Admin: You know, people always talk about how the adolescence in my country are going fat....But, don't blame us! They just put actual soda machines in the cafeteria! It was all like....
America: Omfg is that actual coke in the coke machine?
Prussia: *shoots up out of his seat like a meerkat* Oh m Jesus it is
Francis: WHAT *also shoots up* Hory sheet *incoherent ostrich noises*
America: *runs over to the vending machine and hugs it* MMMMMEEEEHHHHHH
Prussia: Move out of the way, biatch. I needz my coke zero *shoves Alfred out of the way*
America: *falls and starts spazzing on the floor*
Prussia: *now drinking his soda* It's like heaven in a can ;-;