Hermitcraft Oneshots

By crypticalWitch413

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This is just me unloading ideas about my current obsession. Enjoy i guess! Requests are currently: OPEN! More

Starting off and Requests.
Basic Au's I have.
Friendships and Regrets (DeS au)
(DES Au)Shards of Ice and Carapace
It was 85 degrees this week so i wrote this
Art i guess
HermitCrabs group chat.
Graveyard dirt (DeS AU)
Chicken Pecks and emptyness (DeS Au)
Dress up games.
Cuddles (Bloody Code Au)
Since when can they do that?
A tea party with the Dead. (Des Au)
WHoops! art and body horror warning
Meeting the fusion (Fusion Au)
Bury Me Face Down (Part 2)
Cracks in the Plan. (Bloody Code Au.)
Taking a bit of a break!
Nom Nom (DeS)
Revamped Nostalgia and New Obsession (part 1)
Hermit Crabs Part 2
Spun by the Heavenly Motion (DeS)
Logs 3-7
Lunch date with two dorks (Fusion AU)
What they can do (fusion Au)
Hermitcrabs three
stories from My newest Au.

Victorious (bloody Code Au song fic)part 1

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By crypticalWitch413

So i've never done a song-fic before, so bear with me! this was both fun, and infuriating. once more, cross posting to my tumblr, without the song to see if i like it more, soooo if you see it there for some reason. yeah.

warnings- mentions of boose, vomiting mention, blood mention, swearing (like two words.)


Tonight we are victorious

Champagne pouring over us


Grian smiled. Halloween was always one of his favorite holidays, since it was excuse to cause trouble, and a halloween party at a night club was definitely going to be fun. The costume He and Scar chose was also very fun. While most might have just bought something, they had two advantages over everyone else, 1) Demise ment they had the best ghost costumes, with little to no make up, only using it to bright colour to scar tissue, which is why the pair were grayscale while walking down the road, and 2)Vex and Fairy, enough said.


All my friends were glorious

Tonight we are victorious


And so Grian and Scar walked down the road toward the club. Grian had brought his vex mask, while Scar had made sure to have small stash of regen potions incase someone over did it on the drinks.

"SCAR GRIAN!" Rens familiar voice called out from down the road. Grian began to run closer, Scar on his heels.

"HI REN!" Grian yelled. Ren was dressed up a stereotypical wolf man, though he only had the wolf ears,tail and clawed gloves.


Oh oh oh oh victorious

Oh oh oh oh


"Ready Scar?" Ren asked, jumping up and down slightly.

"You know it!" Scar smiled, "Cub already inside right?"

"Yup!" Ren cocked his head to the side. "What are you guys dressed up as?"

Grian smirked.


Double bubble disco queen

Headed to the guillotine

"Were Dead!" Scar giggled

"OH!" ren seemed to notice the grey skin, the exed out eyes, and the scars. The outline of grains skeleton was highlighted, and scars lips and hands were a pale yellow-green.


Skin as cool as Steve McQueen

Let me be your killer king


"Well, lets go!" grian said, his impatience beginning to show.

"Yeah!" Ren smiled and began to pull the pair to the entrance.


It hurts until it stops

We will love until it's not

I'm a killing spree in white

Eyes like broken Christmas lights


The club was bright, loud, and chaotic, in a very different way than Hermitcraft, and Scar wasn't sure how to feel about it. Grian seemed to enjoy the loud music and immediately went off to the dance floor after seeing Iskall, who was dressed up as a mad scientist.

Scar met up with cub, who was dressed up as a vampire, and got a comfortable seat close enough to the bar and the dancefloor, but wasn't two crazy.


My touch is black and poisonous

And nothing like my punch drunk kiss


Things were fine at first. None of the group really drank too hard, and Scar even went out to dance with grian for a while. And then the coughing started.

It was only a small cough at first, occasional and something he could ignore. And then he coughed something up. A very familiar taste, the taste that ended his Demise run. He grabbed a napkin and spit it out, the pale yellow color staining the paper.

Grian was in a similar boat. The scars from the blast always itched slightly, even when he was alive, but at some point in the night, the scars began to inch and ache like crazy. It wasn't until he rubbed one of the markings and his hand came away bloody that he realise something might be wrong.


I know you need it

Do you feel it

Drink the water

Drink the wine


Scar ended up in the bathroom, Grian at his side, Coughing and retching up poison and blood while Grian slowly dripped blood from his arms and legs.

"Feeling better?" Grian asked, rubbing his boyfriends back.

"A little." Scar smiled, pulling back from the toilet "has the bleeding slowed any?"

"Yeah, its done I think." Grian giggled, "Could you imagin if someone saw us?"

"In the same bathroom stall? Or coughing up blood and poison?"


Oh we gotta turn up the crazy

Livin' like a washed up celebrity

Shooting fireworks like it's the fourth of July


"Yes."

"Grian that makes no sense!" Scar laughed,


Until we feel all right

Until we feel all right


"Ready to head back out?" Grian smiled, wiping the blood from his hands off on toilet paper.

"Yeah," Scar smiled. "I think so!"


I'm like a scarf trick

It's all up the sleeve


Grian and Scar slid out of the stall, right into a very confused Ren standing in the doorway.

"REN!" Grian blushed

"Uuhhh how long have you been standing there?" Scar asked, blushing under the grey.

