-Oikawa and Iwaizumi Private chat-
Iwaizumi- dude
You don't have to throw a party for attention you know...
Oikawa- OMFG
I'm not doing it for attention Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi- okay okay.
That's fine Geez
Oikawa- k
Iwaizumi- don't be a dick
Oikawa- says the one accusing me of wanting attention
Iwaizumi- I mean am I fucking wrong?
You always want your parents attention
Oikawa- .....
Leave me alone
If you don't wanna come then don't
I don't see the big deal
Iwaizumi- I didn't say that shittykawa
Oikawa- k
Iwaizumi- Tooru
Oikawa- ....what....
Iwaizumi- if you want attention, just ask okay?
Oikawa- ...I don't.
Iwaizumi- I meant from me.
Oikawa- why? So you can call me an attention whore?
And annoying
And shittykawa
And crappykawa
And whatever else
Iwaizumi- stop.
Oikawa- okay I'm sorry....
Iwaizumi- I was being serious
Oikawa- okay....
Iwaizumi- okay. Need help?
Oikawa- yes actually
Iwaizumi- okay I'll come over in a sec
-In ✨Oikawas a Bottom✨ chat-
Suga- head cannon where Tanaka was gay
Tanaka- 😑leave me alone
Ukai- does your girl know you going to this party tn
Takeda- Aww kiyoko?
Ukai- yes
Kunimi- wait Kiyoko is so pretty
Kindaichi- I think you are pretty
Terushima- woah Jamal don't pull out the nine
Noya- hahaha
Asahi- Tanaka said that to me the other day
Ushiwaka- I do not comprehend what that statement means.
Asahi- same.
Oikawa- okay jamals.
Iwaizumi- ^ clearly some of us are more cultured
Makki- ah yes ✨cultured✨
Mattsun- I could culture you all night
Makki- no homo
Mattsun- socks on
Mad dog- that's kinda sus
Terushima- no it you wear socks dummy
Mad dog- 😑 don't call me dummy
Terushima- Aww no
You def a dummy
Suga- flirty~
Daichi- honey no
Suga- :(
Daichi- I love you❤️
Tanaka- Chile anyway
Tendou- GUYS
Daishou- WHAT
Terushima- yee
Atsumu- the pretty one is here
Oikawa- yeah, I've been here for like 20 minutes
Daishou- ^💅
Terushima- no one:
Daishou: I never snitch on daddy
Daishou- SHUT UP
Konoha- why don't you love me daddy
Terushima- fuck my daddy kink really said 😏😏😏🥳🍆💦🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💍🥨🧎🧎🧎❤️🥳
Mad dog- daddy kink you say 😏
Osamu- I'm calling the weed
Suna- IS THAT A WEED
Sakusa- suna are you okay?
Atsumu- I was legit bout to ask the same fucking thing
Bruv you chill
Suna- Hmm? Oh yuh
Just happy
Ukai- so you scream "IS THAT A WEED"
Oikawa- weird
Suga- why are you happy
Kunimi- I wanna be happy
Kindaichi- 🥺
Asahi- same
Tanaka- Oop
Noya- darn
Akaashi- sometimes I wonder if I'm high
Then I realize that I just got hit in the head by a 400 pound asshole
Bokuto- I said I was sorry🥺
AND I AM NOT 400 POUNDS
Kenma- YEAH! He's 402*
Kuroo- dkiwuejekrr
SAVAGE KENMA
Someone get this boy a play button
Oikawa-thought that said playboy
I was like 👁👄👁
Kuroo- NO OMG
Wait-
Kenma- no.
Kuroo- COME ON
Konoha- 💅
Daishou- wanna be my play boy Konoha
-Akaashi has kicked Daishou from the chat-
Konoha- :(
Bokuto- Chile anyway
Atsumu- yay the oikawa lover is gone
Ushiwaka- no I'm still here
Iwaizumi- so am I?
-Iwaizumi deleted a message-
Ukai- I FUCKING SAW THAT
YOU AINT SLICK
Oikawa- wait?
Saw what?
Iwaizumi- NOTHING
Atsumu- 👁👄👁
Suna- wow
Osamu- um
Makki- sex
Mattsun- yes
Konoha- so-
-Oikawa has added Konoha's Boyfriend 🍆💦 To the chat-
Konoha's Boyfriend🍆💦 - what? I-
Oikawa- my bad my bad
Akaashi- WHAT
Suga- run
Tsuki- pussy
Ukai- ahh nice of you to join the party smartass
Tsuki- you are still here? Why?
