First Time
Lana and Hyde walked just finished their dinner date. He parked his car at the curb and went around to open the door for Lana. Lana still hasn't told her dad about her and Hyde and she was starting to feel really bad about it. Everyone knew but him and she knew she was gonna have to tell him eventually.
She got snapped out of her thoughts when her and Hyde walked down to the outside stairs for the basement. "I had a really good time tonight" Hyde said tucking a piece of hair behind her ear
"Me too" Lana said softly, they both leaned in and closed the gap. Lana has been thinking a lot about her and Hyde finally "doing it". She is still really nervous about it but the fact they've been together for a while now gave her a little more comfort.
Lana pulled away slowly, Hyde softly whined in response making Lana laugh a little. "Do you wanna come inside?" she asked looking at the ground, and slowly looking back up at him.
"Yeah" Hyde said with a small smile. Lana turned to open the door and Hyde put his hand on her lower back. They walked into the basement, just to find Donna and Eric were sitting on the couch. And Fez was standing by them
"Hey" Lana says, while Hyde let out a grunt of annoyance but no one else seemed to notice
"Hey. What are you guys up to?" Hyde asked as him and Lana walked to their seat
"We're spending the weekend at a hotel."
"What, car sex isn't good enough anymore?" Hyde joked sitting down and Lana sat on his lap.
I would love car sex." Fez suddenly says, "Or just sex. Or just a car."
"I have to get out of town." Donna sighed, "Ever since my dad lost the store...he just shuffles around in a not-completely-closed bathrobe. It's really depressing."
"The Wisconsin Dells' most romantic hideaway" Lana read off of the pamphlet Eric handed her
"Hunters and truckers always welcome." Hyde read the other part, "That's nice."
"Sounds awesome. I'm gonna go pack." Donna said excitedly as she walked out and at the same time Kelso walked in
"You guys. The weirdest thing just happened with Pam Macy." Kelso said
"Kelso, she'll do that with any guy standing in front of her." Hyde snarked
"Okay. So, I'm making out with Pam in the orchestra pit...and everything is progressing' like normal until-"
" What?" Lana asked confused
"You know..." Kelso paused not really knowing how to word it, "the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls."
"Did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor or something?" Lana asked still not getting it
"No! Okay. Let me put it this way. The buffer wouldn't buff." Kelso tried to explain
"Poor Mr. Cooper." Fez said while Hyde and Eric were stifling a laugh. Lana just sat there confused
"No, Fez. I think what he's trying' to say is...the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat." Hyde said.
"The weasel wouldn't pop." Eric added
"The alphabet soup never spelled 'go." Hyde said, Lana finally realized what they were talking about and wished she left with Donna, "Eww!" she said in disgust
"Okay! All right! Enough!" Kelso yelled embarrassed
"Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people...but they never raised a barn." Eric added
"Forman, man, that was awesome." Hyde said
"Hey. It just came to me."
"Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants." Fez said understanding what was happening
Kelso whimpers, "Okay! You guys, this is not funny! This is, like, a nightmare."
"Yes. Eric, stop teasing." Fez said, "Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you...and that I am sorry...you are not a man!"
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Kitty, Red, Eric, and Lana sat around the dinner table. Lana was kinda happy that Eric was leaving this weekend cause that was one less person to bother Lana and Hyde when they wanted some alone time.
"So, looks like I'm gonna spend the weekend with Kelso-tutor him in math." Eric said causally
"Really." Red questioned
"Hmm." Kitty said raising her eyebrow. Red had Eric sit on a chair in front of him and Kitty. Lana sat on the counter watching them interrogate Eric.
"So, you're allegedly tutoring Kelso in math." Red said walking behind Eric
"Yes, sir." Eric said
"Are you good in math?" Kitty asked
"What's the square root of"x"?" Red asked suddenly
"Um, I really can't answer that" Eric said
"Aha!"
"No. See, "X" is a variable, so until you define its parameters...the only possible answer is a variable-or "x" if you prefer."
Kitty and Red looked over to Lana, "Is that right?"
"Sounds good." Lana nodded
"Will Michael's parents be home?" Red asked Eric
"Yes."
"Are they as dumb as he is?"
"I can't lie. Yes,. Yes, they are." Eric answered honestly
"Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb." Red nodded
"So, I can go?" Eric asked
"You can go, but I'll be watching the news." Red said, "And if anything is vandalized...or explodes...or catches on fire...'x" is gonna equal me kicking your ass."
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Fez and Hyde were in the Forman's kitchen the next day, "Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer outta the fridge. You go be lookout." Hyde said to Fez
"You can count on me." Fez said turning to watch the door. Hyde went to the fridge and was getting the beers. The Formans walked into the kitchen and saw Hyde was the beers.
"Hyde, the Formans are home." Fez said
"A little late, Fez." Hyde said annoyed
"It's funnier this way." Fez said with a small smile.
