I don't make the rules. The title is true. 💅
-In✨Oikawas a bottom✨ chat-
Terushima- fuck marry kill anyone?
Oikawa- I'm down
Kenma- I'm game
Kuroo- 😑^
Sure
Kenma- LEAVE ME ALONE ROOSTERHAIR
Daishou- ROOSTERHAIR
Kuroo- 😑
Okay oikawakinnie
Daishou- W O T
Bokuto- he wishes he was like oikawa
Daishou- 👁👄👁
Oikawa- LEAVE HIM ALONE
Konoha- lmao
Daishou- back me up baby
Akaashi- ew
Bokuto- get away from him
Kuroo- HE WILL NEVER DATE YOU
Konoha- yeah.
Daishou- :((
;)
Atsumu- you are so stupid
Mad dog- hi
Atsumu- hi hot dog
Mad dog- LEAVE ME ALONE
YOU UGLY FAT ASSHOLE
Sakusa- ha
Osamu- you get what you deserve
Atsumu- this is why I like Suna better than you
Suna- I like me better than you too
Sakusa- damn
Ukai- I'm not playing
Y'all to young
Takeda- same 😅
Yahaba- I'll play
Noya- Ukai
Ukai- what-
Tanaka- noya dont-
Praise god don't
Asahi- hUh
Ushiwaka- What is fuck and marry and kill?
Oikawa- ew n e wayz
Noya- 😎 fuck marry kill
Saeko, Takeda or Akiteru
Ukai- fuck Saeko, Marry Takeda and kill akiteru
Sorry not sorry
Goodbye
Takeda- 👁👄👁
Makki- 👁👅👁
Mattsun- not the emojis
Makki- 👁👅👁😏
Mattsun- STOP
Mad dog- 😭
Terushima- hey kyo~
Mad dog- ...hi
Oikawa- Oop n e wayz
Iwaizumi- mad dog
Yahaba, me and Teru
Mad dog- kill yahaba
Yahaba- what the fuck
Ukai- damnnnn
Tough Luck kid
Daishou- dude he said that so fast
Terushima- 😂😂😂
Konoha- I would kill him too
Through me against the wall
Oikawa- I wish iwa would through me against a wall
-Oikawa has deleted a text-
Ushiwaka- Wait, I wasn't done reading.
Noya- skdhuskskskejd
Iwaizumi- W O T
Oikawa- DID YOU SEE THAT?
Mad dog- fuck iwa
Marry Teru
Terushima- 💍😏
Iwaizumi- why would you fuck me?
Bitch imma fuck you
Terushima- kinky~
Fuck me iwachan
Oikawa- GET OUT OF HERE
Daishou- I told you Teru was a bottom!
Terushima- IM NOT A BOTTOM
Geez.
Konoha-🧎
Asahi- wha-
Why are we talking about this
Noya- I'm a bottom ;))
Tanaka- of course you are
Suga- 🥵me too
Daichi- SUGA WTH 😑
Daishou- good thing you didn't say fuck Teru
vIrGiN
Terushima- LOL I'm not a virgin tho 🧐
Mad dog- ^
Tendou- yeah dai, he just didn't want to fuck you.
Daishou- idk why?
I'm great 👁👅👁
Semi- okay so n e wayz
Kuroo- great bokutos fat ass
Makki- lil sus there buddy
Mattsun- Hmm says a bottom
Oikawa- makki-
YOURE A BOTTOM
Makki- NO
Noya- pffttt
Suga- well well
Yahaba- okay so who's next
Tanaka- yo Makki
Mattsun, Oikawa and Iwaizumi
Makki- marry iwa
Oikawa- same.
Iwaizumi- W o T
Makki- fuck Oikawa
He's got big bottom energy
Oikawa- OH FUCK YOU IM A POWER BOTTOM
Ukai- whatever helps you sleep at night baby
Terushima- Jshsjneirjf^ he's my new favorite
Takeda- he's my favorite too
Ushiwaka- Tooru is my personal favorite.
Takeda- how do I delete a message-
Noya- OMG- 😂
Mad dog- bruv
Mattsun- 😑
Ukai- 👁👅👁
Suga- UKAI WHY?
Ukai- I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
Daishou- I mean-
Terushima- kinky~
Mad dog- indeed
Bokuto- who mentioned my ass earlier
Kuroo- ;))
Akaashi- good you can have him I'll take kenma
Kenma- what
Oh
Can I keep my switch
Akaashi- yeah yeah of course
Kuroo- KENMAAAAA
Come on :((
Bokuto- you don't want me bro
Makki- I do 😅
Mattsun- his ass is fat who doesn't
Kuroo- NO I WANT KENMA
Kenma- tough
Akaashi- so kenma,
Kuroo, Lev, and Bokuto
Kenma- kill lev
Lev- WHAT THE HELL DID I DO
Konoha- you were born
Daishou- I wish I wasn't born
Mad dog- I've never felt something on more of a personal level...
bro
Daishou- 😅 wanna dm
Terushima- no he doesn't.
