y/n: Tell me something completely random
He finally replied, after 10 minutes..
M: um good morning to you too?
y/n: PLEASE
M: I am so confused..
y/n: I NEED A DISTRACTION
M: WHY???
y/n: THAT FUCKING DESTROYS THE PURPOSE OF A DISTRACTION!!
M: YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE
M: lol sorry for the caps
M: ummmmm
M: welllll
y/n: ????
y/n: I should text someone else
M: no wait
M: do you want my nudes?
y/n: I need to sleep after this....
M: well, is that a yes or a no?
y/n: NO
M: well, that's sad.. you're missing out on a real MEAL here..
y/n: SHUT UP AND SAY SOME RANDOM SHIT.. GO
M: uhhhhh ,I'm pooping
y/n: dude..
y/n: 😂😂
y/n: yeah okay that passes as random
M: jeez, I was about to have a fucking anxiety attack..
M: your turn now
y/n: for what?
M: some random shit.. go
y/n: we are not having a contest..
M: yes we are.. go now
y/n:
M: come on y/n, be a sport
y/n: uhhhh...
y/n: lemme think
y/n: yeah okay..
y/n: so I was reading a Namjoon fanfic
M: a Namjoon what?
y/n: fanfiction
M: am I supposed to know what that is?
y/n: uh, yeah? how can you not know what it is?
M: I don't, so tell me
y/n: yeah well, I do need a distraction so here we go
y/n: fanfictions are fan made scenarios/stories about their fandoms.. in this case people make stories about the members of bts...just any scenario.. for example, a member falling in love with you.. or you married to someone.. you being best friends.. sometimes sexual stuff.. and all that shit
y/n: idk why people make this stuff.. it hurts to imagine myself in such situations..
y/n: but
M: HAHAHAHAH
M: wow, I did NOT know all that..
y/n: well, now you do
M: go on, what about that fan fiction?
y/n: yeah so Namjoon ends up texting a wrong number and falls in love with the main character..
y/n: like, excuse me? what the fuck? this doesn't happen..
y/n: Joonie is literally the smartest.. he'd block a fucking wrong number.. he has a 'sexy brain' and and IQ of 148.. so he knows he should block a wrong number..
y/n: but I still love reading these because they're fun..
y/n: dont judge me
M: oh no, who am I to judge?
M: so you're saying, besides Namjoon, others are dumb? and you expect only Namjoon to block the number because he's smart?
y/n: eek, no.. I meant, this stuff doesn't happen.. if it ever did, they should block the contact.. they dont even know the person wtf lmao
y/n: but that's not what I had to tell you
y/n: in this fanfic, the main character is an ARMY.. and her bias is Namjoon.. coincidence? what the fuck is that? this is destiny
y/n: anyway.. Namjoon sends her a voice note saying "good night" and this dumb bitch DOESNT RECOGNIZE HIS FUCKING VOICE!!!????!!!*&^%$#$%
y/n: WHAT THE FUCK??? if you're in love with them, isn't their voice also one of the things you're in love with???? like hello.. I'd recognize those voices in my sleep...
M: calm down y/n, jeez
M: goddddd, this is hilarious
M: I dont even know how to respond to any of this..
M: you'd recognize the voices in your sleep though?
y/n: haha you dont have to
y/n: you bet your ass I will
M: oh my ass is too sweet for that.. but dont worry, I have it insured..
M: you won the "tell me something random" contest
y/n: I have a habit of winning everything.. might even win your ass..
M: I take that as a challenge.. let's go for a round 2.. but I'm gonna brush my teeth first
y/n: come fast.. or I'll sleep
M: I am speed.. okay brb
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