Apparition (Vento Aureo x Rea...

By PlentyOfSprinkles

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"It's a good day to be a ghost." In which a girl lives out her best life despite the worst. Part 1 Started 9... More

Don't Let Being A Dumb Bitch Keep You From Achieving Your Dreams
Fucking Loser Sits In a Tree All By Herself
Well Well Well If It Isnt The Problems I Tried To Escape By Taking A Nap
4:20? Looks Like It's Time To Praise To Jesus
I Dont Have To be Drunk Or High To Make Bad Life Decisions
I May Be Dyslexic But I can Still Spell Fuck You
Its Been Fun But I'm Gonna Go Cry Now
Not Now Sweaty, Mommy's Cyberbullying
And Then They Sent Me Like Seven Pictures Of My Stand's Ass
Gotta Look Cute So They Forget You Don't Know Basic Math
Cant See The Haters Through My Tears (Nice Try Though)
Call Me An Escalator Because I Let People Down
I Can't Believe I Put On My Good Crocs For This
Its Either Bitch Or Be Bitched
You Might Have Dinner Reservations But I Have Social Anxiety
I Got All This Panic And Not One Invitation To The Disco
Wear Heelies To Escape Your Feelies
Sometimes You Just Gotta Macarena Through The Anxiety
There's Holes In My Crocs So My Swag Can Breath
No Flesh No Brain But Still In Pain (Halloween Special)
My Grandma Bullies Me Through The Ouija Board
I Dont Need Love I Need To Go Back To Sleep
Just You Wait Until My Therapist Hears Of This
Y'all Can't See My Tears If I Keep Rollerblading Away
When Life Falls Apart Just Kick It Under The Fridge So No One Notices
Different Day And Same Dumb Bitch
All These Flavors And You Choose To Be Salty
Eat The Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti
I'm In Spain But The S Is Silent
I Want To Suffocake Myself
It's Alright Password I'm Insecure As Well
Took The Breaks Off My Scooter Cause The Swag Never Stops
Depressed But Well Dressed
Why Do I Need A Watch When It's Always My Time
Jazz Hands My Way Through Hell
Take Me Out Of The Oven Because I'm So Done
The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
Bippity Boppity Back The Fuck Up
It's Okay, I'm Not My Type Either
Kiss? No Thanks I'm Saving My Lips For The Sweet Kiss Of Death
All The Dummy And None Of The Thicc
Will You Yeet Today Or Will Today Yeet You
My Professional Strength Is Spontaneous Screaming
Coke? Nah, I'm Here For The Brocaine
Have You Tried Speaking To The Manager Within
Sorry But I Don't Do Sinners. I Dont Care How Thicc Your Ass Is
Time Flies When You Dont Know What The Fuck Is Going On
I Seemed To Have Misplaced My Mental Stability
Looks Like It's Time To Isolate Myself From Everyone Who Cares About Me
Merry Crisis
Eat A Healthy Breakfast So You Can Run From The Cops
No Matter How Hard I Try I Cant Eggscape The Pain
If I Stay In Bed My Vibes Are Safe
Sorry But Being Sexy And Bitter Is My Default Setting
I'm One More Minor Inconvience Away From Losing My Shit
I Took A Tylenol But It Still Hurts To Be Alive
I'm Going To Hell Y'all Want Anything
I Only Accept Apologies In Cash
I'm Too Thicc To Do Anything Half-Assed
Sorry I Slipped On My Own Tears
On The Outside I Skrrt Skrrt But On The Inside I Hurt Hurt
No Matter What, You Can't Scrub Away The Pain
Every Living Thing Dies Alone
I Cry A Lot For Someone Who Doesn't Even Hydrate
My Life Is Falling Apart But At Least I Have Rad Socks
It May Be Friday But It's Not My Day
Don't Do Drugs Do Me Instead
My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic
Social Media Fucked The Streets Up More Than Crack In The 80's
Superiority Complex? I'm Just Better Than You, Nothing Complex About It.
I Drink Espresso To Cure My Depresso
I May Be Pathetic But At Least It's Aesthetic
Fuck Nudes, Send Me A Therapist
I Can't Go To Hell I'm Out Of Vacation Days
I'm Turning Myself Into A Board Game Since Y'all Want To Play Me
I Put The Bi In Bitch
Even With All Those Years In The Closet, You Still Have No Sense Of Fashion
I Take Super Hot Showers To Practice Burning In Hell
I Ask For Snuggles And All I Get Are Struggles
I Got My Shit Together But It's Still Shit
Life Is One Big Dumpster Fire And I'm Just Trying To Make S'mores
I Sexually Identify As A Mistake
Gingersnap My Fucking Neck
I'm Not Actually A People Person I'm Just An Attention Whore
Question Corner UwU
I May Be A Dumb Bitch But I Ain't Fucking Stupid
hI WeLcOmE tO cHiLiS
Physically Thicc Mentally Sick
I Always Carry A Map So These Bitches Know Exactly Where They Got Me Fucked Up
If You Can't Run From Your Problems You're Not Running Fast Enough
I Have A Heart Full Of Love And A Head Full Of Dumb
I Only Break A Sweat When I'm Running Away From My Problems
Both My Emotional Wellbeing And My Bank Account Are Very Low
Not To Quote Britney Spears But You're Toxic
Splish Splash Your Opinion Is Trash
How Can I Be At Rock Bottom If I'm A Top
I May Be Radical But I Am Also Sadical
For All The People Who Doubted Me, You Were Right
This Would Not Have Happened if I Just Stayed In Bed
They're Called Heelys Because They Heal the Pain
I'm Extremely Ravilonely
I Use A Barbie Shovel To Bury My Feelings
If You Blast Kids Bop You Never Have To Hear Your Inner Demons
If You Think My Room Is A Mess You Should See The Rest Of My Life
My Neck, My Back, My Crippling Anxiety Attack
A Bitch Needs A Cuddle
Haven't Lost My Virginity Because I Never Lose
All I Peel Is Sadness
Sleeping Is Good For You So I'm Going To Sleep Forever
Ree Kill Me
Why Open Your Legs When You can Open The Bible
I Should Be A Baseball Pitcher Cause I'm Hella Good At Throwing My Life Away
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
I Can Wash Dirt Out Of My Hair But Not My Soul
Jesus Is Back And He's Not Crucifucking Around
The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid
My Favorite Hobby Is Pretending I Have My Shit Together
If Someone Looks Down On You, Trip Them
Only Crippling Anxiety Keeps Me From Murder
I Want My Life To Be H2Over
Why, I'd Be Delighted To Put My Needs Last Again
Someone Has To Be The One To Set A Bad Example, And That Someone Is Me
If I Agreed With You, We Would Both Be Wrong.
Alas, There Is No Fruit On My Fuck Tree
Everyone Has A Creative Outlet, I Stuck A Metal Fork Into Mine
There is no god.
My Life Is Held Together With Pink Leopard Print Duck Tape
Opium For My Copeium
If Life Is A Simulation, Please Turn It Off
I Wanna Be Yeehawed Into The Sun
I Put The Sad In Quesadilla
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
I Dont Burn Calories I Burn Bridges
I Don't Need A Significant Other, Just A Significant Income
My Body Is A Temple, The Architect Was Just Drunk
Waiting For A Demon To Possess Me So I Can Take A Break From Life
You're Funny Because Your Life Is A Joke
I Got 99 Problems And I Caused All Of Them
La Squadra Ending
Abbacchio Ending
Bruno Ending
Mista Ending
Narancia Ending
Fugo Ending
Giorno Ending
Trish Ending
Epiloggie
HELP ME OUT WITH THIS POLL MY SWEATIES
Canon Ending
Lock Your Fucking Doors, I'm Coming.

