✨Haikyuu chatfic ✨

By hornychan

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My other texting story is almost complete so I started a new one! ❤️😎 This one will have more characters, d... More

(1) Welcome Welcome
(2) PayBack
(3)Socks
(4)Nudes- ish
(6) 16 COUPLES I-
(7) private chats ish
(8) still bad at titles
(9) First IRL chapter
(10) BJ at the Parté
(11) Private Chats 🥨
(12)Teru is the Hottest
(13) delete the video
(14)no title, nice one carter
(15) one topic? No way
(16) private chats pt1
(17)private chats pt2
(18) never have i ever
(19) hi
(20) training camp 1
(21) chats in between
(22) Kunimi
(23) 5 in less than 2 hours lmfao
(24) Ukai bad bad boy
(25) SAKUATSU IS SO CUTE IMMA CRY
(26) UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(27) as promise
(28) iwachan and loserkawa
(29) Sorry for slow updates :(
(30) be my friend??
(31) not them becoming one of my favorite ships
(32)
(33)
(34)
35) HELLO

(5) 🤣🔫

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-In Oikawas a bottom chat-

Bokuto- do you like Legos, because if so... you like legos, I like legos, let's build a relationship ❤️🥺

Kuroo- awwww
Akaashiiiiii
He's talking to youuu

Bokuto- 😅👉👈

Akaashi- did-
I-

Daishou- oooooo

Oikawa- 👁👄👁
Let me go use that on iwachan

Tendou- I-

Mad dog- dude fr

Konoha- are you lightening? Cause you're ma queen

Daishou- KACHOWWWW

Tendou- rjduhwjwie

Terushima- wtf no 😂

Tanaka- guys why

Noya- do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend

Oikawa- 👀

Tanaka- oh?

Noya- 😉

Daishou- 👁👄👁

Konoha- lame

Akaashi- don't speak to him

Konoha- oh. 😔

Daishou- 🥺

Bokuto- no

Kuroo- 😂

Tendon- is you're name homework? Cause I'm not doing you... but I should be

Atsumu- PERIOD!

-Atsumu has added Sakusa to that chat-

Sakusa- why-
What do you want

Atsumu- I'm learning important dates in history. Maybe you could be one 😉

Sakusa- did you just-

Akaashi- I reacted the same way-

Sakusa- you're paying And
And
And
It has to be cleaned
So actually
I'll make dinner
But you're paying for ingredients

Atsumu- 👁👄👁
Okay

Sakusa- okay

Bokuto- I wish it was that easy

Akaashi- I-

Kuroo- bro same :(

Oikawa- bro I wish

Konoha- so anywho

Daishou- don't ignore me darling

Konoha- what

Daishou- nothing but I caught you're attention didn't I? 😉

Bokuto- akaashi

Akaashi- Kuroo

Kuroo- I'll call kenma

Daishou- hUh?

Konoha- RUN

Akaashi- DONT HELP HIM

Kuroo- traitor
I say we throw him out

Bokuto- out the window 🤫

Konoha- can you not

Akaashi- ...

Daishou- does it matter if he talks to me

Terushima- it's cause you're a player

Daishou- suck my dick

Terushima- make me

Mad dog- *sad*

Terushima- I- why? 😂

Mad dog- 👉👈

Oikawa- no don't be desperate

Mad dog- okay first of all OIKAWA

Tanaka- you literally have no room to talk

Noya- yeah I agree

Atsumu- hot dog has a point

Mad dog- hot- BRO NO

Terushima- omg😂😂 HOT DOG

Mad dog- stoppp

Daishou- come on Teru don't tease the dude
He obviously has a crush on you

Terushima- 👁👄👁

Mad dog- i-

Bokuto- goys

Tendou-I'm tryna hit up my crushes insta
What should I say?

Terushima- hey, ✨sexy?✨ but hold the y 😉

Daishou- want an ice creampie but without the ice 👉👈

Atsumu- my fucking eyes

Sakusa- gross

Atsumu- literally babe

Sakusa- 🙄 we are not dating
We're just going on a date

Oikawa- lets play heads up seven up but hold all the up seven up and give extra head

Mad dog- I had a fucking stroke reading that

Tanaka- imma use that on Kiyoko hang on

Terushima- Oikawa where did you get that

Oikawa- makki

Atsumu- makes sense

Oikawa- leave me alone 🥺

Kuroo- dude you should just say let's go on a date?

