-In ✨Oikawas a bottom✨ chat-
Oikawa- why don't you love me daddy~
Terushima- I do love you
Iwaizumi- what
Ukai- :/
Um-
Ushiwaka- I am not your father. But I love you very much Tooru.
Tendou- dosneyenslkwiad
Makki- kinda sweet tho-
Mattsun- oikawa sure doesn't think so
Iwaizumi- kinky mother fuckers
Oikawa- hey I don't have a daddy kink
Terushima- I sure do
Mad dog- pffttt
Ukai- it's okay me too
Takeda- *gasp*
Suga- I could've gone my whole life without knowing that
Hinata- SUGA
Suga- Hi!
Daishou- simp
Hinata- W O T
Oikawa- that's his mom?
Suga- YEAH
Daishou- ....
Takeda- sir
Suga- WAIT WAIT
WAIT
Iwaizumi- #1 mom = myself
Back off suga
I'm taking kags
And Hinata
They are now my babies
Akaashi- UM
HINATA IS MINE
Iwaizumi- 😑
Oikawa- I don't want fucking kags
Gimme um-
Gimme noya
Noya- awww
Oikawa- cause you are so wittle
Noya- 🏌️♂️ you fookin bitch
Makki- y'all
Ukai- wot
Suga- Hmm??
Yahaba- hUh?
Asahi- yes??
Makki- I'm officially taken
Takeda- by who??
Oikawa- DEADASS
Iwaizumi- Mattsun finally confess
Mattsun- first- W A T
Second- woah woah woah
Confess??
Mad dog- 🤭 always knew y'all were kinda sus
Yahaba- says Kyoutani
Terushima- lucky I don't have the gun emoji in my recents
Makki- y'all didn't let me finish my joke-
Mattsun- it was a joke??
Makki- yes :/
Mattsun- oh lmao
Makki- *BIG FOOKIN SIGH*
Tendou- lame
Daishou- oh cause you have someone
Terushima- do you?? 🤭
Akaashi- why wouldnt he
He's a cheater
He always has someone
Bokuto- savage
Kuroo- breed? Different 🥶🤬😈
Akaashi- 😎
Kenma- :| since when did you start acting like them
Terushima- who's them?
Makki- bokuto
Mattsun- Kuroo
Terushima- oH
Ukai- bruv
Ass hits different
Takeda- I-
Ukai- lemme see your ass babygOrl
Terushima- IM LEAVING THE CHAT RKWHSINRR
Makki- am highly concerned
Noya- I-
Kunimi- um- so- I'm just gonna go
Osamu- noice
Suna- :/
Atsumu- hey Suna 😏
Suna- shut up.
Sakusa- what?
Suna- nothing.
Osamu- I will literally kick your ass Atsumu
Hinata- hi
Kageyama- bye
Hinata- WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME
Kageyama- lol k Oikawa kinnie
Hinata- says the iwa kinnie
Suga- can you two not.
Also-
Ukai-
Ukai- what up baby
Suga- I-
Daichi- what?
Hold on
What?
wHaT
Tanaka- Labeianridnt PROTECTIVE DAD
Noya- CODE 5 CODE 5
Asahi- whats code 5
Ushiwaka- I would like to know as well
Mad dog- don't worry bout it
Terushima- do you know what it is??
Daishou- bet he don't
Mad dog- no- but-
Terushima- hmmm
Yahaba- why does it matter if he knows?
Terushima- I-
Konoha- it was a question chill Kylie Jenner
Daishou- djwhiwnsise KYLIE-
Mad Dog- cause of the fake attitude or the fake body?
Terushima- 🥶 thats colddddd
I stan Kyo I fucking stan
Ukai- kenken
Kenma- please no
Mad dog- oh thank fuck he's talking to you
Kenma- hUh.
Ukai- two kenkens
Takeda- he's drunk I'm sorry
Oikawa- I figured
Suga- ;-; daichi is freaking out
Bokuto- give head
Akaashi- bo please
Ukai- who wants head
I want head
Terushima- who doesn't?
Kunimi- me?
Kindaichi- only cause you're a pussy
Kunimi- .....
Tendou- ouch
Makki- hey don't bully nimi
Mattsun- ^ yeah we love nimi
Yahaba- I don't
Mad dog- lol k twink
Terushima- rjsbehmesoner please LMAO
I'm remaining you in my phone
Mad dog- to what???