Can't Spell 'Disconected From Society' Without Disco

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By PlentyOfSprinkles

"Okay, thank you, Luci." She read over the notes he took in his swirly ass handwriting, flicking through the pages to take what info she needed and giving him a quick hug and the rest of her baja blast from dinner. Of course, now that she knew where to find him, she had to wait until the next day to go ambush him. Of course, waiting is boring to high hell and golfing is also boring to high hell. So that means she needed a victim for tomorrow's terrorizing.

Sadly, She woke up to a empty house. That was fine, there was still a few hours until the golf course opened, so she spent it delivering what had been ordered like a little mailgirl. First to a little house at the outskirts, then an apartment, and then a few houses in the countryside, and a few casinos, a few people at work, and she was done. She flicked her charm into her pocket, the last confidential paper had been delivered for the week, and while it was already lunchtime by the time it was all over, there were still five days to deal with Rico, and what was left of today. "How about some Caprese Salad for lunch..." her finger ran over the menu, other hand messing with the charms on her necklace. In the corner of her eye, an entire explosion of pink knocked her off guard, had she pulled her stand out on accident?

"(Y/N)?" Their eyes locked and he smiled warmly, striding up to the female responsible for this change. "I haven't seen you in a while."

"Neither have I, love your outfit though" She grinned noting the little ladybug brooch and zippers. "You look awesome, man."

