More Hetalia Crack

By HearComsTreble

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Cold War
Russia's Ships
I am a house cat..
Why I Can't Role-Play
Oops!
V8
Aruminati
Two Kinds of People
5p!Russia
Hitler and Stuff
The Perfect Murder Weapon
Headcanons
Death Note
HetaOni
Like Losing A Loved One
If Women Ruled The World
OTP Arrows
SHIPS CHRISTMAS~!!!
Merry Motherfucking Christmas!
Headcanon?
Did you know?
Dayum China
Communism at it's Finest
Everyone's on Crack
School #1
Emoticons
Hello Kitty
Poland and Russia as Surgeons
China, plz no
Human Fetuses
How I like to imagine every AmeRus fanfic
School #2
Did you fucking know BITCHES?
Oh Prussia
Aruminati Confirmed
England, really?
Reasons Why I Like Hetalia
Pewdiepie
Corpsetalia
How I Read Smut
Why I Could Never Be A Country
Commies...
Russia
Oh Dear Lord
Child of a Satan?
SENPAI
Disney
Russia's Scarf
Just Do It
Panda God
America and China's Relationship
Situation
Waht?
I was asked to do it.
America is Fucked
My French-Russian Problems
Cowboys and Communists
Pairings
Animal Crackers
Emo Germany
Bloody Sunday
Fatherland and Motherland
Oops! I'm in a Fandom
Languages
Skyrim... WTF?
Skyrimtalia
Fanfics, man
Timezones
Flirting With Russians 101
Four is Company
PARTY HARD
Movies
Murder
South Canada
Serial Killers by Country per Year
Communism's Creators
So Cold in America
Slenderman
Skyrimtalia 2
Some WWII Stuff ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Why we can't ship AmeRuss
So chill
Bermuda Triangle
The 2ps Are Here
So I was watching the News
Ukraine
My Mum is a Great Woman
Second World Problems
Ancient World Problems
3p!Italy
Fire Detector
The Bro Army
ψ(`∇')ψ
(๑・v・๑) Hai
So Russia's Democratic?
Best Comeback
Nver 4get
That One Time
World Meetings, man
Hetalia
I give him 100/13
Happy Valentine's Day
China wtf
Americans
Don't.. ask
Illuminati Confirmed.
Why China is one of my favorites
He's a bit late.
tru
TMPG
John Sutter's Fort
Possums, man, possums
Fun Fact
Some Ranting?
no rlly exploin
fuk florida
no morals here
stabbin
lol no
its fucking blue
tis cute fuk
are you a nese?
theory
dat coat doe
nu 1 cares aboot ur ponies
bruh chill
tru stori
so sassi geezus
sorry moosen
i want an chicken on stick
can i do tis
i figured it out
science iz hard
teh purge oh fuk
it got out of hand
The Past Repeats Itself
I need help
Civil War
Just a Normal Day
Scottie fuked up
This World Needs Help

Sum stuff..

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By HearComsTreble

Prussia: *walks in covered in Gilbirds*

Germany: What's with all those birds?

Prussia: My tropical bird collection, just in case.

Germany: Just in case what? We're not going to need a dozen tropical birds.

Prussia: Oh, I was not aware that you could see the future, Ludwig. Can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number? *starts walking away* Stupid woman..

Germany: WOMAN?!

~

Latvia: And I don't have many friends that would back me up. My friend, Peter, would but he doesn't look very tough..

Sealand: *to England* U WANT SUM OF TIS BIATCH?!!

England: ......

(May grace be granted on Latvia.)

~

Prussia: EIN SAM KEIT!!! EIN SAM KEIT!! EIN SAM KEIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!

Leia: Gilbert, calm down!!

~

(For those who don't know, there is a song parody of American Idiot called Canadian Idiot...)

*music starts playing*

America: I.. I know that tune.

Canada: Oh God..! Not this song.

America and Canada: *glaring at each other*

Leia: DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!!

America: KISS MY STAR SPANGLED ASS!!!!!

~

Prussia: Motherfucker, I'm awesome!

Germany: No you're not, dude. Don't lie.

Prussia: D:

And then Prussia died...

~

Ireland: *talking to her brothers* So umm... Switzerland accidentally invaded that little country uh.. Lichtenstein. Yeah, it was in the headlines. Umm..... I-I.. I didn't know you could accidentally invade someone. Uh.. How?!

Lichtenstein: ;////;

Switzerland: Sorry, thought you were Austria.

~

Russia: *points at reader* YOU LOOK LIKE A TINY STAR SET AGAINST THE VAST, COLOSSAL SKY OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! HA!

Reader: ........ *flips the bird then runs as fast as they possibly can cuz fuck that shit*

~

Prussia: You are gonna miss out on a lot of awesome stuff..

Austria: ......

Prussia: You'll be at home with the kid-

Chibitalia: .....

Prussia: While I am out awesoming all over the place.

~

Prussia: In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is another awesome gland. True story.

~

England: THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW!!

Japan: *in the emo corner, crying*

England: YOU BETTER EAT THIS FOOD RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!

America: No.

England: DO YOU WANT ME TO FORCE FEED YOU!?

~

Leia Pony: My Little Countries, my Little Countries, Ahhhhhh~! My Little Countries!

Italy Pony: I use to wonder what world peace could be.

Leia: My Little Countries!

Italy Pony: Until you signed that one treaty with me.

America Pony: I'm the hero!

Russia Pony: Become one!

England Pony: You sodding git!

France Pony: Ohonhonhon~!

China Pony: Pandalicious!

Prussia Pony: Awesome too!

Everypony: Let's fight or play to chikaku!

Leia Pony: My Little Countries!

Italy Pony: Don't you know you're all my very best friends~!!!

Prussia: This song was INVADED!!

(Chikaku means Earth's crust in Japanese so yeah...)

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