Lana walked into the kitchen looking between Hyde and her parents. She laughs a little, "You dumbass"
"Okay, you two, out." Red said taking the beer from Hyde
"Here. Here, you can each have a Snack Pack." Kitty said handing the boys some pudding
"Thank you, Mrs. Forman." They said together
"Ooh. Chocolate." Fez said excitedly. Lana walked out with them and stop Hyde from going in his car
"Hey do you wanna do something later?" Lana asked as Hyde put his hands on her waist.
"Sure, give me a call later and we'll plan something" He said before giving her a quick kiss so Red wouldn't catch them and getting in his car.
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Lana walked downstairs later that night to see her parents packing their bags. "Where are you two going?" She asked getting some juice from the fridge.
"Ohh your father is taking me on a romantic get away!" Kitty said excitedly, "Ohh are you going to be okay on your own?"
"Yeah of course" Lana shrugged she followed her mom outside to the car and saw her father putting the last of the stuff in the trunk.
"Ok no parties, Have your friends out of the house by 10, and call us if anything happens!" Red said as strictly as he could to his little girl
"Yes sir" Lana said before giving both her parents a quick hug. She waved them off until they were out of sight and ran into the house to the phone.
She quickly call Hyde and waited for him to pick up, "Hello?" he asked when he answered.
"Hey it's Lana"
"What's up babe?"
Lana blushed at the nickname, "My parents left for the weekend and Eric is gone. So... I was wondering if you would wanna come over and spend the night?"
Hyde paused for a second, "Um...sure! I'll be there in like twenty"
"Good can't wait! Bye!" Lana said before hanging up the phone and running upstairs to get ready.
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Lana invited Jackie over before Hyde was supposed to get here cause she needed someone to talk to. Donna was gonna be too busy with Eric so Jackie was the next best thing. Even though sympathy wasn't her strong point.
"So what's up?" Jackie asked taking a seat on the couch.
Lana took a deep breath, "I think that I'm really to lose my virginity"
"Wow really! Are you sure?" Jackie asked, actually interested in someone other than herself for once.
"Yeah, I mean...I'm still a little nervous but I think Hyde is the right person... you know?"
Before Jackie could say Fez came into the basement, "Okay, I have some really
Terrible news about Kelso...that will make us laugh a lot."
"Yeah. I already know. Pam Macy made this big announcement in gym." Jackie said. Fez started to die laughing while Lana and Jackie just sat there
"Guys, This is where we laugh a lot." Fez said confused when he realized they weren't laughing with him
"Actually, Fez, I don't find it that funny." Jackie said, "I kinda feel sad for him."
"But you hate him. He totally screwed you over." Fez said confused
"Yeah, but he's grown up a lot since then. And he's suffered, and I'm over it by now." Jackie said, "Poor Michael."
"Yeah poor Michael" Lana agreed, she felt bad that everyone was laughing at him
"Poor Michael?" Fez asked confused, "Well, I see I have wasted my time talking to you. Good day, miss."
"Wait, Fez." Lana said trying to stop him
"I said good day."
"Okay now back to you and Hyde" Jackie said turning to face Lana, "Look don't over thinking it when the time is right you'll know"
Lana nodded. She was surprised that Jackie actually gave her some good advice. Lana talked to Jackie for a few more minutes before she start to get ready for Hyde to come over. She was thinking about what Jackie said, and she knew that Hyde was for sure the right guy.
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Lana was currently panicking, she didn't know what to wear, or how to act, or if Hyde would even want to. She didn't know what to do, so she called the one person who she knew would know exactly what to do.
"Hello?" The voice from the phone asked.
"Hey Laurie, It's Lana" Lana said quietly. Laurie was at her friend's apartment in the city doing god knows what. And she had had more sex than anyone Lana knew so she figured she could help.
"What's up baby sis?" Laurie asked. Lana explained the whole situation, and how nervous she was. Laurie reminded her about the birthday present she got for her and told her to wear that under her normal clothes. She told her to just be calm and to not do anything she didn't want to do.
Lana had finally choice an outfit. She had on some bell bottom jeans, and a tie up white t-shirt. With the white lacy bra and pantie set Laurie gave her. Her hair was down like normal, but Laurie suggested that she might wanna put it up later, and to top it off she had on red lipstick because she remembered that after one of their dates Steven said how much he liked it.
She looked at herself in the mirror one last time, then there was a knock at the door. Lana ran downstairs to get it, there Hyde stood. He actually got somewhat dressed up, he didn't have his glasses on, his hair seemed freshly washed, and her had on a shirt with no stains or holes in it. Not a monumental change, but the effort was noticed.
"Hi" Lana said smiling.
"Hi...you look...um...you look amazing" Hyde said, internally cursing himself for being so fluttered. Lana opened the door wider and stepped aside so he could come in.
"Do you wanna a beer?" Lana asked, trying to seem as normal as possible.
"Yeah sure" Hyde said, they walked together to the kitchen. Lana went to the fridge and grabbed two beers, which she would have to replace before her parents got home. And handed one to Hyde.
"Thanks" Hyde said before opening the can.