-Oikawa has changed Konoha's Boyfriend🍆💦name to Daishou-
Ushiwaka- Who is this Konoha you speak of?
Konoha- 😑
Bokuto- BRO
Kuroo- YES BRO
Noya- WHAT UP BRO
Tanaka- LET ME GET IN ON THIS BRO
Bokuto- I had a dream
Oikawa- that my head was under water
Atsumu- fuck outta here with your depressed ass damn
Osamu- what-
Suna- he's saying only depressed people listen to that song
Yamaguchi- guess I'm depressed
Hinata- same tho
Kageyama- since I was 11
Hinata- what happened when you were 11?
Kageyama- don't ask questions, you don't wanna know
Atsumu- 😑DEPRESSED LITTLE SHITS
Iwaizumi- how do you know- I-
Tendou- jealous
Sakusa- why would atsumu be jealous of you?
You were the ugly side hoe.
Terushima- shiet
Mad dog- damn.
Daishou- NO
THEY WERE BOTH VERY PRETTY TO ME
Asahi- noya is pretty
Noya- thank you.
Tanaka- agree with you there Asahi
Noya- wait what...
Tanaka- mhmmm
Makki- GAE
Mattsun- true facts
Tanaka- no no
Don't make it gae
Oikawa- aha
Iwaizumi- kacchow
Oikawa- iwachan this is why I love you
Iwaizumi- aww can't relate shittykawa
Oikawa- ...
Atsumu- AHA
Sakusa- KACCHOW
Osamu- but you were questioning suna?
Suna- :(
Osamu- no not allowed to be sad
Ukai- I smell ✨relationship✨
Tsuki- are you dating Tanaka sister?
Ukai- what's it to you
Kunimi- I thought she was gay
Lev- so did I
Ukai- I-
Yaku- no deadass
She screams 😤LESBIAN😤
But I'd still let her hit it for free
Asahi- I think anyone would
Noya- Jesus- go back to the Bible
But same
Tanaka- um-
I WOULDNT
Sakusa- me either. I've seen her, she eats sloppy
Terushima- which means she probably gives the best sloppy toppy dawg
Tanaka- CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT MY SISTER LEIWNSUENE
Ukai- ahem anyway
Takeda- Ukai are you dating her?
Ukai- no. Why?
Takeda- no reason really
Yamaguchi- :)
Tsuki- why do you smile so much
Oikawa- why do you live?
Tsuki- because if I kill myself, I won't be able to see you cry after we beat you
Oikawa- I DO NOT CRY
Yahaba- liar
Oikawa- SHUT UP OMFG
Literally no one here likes you
Makki- I do lol
Mattsun- sometimes
Yahaba- your boyfriend sure likes me ❤️
Ushiwaka- I don't even know you
Oikawa- I-
YOU ARE NOT MY BOYFRIEND
Ushiwaka- I am not?
Yaku- THATS ROUGH MATE
Kenma- ouch
Kuroo- write him a love letter
Noya- I've written one of those before
Kenma- same
Hinata- ME TOO
Kuroo- can I read
Kenma- no.
Never.
Lev- hmmmm
Ushiwaka- may I see this love letter?
Semi- ushi go to bed
Ushiwaka- I am in bed semi.
Tendou- no he-
Kunimi- is he on acid?
Kindaichi- KUNIMI YOU CAN JAYT ASK THAT
Oikawa- jayt✨
Kindaichi- don't be that person
Bokuto- omg please don't
I actually kinda like you
Oikawa- KINDA?
Daishou- I love you❤️
Oikawa- I love you too Daishou❤️
Ukai- *jealous iwachan noises*
Tanaka- 😤😂😂
Mad dog- no shit 😂
Hinata- wait Oiks and iwa aren't dating
Kageyama- no sunshine it's better if you don't ask
Wait
-Kageyama has deleted a message-
Hinata- oh.
Ukai- my master eyes see all children
Takeda- go to bed old man
Ukai- OKAY THATS IT
Oikawa- I missed it again
Kenma- I saw-
HINATA PM RN!
Kuroo- wait WAH?
Akaashi- idk let it go
Tsuki- since when are you his boss
Akaashi- since I grew up and became responsible
Bokuto- mama kashi~
Let me be your daddy kuto
Akaashi- ✨
Bokuto- ...
Idk what that means
Akaashi- the world may never know
Heyooooo
How's everyone doing??
I'm dead tired, but I have an essay due tmr
So imma try to do it tn
Wish me luck loll
Also I wish I could make every chapter this long omg