
*Brennan tries to play "peek a boo" with Christine who doesn't react*
*Sweets warns Booth that Brennan's competitiveness can be harmful*
•May put pressures on Christine as she grows up
*Brennen excited when discovering thousand year old bones*
•Gets upset + angry when Clark is put in charge of bones
•Brennan must focus on the murder victim and not the old bones
*Hodgins scared of Brennan so he tries not to help Clark*
•Angela helping Clark and scared Hodgins into helping them
*Brennan & Clark astonished by the bones and who they belong too*
*Clark and Brennan argue as Cam enters
•Cam breaks them up
*Clark and Angela identify old bones as a man, woman, and child*
•Clark mindblown + says it's an interspecies family
*Clark tells story of what happened with team acting as the people*
•Villagers let child starve to death bc they wouldn't take her in
•No one wanted an interspecies child so she died
*Everyone looks at picture showing the family's final movements*
•All laid together which explains how they were found
*END — Brennan and Booth play with Christine*
*Brennan says they shouldn't pass on their failings to Christine*
•Booth asks what his failings are but she ignores him as he talks
8x13 — The Twist in the Plot
*Sweets STILL living at Booth and Brennan's house a month later*
*Booth tells Sweets that Daisy will be back at the lab today*
•Neither Booth or Bones believe that he's moved on
*Booth tells Brennan his living will is in a locked drawer at the FBI*
•Brennan reveals she has a 312 page living will
*Brennan horrified as Booth says his will is on a sticky note*
•Sticky note that says-"everything goes to Bones"
*Brennan explains why she has such an extensive will*
•Money, investments, Christine, and a complicated family
*Brennan tries to talk Booth into creating a real will*
*Brennan planned a Celestial funeral aka a Tibetan Sky Funeral*
•Her body would get dismembered then broken to pieces for Vultures to eat
*Booth gets upset that Brennan choose that as her last message*
•Asks if that's really how she wants Christine to remember her
*BOOTH MAKES A LIVING WILL*
•Does it in the form of a video
•See other page if you want to know what was said
*Brennan listens + tears up then runs in and jumps on Booth*
*Brennan changed her will too but it's only six pages shorter*
•Her funeral will now involve a volcano — Brennan explains why
•Booth actually likes the new change after learning the meaning
8x14 — The Doll in the Derby
*Booth tells Brennan he has to go to the hospital today*
•Can't tell why he's going
*Angela overhears Brennan on the phone with Booth about hospital*
•Angela asks if Booth is sick and why she's being secretive
•Brennan tells Angela she would tell her if she could
*Angela shares her concerns for Booth with Cam*
*Angela goes undercover on a roller derby team after one is found dead
•Angela excited but Hodgins is nervous and tries to talk her out of it
•Hodgins stares in shock and happiness upon seeing her outfit
*Cam asks Brennan if something is wrong with Booth*
•Brennan says she is not allowed to talk about it
*Angela kisses Booth after saying hes her boyfriend to a derby girl*
•Angela admits she got a little drunk to get info from the girl
*Angela gives Booth a motive + suspect*
*Cam goes to the hospital and tries to get information on Booth*
•Doctor says she promised to keep their dealings confidential
*Cam learns the doctor specializes in children's disease and cancers*
•Cam asks of Booth has been coming because of Christine
•Doctor won't reveal anything
*CAM LEARN BOOTHS SECRET*
•Booth was helping hospital host a carnival for the sick children
*Brennan tells Cam that he believes charity should be anonymous*
•That's why he didn't tell team and he didn't even want to tell her
8x16 — The Friend in Need
*Booth and Brennan do a crossword puzzle together before work*
•get into a small argument but make up before work
•Booth kisses her & smiles☺️
*Sweets gets personally/emotionally involved in case involving a rape*
•Teen killed by another classmate who raped his friend
•Sweets determined to help the rape victim
*Booth tricks killer into confessing*
•Said he can't charge him with rape and murder
•Which is true because FBI is only handling the murder
•Metro cops will be arresting him for the rape
*Cute family moment between Booth, Christine and Brennan🥰*
8x17 — The Fact in the Fiction
*Booth wants him and Brennan to invest in Asteroid mining*
•Brennan says it's crazy but Hodgins believes in it too
*Booth and Brennan at the diner when a man comes in all dirty*
•Man calls Brennan's name and goes for something in his bag
*Booth draws his gun and tells him to show him his hands*
•Customers + staff get scared
*Man gets on his knees and puts his hands in the air - slides his bag over
•Murder victims head rolls out
*Booth and Brennan shocked as he finally says he's her new intern*
•Name: Oliver Wells
*Cam tells Brennan all of Wells qualifications + how he found skull
•He tracked head to a coyote den so that's why he was dirty
•Wells is extremely smart
*Throughout case Brennan tries to dismiss + belittle Wells*
*Wells calls Brennan narrow minded and Booth silently laughs at that*
*Hodgins bonds with Wells😂😆*
*Case connects to time travel*
*Angela tells Wells to stop being such a douche to everyone*
*Brennan tells Booth everything she wants or needs is right here*
•"here" referencing her house, him and Christine
*Brennan asks Wells what he thinks of asteroid mining*
•He says it's be a good idea to invest just like Booth wanted
*Brennan confesses to Booth that Wells may be smarter than her*
*Brennan tells Booth she invested $10K into asteroid mining*
