(Your POV)
It was Past noon, the sun was setting Slowly, Meanwhile I was at the baths, Frozen in thought. I was trying to use my Big Brain. But I couldn't think straight Since Earlier. I suddenly Heared People talking I was Qucik enough to identify it was Kaguya and Yuzuru Entering the Men's Bath. Wait What. They're Entering the Men's Bath, what has go into those two.
Kaguya: Y/n What are you doing in the Woman's Bath!!??
Yuzuru: Aroused. Nice Body
You: what are you talking about Kaguya. This is the Men's Bath
Kaguya: What do you mean this is the mens bath. This Is the Girls bath you can check the sign
You: Alright im done anyways
I stood Up and realised I Didint have a towel On, they saw My Friend, Kaguya had a Nosebleed whole Yuzuru was Staring at it In Confusion
Kaguya: Cover Yourself Up!!!
Yuzuru: Confusion. Why is it so small
Yuzuru pointed towards it. I Quickly Turn on my Speed Hacks and Disappeared in the blink of an eye, I Check the Signs to see it did say woman's bath, but it suddenly changed to men's bath.
You: it is the mens bath
Kaguya: What do you mean?
You: Look
Yuzuru: suspicion. you changed it So you don't get branded as a Pervert
You: I didn't. You know what. Whatever
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Time passed faster then it usually does, it was like someone was manipulating time, but a suddenly a note Flies or Was blew towards my face, I grab the note to read it out Loud. It was from the same person with the terrible hand writing
You: 'Did you Enjoy what I did Earlier. Fufufufufufufu~' This hand writing is Irritating
I quickly Throw the note away but another One Flies towards my Face, I Read it out loud again
You: 'You're So Mean :(' whatever
I Throw it away again, But another Flew towards my face, I quickly Let out a exasperated Sigh and Read it out once again
You: 'It's about to begin' what does he mean by that.
I quickly Throw The Note away and Look towards Glistening Moon, from there I was frozen in my thoughts once again, But I quickly snapped out of my thoughts and turned around to see Kurumi.
Kurumi: How's life been treating you?
You: Life's a bitch along with reality
In a certain Universe, a purple haired Person Sneezes Once again
???: Someones talking about shit me again. Might be Y/n
Back to you.
Kurumi: So what's been troubling you
You: Oh you noticed.
Kurumi: I'm Not Dumb Y/n. You're not yourself right now since morning After you Played volleyball with those twins.
You: Well Let me tell you
I Broke down everything into a nutshell, Kurumi Sighs
Kurumi: So In a nutshell Yuzuru wantd Kaguya to live while Kaguya wants the same but for Yuzuru
You: Yeah-
A strong gust of wind blows pass I look Around to see Kaguya and Yuzuru Pissed off.
Kaguya: Yuzuru. I doubt that. It doesn't make any sense
Yuzuru: Demand. Repeat
You: Damn it. Kurumi can you help me
Kurumi: I have more important matters to attend to.
Yuzuru: Question. Is that what you really said Kaguya?
The Twins Quickly started Walking towards each other ゴmenacinglyゴ
Kaguya: Raphael El Re'em
Yuzuru: Raphael El Na'ash
They both Materialise their Angels, I sigh, As the Wind around us were going crazy, I Equip the Elytra and Enter glide mode but To my surprise The wind pressure created by the twins were strong enough to Let me Increase Altitude, I Pull Out an arrow with a potion effect, and I quickly Flew at them at high speeds, I Look at them to see I was able to Stab them with the arrow. I Slowly Glided back down when I was Immediately shot down by something from the Trees. I look around to see Green Lights coming from the small forest. Out of the Forest a woman stepped out
You: Annoying woman
Ellen: It's Ellen
You: I don't give a fuck.
Ellen: Model Number DD-070 bandersnatcher
Some sort of robots come out of the mini forest,
Ellen: I suppose you should catch them.
Ellen points at the falling Kaguya and Yuzuru who were still Under the affects of nausea, I Use Speed hacks and Catch them while gently placing them to the ground, I Look at Ellen who was now wearing what those girls with jetpacs were wearing except her's looked more Advance. Ellen was about to leap and Strike me. But I Quickly reacted when she moved an inch
You: Zafkiel Za Warudo! Toki wo tomare
(Insert Any Za Warudo Time stop Sfx here)
(Narrator POV)
Y/n disappeared, But his voice Still echoed Through the Frozen Time, when Suddenly.
Y/n: An Oil Tanker for you
Y/n Quickly dropped with an oil tanker, The Oil Tanker Hits Ellen And Explodes but because this is frozen time the Explosion doesn't happen until time is unfrozen.
Y/n: Just to be Cautious.
Y/n Disappeared again, But this time he Unfroze time and The Explosion happens, Ellen barely survives And starts looking around for Y/n. When Suddenly
Y/n: Road Roller Da!
Ellen immediately Activated her Territory to protect herself from the Road roller. But she was now trapped under it, She Undeployed her territory and uses her Sword To cut the road roller in half. She Looked around she suddenly felt a gun pointed towards her head from point blank range. Ellen waited for the gun shot but was Knocked out. Y/n didn't shoot her but instead gave her a chop to the nape leaving her unconscious.
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Kaguya: What happened?
Yuzuru: question. Kaguya did you really say those things
Kaguya: Yes I did. And you said those things too?
The twins Were about to summon their angels and Start another fight, but Y/n came out of nowhere and bonked their Heads. They quickly held their heads in pain.
Y/n: no fighting. Also I made up my mind I pick both of you as the winners
Kaguya: what kind of Joke is this.
Yuzuru: Disgust. You are extremely Childish
Y/n: I Don't really have a choice. Because there's one trait that the other has that I like but lacks one thing while the other Has the thing that the other one lacks in but Lacks in what the other is good at. You get the point right?
Kaguya: Nope
Yuzuru: Agree. I am confused
Y/n: nevermind that. I'll give you three Choices. 1 yuzuru absorbs Kaguya and becomes the true Yamai, 2 Kaguya absorbs Yuzuru and becomes the true Yamai or 3 I isekai you to a fantasy world with magic- wait I mean. 3 I seal both of your powers and both of you survive
Kaguya: what the hell kind of Choices are those
Yuzuru: Agreed
Y/n: do what you want.
Kaguya: Yuzuru what do you think
Yuzuru: Answer. Let's go with Choice 3 and see if he really is telling the truth
Y/n: you two done?
Kaguya: Yup. We made up our- Hmph
Kaguya Was cut off by Y/n Giving her a Quick Kiss before moving onto Yuzuru. Their body's begin to glow as their astral dresses disappeared leaving them nude
Kaguya: You Pervert!. Yuzuru why aren't you fazed by this?
Yuzuru: Answer. He got his Payback for us Seeing him nude
Kaguya: but wasn't that his fault for standing up with a towel on
Y/n: Well I'm going to sleep.
Kaguya: what about us?
Y/n Not my problem. See ya
Kaguya: Wait up
Yuzuru: Loneliness. Don't leave me behind