Tendou- ummmm idk I'm to scared 😅

Daishou- pussy

Oikawa- literally

Mad dog- okay then tell iwa you like him

Oikawa- 👁👄👁 I
I don't like iwachan

Kuroo- that was a fucking LIE

Konoha- why don't we play a game
Who ever loses first has to confess to their crush

Oikawa- okay... but what game

Sakusa- ^fr and my crush and I are already going on a date

Atsumu- you- you like me? 🥺

Sakusa- no.

Mad dog- we could play never have I ever...
whoever loses has to contact their crush
Or add their crush to the groupchat

Oikawa- do we have to confess?

Terushima- ^

Kuroo- ^

Tendou- Um

Konoha- no you don't
You just have to add them to the chat so that everyone else knows who that crush is

Oikawa- oki

Bokuto- what if you're crush is already in the chat

Mad dog- ^

Konoha- then you confess 😤

Bokuto- ha ha- okay

Oikawa- I'll start
Also we each start with 5 points?

Konoha- yeah.
Let's just use numbers
So if you've done it yeah yeah

Mad dog- we got it

Terushima- ^

Atsumu- what hot dog said

Mad dog- STOP

Oikawa- hehe never have I ever had sex with a women

Terushima- you little-
4

Mad dog- 4

Daishou- come on now
4

Tendou- 4

Atsumu- 4
Middle school was a troubling place

Sakusa- 👁👄👁

Kuroo- damn 😂

Tanaka- shit
4

Noya- Wait you and kiyoko-

Tanaka- um yeah😂

Kuroo- damn

Bokuto- darn

Tanaka- why? 😅

Noya- nothing..

Konoha- never have I ever tried to keep someone from dating someone else

Akaashi- 4

Kuroo- 4

Bokuto- 4
Targeting

Oikawa- 4

Mad dog- 3
😅

Terushima- ^ explain sir

Mad dog- pm

Terushima- okay

Daishou- wow anyway

Sakusa- never have I ever went a day without showering

Bokuto- 3

Kuroo- 3

Mad dog- 2

Terushima- 3

Atsumu- as if you would let me go a day without showering 😑

Oikawa- I could NEVER

Tanaka- 3

Noya- 4

Konoha- uh- idk...

Daishou- 3
And also
Never have I ever had a crush my best friend

Noya- wtf..

Oikawa- nope never

Mad dog- liar

Terushima- I don't have a best friend

Tendou- me either🥺

Daishou- Oop-

Tanaka- lolll

Noya- 3

Oikawa- ....3

Tanaka- what?

Noya- 😅
It yeah...
anyway

Mad dog- never have I ever forgotten how to spike during a match

Oikawa- 😂😂

Bokuto- fuck you
2
WE ARENT EVEN ON THE SAME TEAM ASSHOLE

Akaashi- kou calm down

Bokuto- okay... 👉👈

Akaashi- never have I ever hurt my leg while playing volleyball

Oikawa- okay HANG ON that's not even-
Why?
2...

Noya- 2

Tanaka- bro I remember that
I had to carry you home

Noya- bro it hurt

Oikawa- targeting and shit
Fucking  hot dog

Mad dog- okay bitch
Never have I ever called my childhood best friends iwachan

Oikawa- STOP TARGETRING ME
1...

Daishou- Damn :(
My poor Oikawa

Oikawa- ....
Okay so I lost... I got to 1 first...

Akaashi- correct

Atsumu- well in youre defense you were targeted but- I don't like you so

Oikawa- I DONT CARE
And it's not like it's much of a secret..

-Oikawa has added Iwaizumi to the chat-

Iwaizumi- shittykawa what is this

Mad dog- sup

Iwaizumi- hey
Shittykawa

Oikawa- Hmm what?

Iwaizumi- why?

Atsumu- he lost a bet

Daishou- ^

Konoha- ^

Akaashi- welcome

Iwaizumi- yeahhhhh
Right






I hate this chapter but 😅

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