"Long enough to know you two were in the same stall, but not long enough to know why!" Ren said, followed by an awkward laugh.


I taste like magic

Waves that swallow quick and deep


"Really nothings happening." grian began to spitball. "Its all fine. Nothings happening. Everything's FINE." Scar facepalmed.

"We'll explain later." Scar smiled, "But not right now."

"I guess thats fair my dudes." ren smiled.

"Im just gonna leave." Grian carefully moved past ren, and entered back onto the dance floor.


Throw the bait

Catch the shark


Grian almost didn't notice the man dressed up as the grim reaper among the sea of costumes, but the reaper certainly noticed him. When grian got a drink, the man watched from a corner of the dance floor. When grian joined up with iskall on the Dancefloor, the man watched from the corner of grian's eye.


Bleed the water red

Fifty words for murder

And I'm every one of them


It wasn't until he was alone, surrounded by strangers, that the man spoke.

"YOU!" he shouted, his voice gravely, as i he had been decomposing.

"Me?" Grian felt his face go warm.

The man stepped closer, and drew a sythe from his long tattered cloak. He growled, "You..."

Grian was finally able to get a good look at him.

"Grimdog?" grains stomach flip flopped over and over again.


My touch is black and poisonous

And nothing like my punch drunk kiss


"Hehe" He chuckled as the reaper apoached, flipping the sythe expertly around, so that the point was up, and placed it to Grian's neck. "No hard feelings, remember ol' buddy?"

The reaper growled.


I know you need it

Do you feel it


Grimdog removed the point from Grian throat, before giving it a hefty swing into grian's torso area. Grian lept back, the bone blade only landing a light scratch across Grian's chest.

"Ok, got it, hard feelings." grian joked, before pulling his mask off its chain. "If its a fight you want grim dog," Grian smiled, placing the mask on his face. "Then its a fight you'll get." Grian shouted voice took on an echoy quality,like many hims speaking at once.


Drink the water

Drink the wine


Across the club, Scar, Cub, Iskall and Ren hear this, though only one recognised Grian's voice.

"Oh no..." Scar murmured into his drink, non alcoholic as usual.

"Has someone already started a fight?" Iskall swirled his glass while he leaned back in his chair.

"Sounds like it." cub smiled, slightly buzzed, "Wonder whats it over."

"Somthin dumb probably." Ren said. "Scar are you ok? You look nervous."

"IIIIIII, recognise that voice..." Scar said, nervously drawing out his words. "And if im right...."


Oh we gotta turn up the crazy

Livin' like a washed up celebrity


"...WE should probably leave the building."

"What?" Iskall sat up in his seat properly. "Why?"

"Cause if he's any sort of involved with a fight..." Scar blushed as Grian-vex cackled along with the clang of bone and metal. People began to rush towards the exits "Shits about to hit the fan."

The table stared for a moment, suddenly serious.


Shooting fireworks like it's the fourth of July

Tonight we are victorious


"Welp." Cub stood up, putting on his cheep vampire cape, "Scar swore, The sky is Green, Grass is blue, and i'm getting the hell out of dodge."

"Ditto."

"Right behind ya."

The four only got a few blocks down the road when the sound of bricks exploding echoed through the streets.

"SCATTER!" Scar screamed, Cub and Iskall began running down alleys as Ren and Scar continued running the main streets.

"OH COME ON GRIM!" the voice laughed. "I thought you'd be better at using that thing!"

"really?" scar muttered, "taunt the reaper huh?"

"Is this guy really brave or really stupid?"

Scar rolled his eyes. "Both."

"Oof"

The fight had made it to the pair, and scar pulled ren into an alleyway. Giving ren the first view of this mysterious man.


Champagne pouring over us

All my friends were glorious

Tonight we are victorious

Tonight we are victorious


The man's skin was a pale grey-blue color. His dark hair had many curls were supernaturally sharp, a look that didn't sit right with Ren. His eyes and mouth didn't help. Both were glowing white-blue, his eyes eerily pupiless and his mouth filled with sharp teeth, pulled into a frustrated and menacing smile. Behind him, a pair of white wings glowed, and in his hand, a loosely held an axe.


Champagne pouring over us

All my friends were glorious

Tonight we are victorious


The Reaper, if he even was human, was worse though. His eyes were pitch black, and everything about was salow and decayed, like he had just risen from the grave. He was covered with a swirling cloak, and carried a large sythe that appeared to be the jaw bone of some large animal.


Oh we gotta turn up the crazy

Livin' like a washed up celebrity

Shooting fireworks like it's the fourth of July


Ren looked up at Scar. Scar watched the battle with an nervous air. The pair were stuck. Ren didn't know who to hope for. The Reaper with the Scythe or the Spirit with an Axe.

"I-swear-if-i-die-dressed-as-the-world-most-effort-put-into-bad-halloween-costume-i'm-going-to-haunt-someone." he whispered, semi-serious.


Until we feel all right

Until we feel all right

Tonight we are victorious

Champagne pouring over us


The reaper and Spirt help up their weapons and charged at each other.


All my friends were glorious

Tonight we are victorious


Cliff hanger? cliffhanger! next one might be a song fic too, i don't know yet. also Requests are open, and i need more stuff out of Au's, please, if you have something you want to see me write, please leave a comment! 

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