Kei Yagami was added to Class 1-A
Pinky:
Y'all, best girl is in da house!
Kei:
No, u.
Pinky:
**squeals
Rocky:
Hey Kei!
SpidermanJr.:
Hello, hello!
Kei:
Why, hello to you too.
It's been like, what, yesterday?
Pikachu-counterfeit:
Hot chick alert!
GrapeBalls:
** (O, O )
Froggy:
Isn't she the second placer from the sports fest?
Also
GrapeBalls was kicked from the group.
Froggy:
Now we can talk safely.
SuperSonic:
I was not informed of her entry in our group chat.
Kei:
Touché. Neither was I.
Yaomama:
Who added her?
Bone-crusher:
I did...
Kei:
I just left your house, Izu ~
Missed me much?
Blasty:
Why are you calling the nerd nicknames?!
And why were you in his house?!
Pinky:
I'm sensing explosive jealousy.
Kei:
Awe, but you just had me yesterday.
Already barricading, Full Moon ~
SpidermanJr.:
Get the popcorn.
Pikachu-counterfeit:
On it, fam!
Earphones:
Why are we even seeing this?
Yaomama:
I, too, believe that bringing 'outside' matters isn't appropriate to this group chat.
Kei:
You may be a goddess, ponytail.
But no one asked for your opinion.
Kirby:
Talk about mean.
JohnCena:
That's a red card...
Kei:
Oh, have you forgotten who started it first?
DupliArms:
...girls
EmoBoy:
Indeed, their battering is complicated.
SuperSonic:
Enough of this. Fighting is prohibited under the netiquette guidelines.
Kei:
Sure, handy man.
SuperSonic:
Handy man...?
Froggy:
It's about time we ask Midoriya his purpose of adding Yagami.
Bone-crusher:
Yes, about that.
Kei:
This better be worth my time.
Zuko2.0:
@Kei
Kei:
And here I thought I was the only outsider.
Why is someone from another universe here?
Zoro:
Did someone say lost?!
Kei:
I—
How did he even—
Zoro was kicked from the group.
Zuko2.0:
You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty
Kei:
Sorry, have we talked before?
Zuko2.0:
You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies
I hope I don't run out of time. Could someone call a referee?
'Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
Kei:
Is anyone not kicking him out yet?
Blasty:
The fuck is he talking about?!
Rocky:
Bakubro, let him be.
Blasty:
Are you defying me now, ha, shitty-hair?!
SuperSonic:
I would like to remind everyone that this group is strictly for the purpose of reminders, class announcements, assign—
SuperSonic was kicked from the group.
Pinky:
LMAO The class rep was kicked from the group!
SpidermanJr.:
F
Pikachu-counterfeit:
F
Rocky:
...
DupliArms:
F
EmoBoy:
...
Yaomama:
I'm not witnessing this.
Earphones:
Same.
Bone-crusher:
I'm sorry, Iida.
Now, everyone shut up.
Kirby:
...
JohnCena:
...
Blasty:
Who are you telling to shut up ha?!
Wanna fight Deku?!
Blasty was kicked from the group.
Kei:
And I oomf.
Bone-crusher:
I'll face the consequences later.
Now, if we could continue.
Zuko2.0:
I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice
And by once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
Pikachu-counterfeit:
Well, someone's unexpectedly a naughty boy
Froggy:
I was not expecting this from—
Bone-crusher:
Froppy, no.
Froggy:
...
Zuko2.0:
So let me, oh, let me redeem, oh, redeem, oh, myself tonight
'Cause I just need one more shot at second chances
Pinky:
S P I C Y
Rocky:
We'd be seeing more of this manliness today?!
TooBright:
Oh, I'd give you a few of my sparkles if you need!
Kirby:
'Tonight'?
JohnCena:
I'd let you borrow my quirk so you can all un-see this.
Tailure:
Isn't anyone gonna say something on the odd repetition of words?
Zuko2.0:
Is it too late now to say sorry?