8x18 — The Survivor in the Soap
*Booth tries talking Brennan into a family vacation - no learning trips*
•Booth wants a relaxing beach vacation where they just have fun
*Brennan suggests a trip to Paris and Booth gets excited*
•Excitement is short lived😂😂
*Team work a murder case and learn victim was a child soldier in a war*
•Victim was a survivor of the Sierra Leone civil war
*Aristoo gets emotionally involved in case and takes it out on Hodgins*
•Calls him incompetent and they start to argue loudly
•Cam breaks them up
*TEAM IDENTIFY POSSIBLE KILLER
•He was a general in the war and recruited thousands of child soldiers
•He is wanted for 17 War Crimes
*Booth realizes that he met the suspect in the victims building*
*War general didn't kill the victim but was protected by his killer*
*Victim came to his killer for help but was killed instead*
*Aristoo comes to Cams office and says he has to explain something*
•His cousin was a child soldier who died in a war
•Cam hugs him and looks out to see Hodgins and Angela
*Cam and Aristoo were still trying to hide their relationship*
*Brennan walks over and sees them hugging too and asks why*
*Cam and Aristoo officially announce they are dating*
*Brennan suggests a trip to Tho Chau which is in Thailand*
•Would be a compromise with lots of history + beautiful beaches
8x19 — The Doom in the Gloom
*Sweets and Booth watch a Kung Fu movie as Brennan feeds Christine*
•Don't really listen to her facts
*Sweets tells Booth and Brennan he found the perfect apartment*
*Hodgins does an unnecessary experiment "just to be sure"*
*Booth gets Hodgins excited with another experiment*
•Cam triggers experiment and Booth gets covered in goop😂
*Sweets moves out of a B&B house*
•Both shocked when 2 good looking girls pick him up
*Girls will be living in the same apartment building*
*Girls confuse Booth and Brennan as Sweets parents + call Booth hot*
8x20 - The Blood from the Stones
*Jeffersonian doing a documentary to raise funds — man comes to lab*
•Brennan's personality makes her come off as unlikable + mean
*Brennan made Booth promise not to propose to her*
•Made a deal that she'll propose if she changes her mind
*Booth learns murder victim was an undercover cop😬*
*Jeffersonian has Clark be the face of the lab since he's more likable*
*Caroline meets the documentarian and they start to flirt*
*Booth learns the cop was corrupt
•Wife killed him & stole money
*Booth comforts Brennan when she's upset about the documentary*
*Booth rolls his eyes at Brennans rambling then kisses her to stop her
8x21 — The Maiden in...
*Booth comes home with Christine and tells Brennan she bit a kid*
•Brennan stunned + confused
•Brennan says she didn't do it
*Brennan gets Angela to hack into daycare records of the other kid*
•Looks at the picture showing the bite marks from Christine
*Brennan pulls out an impression of Christines teeth that she took*
*Angela and Brennan compare vote marks to Christine's teeth*
*Booth sees a bite mark from Christine on Brennan's neck*
•Proves that she bit the kid at her daycare like she was accused of
8x22 — The Party in the Pants
*BOOTH MOM COMES BACK😱🤯
•He doesn't recognize her at first bc it's been 24 years
•Booth says he doesn't hate her and that he missed her
•Tells her she is a grandmother
*Team + Brennan ask Booth how he is okay after his moms return*
*Booth and his mom dancing in the living room when Brennan walks in*
*Brennan upsets Booth when she brings up how she abandoned him
*Brennan, Booth, and his mom sing a kids song to Christine*
*Booth finally gets upset with his mom after a revelation*
•She has a fiancé and is raising his two children
•Gets angry she could raise other kids but couldn't raise him
*Booth says she should feel guilty and she should leave again*
*Booth's mom comes to his office and apologizes before leaving*
*Booth says he grew up in a household of violence and hatred*
*Brennan brings up Booths faith by talking about Jesus + forgiveness*
*Booth sees Christine playing with a stuffed toy that was his as a kid*
*Booth and Brennan go to see his mom and she hugs him happily*
•Booth meets her fiancé + his kids
*Booth walks his mom down the aisle and watches her get married*
*Music plays as it shows Booth and Brennan dancing, eating & talking*
•Mother's flower bouquet is caught by Brennan
8x23 - The Pathos in the...
*Team must secure lab with extra precautions for their murder case*
•Body found in a facility that disposed of biohazard waste
•Team all in Hazmat suits and any nonessential people leave
*Team + Booth rush to solve the case b4 an outbreak occurs*
*CASE MAY BE BIOTERRORISM*
*CDC Agent reports that the tests show the virus isn't airborne*
•Means it most likely isn't bioterrorism but a single act
*ARISTOO GETS INFECTED😱😰*
*CDC Agent identifies the virus as an African infectious disease*
*Team keep Aristoo at the lab and monitor his symptoms*
•Get worse by the hour
*Team all believe the killer may have the antidote that can save Aristoo*
*ARISTOO STARTS SEIZING😰*
•Cam and CDC Agent try to save him and stop the seizure
*ARISTOO HAS 4 HOURS LEFT😰*
*Booth interrogates suspect and she reveals who the real killer is*
•Booth doesn't believe her until CDC Agent backs her up
*BOOTH ARRESTS THE KILLER*
•Brings him to the lab & shows him his victims body + Aristoo
*Team especially Cam beg killer to tell them where the antidote is*
*Killer won't talk so Brennan stabs him with a syringe containing virus*
*Team all stunned — killer reveals where antidote is to save himself*
*LATER — Aristoo cured of disease*
*Booth says he's really lucky to have Brennan and kisses her😍🥰*