CH 21
Thot Squad
Solomon has joined the chat.
Solomon: I lived heathens.
Diavolo: I take it this means you and Asmo made up?
Asman: We did
Solomon: We're good
MC: Hooray!!!!
See me on: That's wonderful
Diavolo: I'm very glad.
Diavolo: Now onto something that's actually important.
Asman: Wow ok
See me on: Lucifer's birthday?
Diavolo: Precisely.
IT'S MY BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY
Diavolo: Welcome to the new chat everyone! Let's start making plans for Lucifer's birthday celebration.
Asmo: Oooh how about giving him a spa treatment? He's bound to get wrinkles soon if he doesn't start taking care of his skin.
Levi: Let's take him to a Sucre Frenzy concert.
Mammon: lets get him to give goldie back to me
Diavolo: Excellent! We already have suggestions!
MC: Should we tell him what we're planning, or should it be a surprise?
Barbatos: We should keep it a surprise. Odds are he's forgotten his birthday is coming up with everything that's been going on these past months.
Diavolo: I believe you're right. We'll plan a surprise party, then.
Belphie: I was just gonna get him some candy apples. He's a sucker for those.
Diavolo: Is he really? Barbatos, order a bouquet of those at once!
Barbatos: Of course.
MC: We should have the party in Diavolo's garden
MC: It's big and fits Lucifer's foreboding aesthetic during the nighttime
Asmo: We can hang a bunch of fairy lights!!
Solomon: And we can finally get that peacock
Diavolo: I think he'd really like this.
Satan: Please don't get the peacock. It won't match the aesthetic at all.
Diavolo: :)
Beel: What will we do for food?
Diavolo: I know a catering service he likes. Consider it already taken care of.
Belphie: And presents?
Belphie: What does Lucifer actually like outside of torture and Diavolo?
Mammon: yelling
Mammon: ill get him a megaphone
MC: He'd probably just use it to yell directly in your ear
Mammon: im not getting him a megaphone
Diavolo: I'm sure he will appreciate anything you guys get him. It's the thought that counts, right?
Satan: I'll get him a bottle of acetone and call it a night.
Belphie: ^^^^
Simeon: Should we send someone to distract him?
MC: Asmo and I can do it
Asmo: Spa day?
MC: Spa day!
Beel: Can you actually get him to go?
MC: We'll make him feel guilty by saying Diavolo's already paid for it.
Diavolo: I can pay anyway if you'd like?
Asmo: We aren't stopping you rich boy
Barbatos: We have a small problem.
Barbatos: Luke and I finished Lucifer's cake together, however, when we stepped out for a moment to find piping bags, someone knocked it onto the floor.
Beelzebub: I put all of my effort into not eating that cake for this?
Belphie: Oh lmao Mammon did it, I saw it happen.
Mammon: lies and slander. expect to hear from my lawyer
MC: Hi I'm his lawyer
MC: He's probably guilty
Mammon: youre fired
Mammon: anyway its not like its my fault i knocked it over
Mammon: levi took something from me and I was chasing him to get it back
Levi: You took my TSL record so that you could pass it off as Lucifer's gift!
Mammon: um yeah? so quit being stingy. its the man's birthday
Levi: Im gonna strangle you with those kmart quality sunglasses you cretin
Simeon: I don't think this is the best time to do that.
Solomon: I disagree. Lucifer would probably appreciate it more than any gift.
Diavolo: Is it possible to remake the cake in time?
Barbatos: Depends on if Asmodeus and MC can distract Lucifer for a little while longer. We'll need another hour.
Asmo: What's the plan MC?
MC: Remember when you mentioned that makeup artist friend who owed you a favor?
Asmo: SAY NO MORE
Beel: Has anyone seen Belphie?
Satan: He's taking a nap in a bush.
Satan: snore.jpg
Mammon: seriously?!
Mammon: Diavolo has the rest of us workin our asses off decorating, what the hell have you two been doing this whole time???
Satan: Oh well he knew we'd be most likely to sabotage the event, so he sent us out to buy some stuff.
Satan: We finished about 20 minutes ago, but we're still banned from the venue until Lucifer shows up.
Solomon: What'd you buy?
Satan: Fireworks, sparklers, glowsticks, etc.
Diavolo: I custom ordered those fireworks for a grand finale. :D
MC: If this doesn't make Lucifer acknowledge he's a sugar baby then idk what will
Belphie: It is 10:00 pm
Belphie: Why have I woken up stained in dirt in the middle of town while fireworks spelling "I 💓 Lucifer" are going off?
MC: Oh my fucking god
MC: @Satan Dude
Satan: Hm?
MC: When we asked you where Belphie was when you walked in, and you told us he was asleep bc running errands tired him out,
MC: WE DIDN'T THINK YOU LEFT HIM BEHIND IN THE FUCKING BUSHES
Satan: LMAO
Belphie: Dickhead
Belphie: I'm walking to Diavolo's place rn, what'd I miss?
MC: Remember how we went to that makeup artist friend?
MC: We got her to do full bridal makeup on Lucifer.
MC: And I swear to God, Diavolo started dry wheezing when they finally saw each other.
Asmo: Don't act like the rest of us didn't cry when we saw him MC
Asmo: No lie he looks like he was carved out of marble
Belphie: As much as I'd love to hear more about Lucifer's ugly mug,
Belphie: Did we pull off the surprise?
Asmo: MC was suspicious as fuck the entire time bc they literally could not stop beaming, but Lucifer mostly ignored it since I told him they were just happy at a text Mammon sent them
MC: He believed that??? Lol I didn't know he'd could be so easy to fool
Asmo: Yeah, he's the fool...
Asmo: Anyway, Barbatos was right when he said Lucifer forgot about his birthday. We caught him completely off guard
MC: He was grinning ear to ear once he realized tho :D
MC: Mammon bought him a little bell that said "Ring for significant other's attention" and they were laughing over it
MC: It was the cutest shit I've ever seen
Belphie: Did he like my gift?
MC: Were you the one who got him the roomba????
Belphie: Yeah
MC: He loved it
Belphie: Lol
Belphie: I'm outside open the gate
Lucifer's Fight Club
MC: Not to be That Bitch but I'm gonna die mad about the fact Levi kicked my ass in twister
Levi: Get wrecked normie
MC: You have the flexibility of uncooked spaghetti too I'm so distraught
Asmo: I can't believe Belphie won
Satan: He did take ballet classes.
Asmo: Oh shit I forgot about that
MC: Ballet? Why?
Belphie: When I was younger, my back was fucked up bc of my poor posture and my parents decided that ballet would fix it.
Beel: You and I both know that's not the full truth
Belphie: Don't you dare
Beel: He was a huge fan of Barbie in the Nutcracker for like 6 months and he begged our parents to let him dance
Beel: The posture thing was a bonus
Belphie: I'm gonna set your minifridge on fire.
FatherLucifer: I can't leave you lot alone for one second.
MC: Luuuucifer
MC: How'd you like your party
FatherLucifer: It was my favorite birthday yet.
FatherLucifer: Thank you again, everyone.
Asmo: I'm still shook over those fireworks
Asmo: How the fuck did Diavolo manage to find a place that could customize your face into the sky