Yahaba- ^
Tanaka-🧎
Oikawa- the jealous energy be hittin different sometimes
Daishou- I- IM NOT HORNY ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW. I can actually have real convos with someone
Konoha- he can
Yaku- 😏how you know
Konoha- I-
Akaashi- wat
Bokuto- 🧐
Konoha- nothing
Atsumu- hey Sakusa.
Me, Osamu and Suna
Sakusa- marry Suna
Suna- thanks babe 👁👅👁
Osamu- hahahaa
Atsumu- I-
Oikawa- rip sangWoAh
Sakusa- fuck Atsumu
Atsumu- 👁👄👁
Osamu- idk If I should be offended or happy
Sakusa- sorry Osamu-
But you aren't as clean as your brother
Osamu- OKAY NOW IM OFFENDED
Suna- it's oki baby
I think you're clean
Oikawa- ^are y'all-
Iwaizumi- oiks they were making out at your party are you blind
Asahi- they were
Noya- shit I was fighting naka the whole time loll
Tanaka- Naka
Noya- ..
Tanaka- cute
Ushiwaka- Tooru
Oikawa- WHAT
Ushiwaka- Would you fuck, marry or kill me?
Oikawa- are you really asking that?
Daishou- we already know the answer ushi
Tendou- ^
Semi- oiks, ushi, Daishou and iwa
Oikawa- 😑 y'all act like that's hard
Tanaka- ^ honestly even I know his answers
Asahi- same
Ukai- hey Hinata
Hinata- what-
FUCK
Kageyama- HA I WIN YOU STUPID IDIOT
Ukai- knew they were lurking
Yaku- how- wot
Ukai- I'm big brain
Terushima- I give big brain
Mad dog- I give good head
Terushima- me too
Daishou- 69 already Damn
Konoha -&:$/92'sikweikdbdiwkwe
Oikawa- Konoha.exe has stopped working
Hinata - what do you guys want :/
Kageyama- 👅
Takeda- that emoji- why-
Ukai- because
Anywayz
Fuck marry kill
Kags, Kenma and Tsukishima
Ushiwaka- Why?
Yamaguchi- why- why tsuki
Tsukishima- don't bring me into this
Hinata- um-
Kill tsukki
He's mean.
Kageyama- istg I will never marry nor fuck you
Might as well try and kill me
Oikawa- key word
Try
Iwaizumi- shut up shittykawa
Oikawa- WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME
Terushima- yo
I got a new tongue ring thing today
Mad dog- LEMME SEEE
Terushima- open Snapchat dummy
Mad dog- oH
Yamaguchi- I've kinda wanted one. Could you show me too
Terushima- of course
Dm me hun
Yamaguchi- ah... oki..
Tsukishima- don't call him hun
Ukai- 👁👄👁 I know things y'all don't know
Takeda- what-
Ukai- come over for dinner I'll tell you
Tanaka- I thought my sister was going to your house for dinner?-
Ukai- what?
No she's not
She told me she wasn't feeling good
Tanaka- 👁👄👁
Makki- 👁👅👁
Mattsun- MAKKI IM KICKING YOU
Daishou- HAHA
I'm not the one getting kicked this time
Kuroo- don't jinx yourself
Terushima- I call everyone hun
Mom friend
Suga- same :((
Iwaizumi- can't relate
Yaku- same bro
Terushima- well n e wayz-
I have my eyes on someone
And it ain't Yama
Yamaguchi- 😅
I don't even know what you look like
Mad dog- hot As fuck. I wish he'd rail me.
-Mad dog has deleted a text-
Oikawa- HA
Pussy
Atsumu- didn't you delete a chat earlier
Mad dog- I'm not a bottom
Terushima- lol
Good one
Yamaguchi- THATS YOU-
Terushima- yup
Tsukishima- I don't see the hype
Ukai- okay four eyes
-Mad Dog has saved photo from Terushima-
Terushima- hehehee
Kunimi- *gasp*
I picked a good time to come online
Terushima- lol
I love being the hottest
Oikawa- at least we can all agree to that^
Daishou- woah Jamal
Iwaizumi- oikawa
Ushiwaka- I think Tooru is hottest.
Iwaizumi- 🤭
Oikawa- hUh
Asahi- noya is pretty cute
Noya- cool
Tanaka- noya you're hot
Noya- thankssssssss 🥰
Makki- Chile n e way
Mattsun- naka your gay is showing