"Really? I was wondering if it was a bit much-" He shyly brushed the cool boob window he had got, whipping his head up when her hands grasped his shoulders, internally spamming the 'keep your fucki ng cool you horny boy' button in his brain when she leaned closer

"Bro. Listen to me. It suits you. Own it, you're awesome." She grinned, pinching his cheek. "Anyways, wanna have some fun?"

"F-fun?" He forced his mind to function properly, trying to figure out what she meant with such a vague word. "Fun as in what?"

"Fun as in kinda illegal but we should do it anyways type of fun." She hummed. "You free today?"

He paused, unsure what her cryptic explanation could have meant. Was... was it drugs? No, it couldn't be. She wasn't an addict, was she? Giorno steeled himself, he didn't want his one friend caught in the drug trade, no, that would just be the worst. "Yes... I'm free. Where are we going?"

"Golf course." She hummed, happy to have got a potential buddy to come with her on her endeavors. "And no we are not golfing. Golfing is boring."

"What the heck are we going to do at a golf course?" He couldn't really think of anything else besides golfing at the golfing course, maybe, stealing golf balls?

"We are gonna go and run someone over, obviously." She scoffed, and Giorno started to weigh which was worse, drugs, or running someone over with the intent of having fun. "I have to... 'rough them up a bit' for doing this or that, so like, feel free to tag along, kid."

"Sometimes I forget you're like, two years older than me." He decided drugs were worse, after all, he was stealing crap, so why not? Maybe he could snag a few things from this guy.

"Two and some. Round up to three, underling. Let's go steal a golf cart." (Y/N) quickly hailed down a taxi to get them to the golf course. After shoving him into the back, she stole the front seat, clasping her hands together and trying to lookas normal and sweet as possible. "Sir, can you get there quick? I left my purse there and I don't want it getting stolen! I can pay you once I find it, double the amount!"

"Sure thing, Girlie." The taxi driver stuttered, driving down to the golf course even Before Giorno could buckle, the sudden speed throwing him back. Unfortunately, as he had sat up, the car had made a hard turn to the left, throwing him into the right door. For safety, he had settled on just holding onto the back of her chair for dear life while the vehicle careened through traffic. "Take as much time as you need, just be sure to pay up~"

"Thank you kind sir! We'll be sure to do that!" Not a moment passed before they had leaped out of the car and hijacked a golfcart, jamming her other car keys into the hole and wiggling it until it managed to unlock and start the engine. "Alright be on the lookout for some gaudy dude golfing."

"You mean that one on the first course stretching." He pointed towards the man, he was definitely more trying to show off to those inside the country club, so she revved the engine.

"Thats the bitch. Hold on to something, Giogio." A mischievous cheshire cat grin snuck onto her face as she punched the gas and went flying right into his stupid face. "TAKE THIS, RICO YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF CHEATING SCUM."

"You were dating Rico????" He screamed, gripping the edges as the cart bumped and drove over the body.

"Nah, I just like making drama, and it makes him look so much worse to everyone around." She sharply turned and slammed the brakes, throwing the cart 180 and running over him again when he tried to stand, stopping wheel a wheel resided nicely up his asscrack. "Work before pleasure, Darlin. The boss sends his regards."

He reached through the car, Golden Experience swiping some of his jewelry as he shouted at them to drive off of him. Two teens and a cart? Yea, she can see how it hurts. Too bad she doesn't really care that he's getting completely and utterly butt fucked by their cart.

"Yea get his pants too, and whatever is in there, I need the wallet to pay off the taxi guy. She glanced back at the man, completely horrified by what she had done to some dude just trying to golf. Giorno glanced up at her, but said nothing and did so. She didn't seem to care that he was stealing shit, really. Handing her the wallet silently, he sat back and cupped the little moths in his hands. "This should be enough, let's go and buy smoothies."

"M-my pants..." He heaved, no clue as to how his pants had suddenly disappeared, displaying his leopard print undies to the world.

"Either shut the fuck up or become the dirt I walk on." She hissed, uncrossing her legs to drive off. "Hopefully we don't have to go through this again, I would hate having to steal a pick up truck just to deal with you."

Giorno glanced at (Y/N), watching her park the cart in its rightful spot. "Well that was fun, got a place to sell those easy?"

"Yes, I do. They should fetch me a pretty good deal, I can pay for the smoothies." He gave her a charming smile.

"Nah, you don't have to do that. You're my victim for the day so I just gotta butter you up with treats so you don't tell the cops." Her grin was playful and made his heart swoon, wow, she's good at forcing stockholm syndrome. "You look like a chocolate person, did I guess correct?"

"Yea, I love chocolate."

"Great, it's on me!" So she can steal a bite without being an ass, paying the driver exactly what was supposed to be paid, even if his counter had been inflated much higher. He said nothing, driving them both off to get their smoothies.

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