Random Fuck Peasant: Leave this place, you child of a Satan!
Russia: *laughs*
Prussia: *dies*
Prussia: I died there. That was hilarious!
Russia: Child of a Satan? There are multiple Satans?
Prussia: I mean, Satan's a name! That's like saying
Prussia: Child of a John.
Random Fuck Peasant: U KENNOT EXCOPE UR SINS, WE WELL BECAME AN COTHLAC CHRUCH SAMEDOY
Russia: Wut?
Prussia: I don't fucking know, go back to Russia! Oh wait..
Russia: ......Swine.
(Don't ask..)