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05 - 12
Javion Omari
Stella:
Nakauwi ka na?
Javion:
Yes po
Stella:
Sana ako na lang yung pusa
Javion:
Mas gusto ko yung nakakain kesa hindi
Stella:
HALA SYA?!?!
HOY MAGCONFESSION KA NA KAY FATHER SANTOS!!!!
NAGIGING BADBOI KA NA!!!
Javion:
I will later
Pag tapos na ako sayo
Stella:
Unahin mo pagcoconfession kay father
Kulang pa ba yung ginawa ko sayo sa airport?!?
Javion:
Katawan ko lang talaga ang habol mo sa kin
Stella:
ANG KAPAL NITO
PATI PERA NOH!!!
Javion:
Hahahahahaha
Pangga, are you sure walang security cameras dun sa cr?
Stella:
I think wala naman saka nasa huling cubicle naman tayo
Javion:
Uhm
Am I a good eater?
Stella:
Tangina
Pisting yawa
Sa lahat ng itatanong mo, yan talaga?!?!
Kakaloka!!!
Anong gusto mo? I-rate kita from scale 1-10?!
Javion:
Yup
Because to me, you're a 10
Stella:
OH SIGE
11/10 ka
MASAYA KA NA?!??!
Javion:
Stella:
Tuwang-tuwa ka pa!!!
Javion:
Of course
Coz u make me happy
Stella:
Hayyyy
Kahit azar ka minsan
Thank you for everything
Especially sinamahan mo ko nang binisita natin ang grave ni Mama
Javion:
Anytime
We'll just gonna take one step at a time
I'm not in a rush
As you say, I'm the patron saint of patience
Stella:
KAYA INGGIT SA KIN YUNG SHANIA BITCH
HABA TALAGA NG HAIR KO HMPH
Babalik ka pa ba dito?
Javion:
Yes
I promised your grandparents that we're going to spend our christmas with them
Stella:
How about your family?
Nakakahiya naman sa family mo na wala ka sa kanila this xmas
Javion:
I already decided it a long time ago that you're going to be a family
Stella:
SANA ALL
NAKAKAADIK TALAGA SIGURO YUNG PEMPEM KO
Sige na
Pumunta ka na kay Father Santos
Malaki ang kasalanan na ginawa mo nung nasa airport tayo
Hindi pa ba nahihimatay si Father araw-araw na confession ng kakalatan mo?
Javion:
Hahahaha
I have something to tell you about that
Kapag nakikita na niya ako sa church
Nasisira agad yung mukha niya
There's this one time before ako lumuhod sa confession cubicle, binasbasan muna niya ako ng holy water
Stella:
MY GOD
FEELING KO PALAGING STARRING ANG PANGALAN KO SA CONFESSION MO
Javion:
Of course
I told him you coerced me in doing those sinful stuff 😜
Stella:
KAPAL NG MUKHA MO
VOLUNTARY YUNG SAYO!!!
EXCUSE ME
Sa pagkakaalala ko, nauna kang magsend ng nudes 🙄
I'm going to sleep na, magconfession ka na
Javion:
Alright
Sleep well
Talk to you later, habibi
Delivered. 2:11am.