"So...wanna watch some tv?" Lana asked, she didn't know how to bring it up. She was rocking on her heels hoping she wasn't so stupid awkward mess.
"Okay".
They were watching some episode of M. A. S. H. All the lights were off, except for the lamp by the couch, the glow from the tv lighting up their faces. Lana was forcing herself to focus on the show and not focus on what might happen tonight.
Hyde looked away from the tv to look at Lana, he could tell she was nervous but thought it was better not to point it out. She looked amazing, like she always does to him. He was afraid of making a move too soon or rushing into things with her since she was so inexperience.
He decided to take a chance. He put his hand on her lower thigh, she didn't even flinch at this since that's where his hand usually was when he was driving. He leaned down and start to places kisses on her neck, making Lana's breath caught in her throat.
Lana tilted her head to the side to give him more access and he slides his had farther up her thigh. Hyde kissed his way up to her lips, pausing to look at her before kissing her. Lana put her hand on his cheek and slowly running her hands through his hair, deepening the kiss.
Lana pulled away slightly out of breath, "Do you wanna go upstairs?" she asked looking into his eyes.
Hyde nodded his head, Lana grabbed his hand dragged him up the stairs with her and into her room. Lana shut the door and pushed him against it, reconnecting their lips. Hyde moved one of his hands to her back pockets and the other to the back of her neck.
He turned them around so Lana was in between the door and him. Lana pulled away and Hyde started kissing her neck making her let out a soft moan. "Steven" Lana making him stop his actions and look at her, "I'm ready"
Hyde smiled and leaned down to kiss her again, this time slower. Lana tangled her hands back into his hair and Hyde grabbed the back of her thighs and she wrapped her legs around him. He walked them over to the bed and crawled on top of her.
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The light from the morning sun shined through the room, right onto Lana's face waking her up. She rubbed her face and went to sit up but was stopped by something around her waist. She looked to the right of her and saw a sleeping Steven Hyde with his arm around her.
After the events of last night, Lana put on Hyde's shirt and he put his boxers back on. She was just staring at him, with a small smile, last night was perfect.
"Quit staring" Hyde mumbled, slowly opening his eyes to look at her.
"Sorry" Lana laughed blushing. Hyde kissed her gently, in that slow lazy morning way, where time seems to move slower than usual.
"How do you feel?" He asked burring his face into the crook of her neck, kissing it softly no and again.
"A little sore, but good" Lana said, rubbing soft circles on his back. Hyde lifted his head up to look at her, he brushed some hair behind her ear. "How was I?" she asked nervously.
"You were perfect" Hyde said leaning down to kiss her. He moved fully on top of her and rested his weight on one of his arms. The other was playing with the hem of his shirt she was wearing.
Lana thought she heard something but she ignored it thinking it was just in her head. Hyde's hand want slowly up her shirt all the way up to her boobs.
"Hey sunshine we're ho-" Red said opening Lana's bedroom door, but stopping when he saw what was in front of him ,"What in the hell!"
Hyde quickly got off of Lana and Lana pulled the covers over both of them, "Daddy let me explain-"
"Red what is going on?" Kitty asked before walking into the room and seeing for herself, "Ohh no"
"Lana get your ass downstairs now!" Red yelled still glaring at Hyde and her. Lana grabbed her pants off of the floor and slipped them on under the covers and quickly ran out the room. Not before hearing Red call Hyde every curse word in the book and Kitty trying to calm him down, which wasn't working.
She walked downstairs to see Eric sitting on the couch in the living room. Lana took a seat next to him. "Mom and Dad were at the same hotel as me and Donna" Eric said.
"Dad caught Steven and I in bed together, with minimal clothing" Lana said.
"So today is the day we both die"
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Red was still angry about the whole situation. But Lana and Hyde explained to him that they were actually dating and not just sleeping with each other. Kitty wasn't too thrilled either, but at least she kept Red from straggling Hyde.
After letting Red calm down a little bit, kitty brought Lana and Hyde into the kitchen to talk to them the way they talked to Eric and Donna. And Eric was standing there, happy that his punishment got put on the back-burner.
Red just sat there in silence and it was pretty uncomfortable. No one wanted to be the first one to talk, afraid of the wrath of Red.
"So... how was the trip?" Hyde suddenly asked, Lana hidden her face in her hands , while Kitty just shook her head.
"How was the trip? Well let's see, first I find dumbass number one in the hotel room next door to me with a drunk teenage girl, and then I come home to find my daughter in bed with dumbass number two" Red yelled
"So eventful" Lana said with a nervous laugh like her mother.
"Can it missy, you're in big trouble" Red yelled pointing at her. Lana nodded looking down at the floor.
"Red, i mean she's getting older, these things were gonna happen eventually." Kitty tried to reason but Red wasn't having it, "I mean she's not our little innocent baby girl anymore" kitty said before starting to cry just like she did with Eric.
"Oh god this is a nightmare" Lana mumbled
A/N Let me know if there are certain episodes you wanna see and I might do them cause i'm having a hard time pick which ones to do and also let me know other shows to do stories about.