Terushima- Kyo🥶❤️
Mad dog- you added a heart
Daishou- OOP-
Tanaka- 😏
Terushima- did I? :)
Noya- cute cute
Konoha- lol no one in my phone has emojis next to there name
Besides oikawa
Oikawa- I am literally not doing anything rn
I'm being so good
Iwaizumi- you are
Oikawa- thanks iwachan
Iwaizumi- no problem baby
-Iwaizumi has deleted a chat-
Iwaizumi- no problem.
Ukai- 👁👄👁
Semi- I come on to see this-
Leaving
Tendou- SEMI
Semi- TeNdOu!
Tendou- MEAN
Semi- iDc
Ushiwaka- I care for you Tendou.
Tendou- thank you
Oikawa- ew
Atsumu- says oikawa
Oikawa- dheyejxoje why bully me?!?!?!
Atsumu- it's fun
Iwaizumi- it is
Oikawa- I-
Sakusa- I have no words
Osamu- head empty, just my boyfriend bent over a desk
Suna- .
Kunimi-Wow
Terushima- kinkyyyyy
I like it
Makki- 👁👄👁 have yet to try that position
Oikawa- pfftt aren't you a virgin?
Makki- nope 😎
Iwaizumi- DEADASS?
Mattsun- LMAO
Mad dog- dude what when? You joined the dark side?
Oikawa- who was she?!?
Yahaba- is she at our school??
Makki- why are y'all so surprised?
And kyo aren't you a virgin?
Mad dog- WHAT- mdheisndie no.....
Terushima- heuejsjekws YOU- deadass? Stfu
Mad dog- IM NOT A VIRGIN ASSHOLES
Oikawa- lol liar
Daishou- I'm not a virgin😎
Konoha- obviously 👩🦯
Akaashi- nice one
Kuroo- we talking bout virgins??
Kenma- we always talk about virgins
Oikawa- do not
Bokuto- WHATS a virgin
Akaashi- ....
Ukai- you.
Bokuto- me?
Ukai- yes. Ushiwaka as well.
Ushiwaka- No. I have stuck my cock in a women many times.
Tendou -/$;)&3'siemshse
YOU WHAT
Semi- I-
I'm-
Oikawa- needa go bleach my eyes brb
Iwaizumi- you're lying right?
Ushiwaka- Is there a need for me to lie?
Bokuto- OH VIRGINNNN
Ha
I thought we were talking bout Virginia
That's a state in thE US
Akaashi- bo...
Bokuto- OH! Akaashi! Can I come over!! I need help with Math!
Akaashi- um... yeah just be quiet
Bokuto- yay!
Kenma- bokuto be quiet? Lol
Kuroo- kenma not be sarcastic? Lol
Kenma- lol k simp
Kuroo- I AM NOT A SIMP
BYE
Kenma- come over?
Kuroo- of course of course
Kenma- k simp
Terushima- PFFT
Kindaichi- gotchu there
Kunimi- ha..
Noya- hey nimi
We didn't offend you earlier right?
It's oki to be a virgin
Kunimi- no it's okay! And Ik!
Kindaichi- 🧐
Mad dog- not the forcing
Daishou- no the forcing
Tanaka- damnnn not the forcing
Kunimi- what
Yahaba- yeah I'm confused as well
Atsumu- so are all the teams gonna be at training camp
Terushima- mine is 😎
Oikawa- same here
Suga- we will!
Daichi- ^
Sakusa- mhm
Ushiwaka- I will be where I am needed.
Oikawa- stay tf away from me though.
Kuroo- I wouldn't miss it
Kenma- I'm forced to go
Tsukki- same here
Yams- :/
Bokuto- TSUKKI
YOU TALKED
Tsukki- actually I typed but go off I guess
Akaashi- salty
Oikawa- agreed
Atsumu- hey four eyes
Takeda- me?...
Ukai- better not be you I'll kick ass
Leave Takeda alone!
He's precious
Daichi- stop being drunk
Osamu- yeah just quit being drunk brother
Makki- I think he meant tsukki
Tsukki- what.
Atsumu- my fries didn't have enough salt can I have some?
Tsukki- ask your mom.
Osamu- OOOOOOOO DAYUMMMMM
Suna- ....
Sakusa- ...
Hinata- ....
Kageyama- aren't-
Daishou- just wait-
Terushima- ??
Osamu- OH SHIT WE HAVE THE SAME MOM euwhansoneuskenriemr
Atsumu- r/crying.
Sooooo um- HI!