Hoesuck 💦
Hey
Thepornguy
You texted me first
Hoesuck 💦
I wanna go back and delete that message but I'm lazy
Thepornguy
It's practically a finger away. How lazy are you?
Hoesuck 💦
So lazy that I wish someone else can pee for me so I wouldn't have to move
Thepornguy
I feel the same too. Like why can't my pee be like WiFi? Many people can control it
Hoesuck 💦
That's why WiFi passwords exist, you dingus
Thepornguy
No, they exist so asswipes like you can text their crushes on mistake
Hoesuck 💦
Excuse you! I don't have a crush on you!
Hoesuck 💦
I haven't even seen you
Thepornguy
Oh you have
Hoesuck 💦
I have?
Hoesuck 💦
Oh my god! You're that guy who came for that tampon commercial!
Thepornguy
The fuck would men come in tampon commercials for?
Hoesuck 💦
Men bleed too, you know. When they fight
Thepornguy
You have tampons in your first aid kit instead of bandages?
Hoesuck 💦
Stfu
Hoesuck 💦
I seriously can't believe I don't even know my roommate's brother
Thepornguy
You're blind
Hoesuck 💦
Dude, just because I can't see your braincells you can't call me blind
Thepornguy
Yeah? Some microscope-y eyes you have to see my braincells. Can you also see my middle finger getting a manicure?
Hoesuck 💦
Bitch-
Hoesuck 💦
I can surely see the block button
Thepornguy
Everyone can. If you can't, you're blind
Hoesuck 💦
Gotta say, you really are good at comebacks
Thepornguy
Yupsie
Hoesuck 💦
But ykw, your comebacks can suck my ass
Thepornguy
Oh no. My comebacks can't. But I can
Hoesuck 💦
😳
Hoesuck 💦
How did you go from savage to such a flirt?
Thepornguy
And not cute?
Hoesuck 💦
Idk but now I'm starting to
Hoesuck 💦
How tall are you?
Thepornguy
Why?
Hoesuck 💦
Because if you're short you're definitely cute
Thepornguy
This is the sweetest way someone has offended me for my height. So ima say 'fuck you' with so much love 😑
Hoesuck 💦
OH MY GOD! SO YOU ARE SHORT!
Hoesuck 💦
Tell me more on how you look
Thepornguy
I look like I'm done with the world, 24/6
Hoesuck 💦
Isn't it 24/7?
Thepornguy
Dude, looking like that is tiring. I need a break
Hoesuck 💦
I-
Hoesuck 💦
Anyways, back to how you look
Thepornguy
You never told me how you look
Hoesuck 💦
Didn't Jungkook show any pics of me?
Thepornguy
No
Hoesuck 💦
that Kookery fuck said I jack off to Min Yoongi but didn't tell you how I look?! Wtf
Thepornguy
😂😂😂 Kookery fuck! Lmao
Hoesuck 💦
Yeah yeah whatever. Give me a hint on how you look. Or anything about your appearance
Thepornguy
Well, 🤔
Thepornguy
I have a dick piercing. A silver ring on my tip with a jingly tiny bell
Hoesuck 💦
What the hell!
Thepornguy
Shut up
Hoesuck 💦
Ngl that's hot. But I ain't searching for men with dick piercings
Thepornguy
Well you got your chance *shrugs*