*sobs hysterically into Pillow*
Biden won guys... we did it. We won't have to put up with Trump for four more years.
Unfortunately, I now have to ruin those news because... this Ship.
I just saw this and wanted to cry.
Welp, I guess it's not an Opinions on Disney Ships Book until an Incest pairing comes into play.
It's just- we couldn't have started it out with something lighter? Siblings Incest is awful, but it's more tolerable than this!
Let's talk about the Elephant in the Room, GOOFY IS LITERALLY THE FATHER OF MAX!
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE, NO!
I said it for Marielic, I said it for Tritoniel, I said it for Wilburlewis and I'll say it for Goofmax. DONT SHIP PARENTS WITH THEIR KIDS! I did NOT know you needed that spelled out for you!
This Ship, I haven't even discussed the fact that Max IS LITERALLY A MINOR, SO THIS IS NOT ONLY INCEST, BUT ALSO PEDOPHILIA.
It's just- ugh whyyyyyyy?
I-I'm just done, I'm gonna retire from life and cry in a dark Corner for eternity.
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