'Cause I'm missing more than just your body, oh
Kei:
My body, huh ~
Froggy:
This is a very wrong matchup.
Kei:
Oh, I bet you'll make it right, froggy.
You know, with that long tongue of yours ~
Pinky:
**Wheezing
Froggy:
...
DupliArms:
I take back what I just said about girls.
EmoBoy:
Rivalry in the dark.
Kirby:
Tokoyami, you're supposed to say 'revelry'.
EmoBoy:
I meant what I said.
Kirby:
...
Bone-crusher:
...
Pikachu-counterfeit:
I bet we all didn't see that coming.
Zuko2.0:
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah, I know-oh-oh, that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?
Rocky:
Oh.
Oh.
Pinky:
Yes, my friend. Y E S.
SpidermanJr.:
Took you long enough, bro.
Tailure:
Yes, we'll just pretend that there's nothing wrong with the repetitions.
Pikachu-counterfeit:
I need to educate you.
Tailure:
I find this offensive.
Pinky:
LMAO
Kei:
I'm pretty much having a clue as to who this is.
I never thought you could pull him into doing lyric prank, Izu.
Zuko2.0:
...
Bone-crusher:
I hope you don't leave yet, Kei.
I figured I can help...
I just hoped—
Kei:
Don't.
Bone-crusher:
Kei...
Kei:
I believe you're looking for a response?
Zuko2.0:
...
Yes.
Pinky:
Drum roll, everybody!
SpidermanJr.:
** Drum roll
Pikachu-counterfeit:
** Drum roll
Rocky:
** Drum roll
DupliArms:
** Drum roll
EmoBoy:
** Drum roll
TooBright:
** Drum roll
Kei:
Now, I'm out here lookin' like revenge
Feelin' like a ten, the best I've ever been
And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this
But it gets worse (Wait a minute)
Pinky:
The pic, tho! Where did you get that?
SpidermanJr.:
I'm betting on a particular 1-B student.
Kei:
Now, you're out here lookin' like regret, ain't too proud to beg
Second chance, you'll never get
And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this
But it gets worse (Wait a minute)
Pikachu-counterfeit:
Oh, that must've hurt like bitch.
Pinky:
**Shookdt
Rocky:
Bros...
Kei:
Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)
Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)
Bein' so bad got me feelin' so good
Showin' you up like I knew that I would
Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)
Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)
Feelin' inspired 'cause the tables have turned
Yeah, I'm on fire and I know that it burns
Bone-crusher:
...
Pinky:
Can I say—
Rocky:
Mina, no.
Pikachu-counterfeit:
Put ice on that burn, Todoroki.
Pinky:
Kaminari, you thief!
Rocky:
**Sigh
Kei:
Now, payback is a bad bitch
And baby, I'm the baddest
You fuckin' with a savage
Can't have this, can't have this (Ah)
And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah ...
Kei left the group.
Froggy:
Well, it was worth the try.
Pinky:
Don't feel disheartened about it bro.
Rocky:
Man up and try next time!
SpidermanJr.:
Don't mind, don't mind!
Bone-crusher:
I'm sorry, Todoroki.
I thought she was ready...
Zuko2,0:
It's fine.
It's my fault anyway.
Thank you for helping out, Midoriya.
Pinky:
So, present the T E A.
Pikachu-counterfeit:
Yas, S P I L L.
—
[A/N Lyric prank credits: Sorry by Justine Bieber; Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato]
—
Kei places her phone down the table. She sips her warm coffee as her eyes gaze outside through the window. "I was supposed to enjoy peace in a nice café," she whispers to herself.
The door chime rings through the inner walls. The female cannot help but to stare at the newcomer; the café isn't that popular after all. Customers would rather visit the competition right across the street.
Blood almost left her face as soon as she saw a familiar bi-colored hair.
"Well, shit."
[A/N For those of you who noticed, I'm having technical difficulties atm 😅 Please check/comment if you've reached this note because my PC can't seem to display the end of chapter 31 when my phone can. Thanks y'all!]