in which they are cute girlfriends.
BRITTANY O'GRADY
AS
DARCEY LARSEN
'I'm gay, and he's gay, and we're both dating other people.'
JENNA USHKOWITZ
AS
TINA COHEN-CHANG
'Wow. Ignoring your obvious injury to make sure I'm okay. You've really gone soft.'
HEATHER MORRIS
AS
BRITTANY PIERCE
'Because my name is also Brittany Spears.'
NAYA RIVERA
AS
SANTANA LOPEZ
'I mean, just wanky.'
DIANNA AGRON
AS
QUINN FABRAY
'They objectify us all the time.'
KEVIN McHALE
AS
ARTIE ABRAMS
'Especially Brittany, since I'm not in love with her.'
CORY MONTEITH
AS
FINN HUDSON
'How can you be caught between the moon and New York City? They're like, a hundred miles apart.'
CHORD OVERSTREET
AS
SAM EVANS
'My lips are sealed.'
CHRIS COLFER
AS
KURT HUMMEL
'What have you been feeding her?'
AMBER RILEY
AS
MERCEDES JONES
'I've had the worse hangover since Saturday, and it's Monday.'
LEA MICHELE
AS
RACHEL BERRY
'I'm not doing anything. You've silenced my talents, I'm merely protesting.'
DARREN CRISS
AS
BLAINE ANDERSON
'I'm assuming you're dating her, she's been giving me glares since you walked up to me.'
ASHLEY FINK
AS
LAUREN ZIZES
'I found him in a porta potty.'
GLEE CAST
AS
GLEE CHARACTERS