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Od soulunholy

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A bnha x reader textfic Obviously full of somewhat crackhead energy. I've realized I'm not a crackhead haha I... Více

:/
official love interests
peek-achoo?!
bean
i'm dead inside
i have crippling depression
yEETUS the fetus
cuddles. NOW.
protec. atacc. snacc.
classroom antics
pussy- i mean cats
period
bed time
how the hell?
training
training pt 2
youngster time
memez
feeling villainous
a rat!!
hot damn
breakfast
.-.
shameless self-promo
the s-stutter

hhhhh-

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Od soulunholy

New chatroom has been created

Class of 1-A (except grapist)

Zoomy, Smallmight, Boom boom, Peppermint, Emobirb, Alienqueen, Tape, Sharkboi, Invisiboo, Frogwifey, Jesus??, Pik-achoo!, Gravitating, Sparkle, Taildude, Shy child, Wifematerial, Limbs, and Stormtrooper have been added to the chat

Stormtrooper:
why must life be this way

one minute ur talking with friends

and the next u almost die

Smallmight has joined the chat

Smallmight:
(Y/n)! Are you okay?!

What happened?

Alienqueen has joined the chat

Alienqueen:
Skwkdppqldjfnnfu

I just snorted

That was really funny

Peppermint has joined the chat
Sharkboi has joined the chat

Peppermint:
What happened this time?

Stormtrooper:
I shall tell my
tale of woe.

I was talking
with my wife

Alienqueen:
she means me

Stormtrooper:
of course it's u hehe

anyway

we started talking abt
who the 'thiccest' one
in class is

Mina taught me that word
btw, along with a lot of
other things haha

Invisiboo has joined the chat

Invisiboo:
oh?? who are we talking
about here?

Sharkboi:
What??

Stormtrooper:
hush my precious bb

Sharkboi:
Wha-

Stormtrooper:
yes u uwu

now anyway
we were debating
between Bakugou
and Kirishima
because-

Alienqueen:
because let's not
kid ourslvs
they be thicc

Peppermint:
What do you mean by that?

Smallmight:
Yeah... I don't understand.

Stormtrooper:
just know u were both
included at some
point uwu

Alienqueen:
u know,
the thiccest.
most muscle,
best bod

Stormtrooper:
well Bakugou heard
us talk abt his
't i d d i e s'

again, Mina taught me that

and...
may
have tried
to kill us

Alienqueen:
mainly her

hdjdooajs I
snorted again

Boom boom has joined the chat

Stormtrooper:
and either way
my vote was
going to Kirishima
because he
a cutie and he 'thicc'

Sharkboi:
You chose me?
I don't know how to
feel about this?

Alienqueen:
Me too

uh oh
someone
unpleasant joined
u better run

Invisiboo:
Hmmm...
i would've
chosen Bakugou

Boom boom:
WHAT?! YOU
BOTH CHOSE
SHITTY HAIR?!?!

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

FUCK YOU!

Sharkboi:
That's not a very manly
thing to say Bakugou!
You shouldn't call a woman
anything like that!

Stormtrooper:
ur so nice Kirishima!

I luv u so much

Boom boom:
SHUT UP THE BOTH
OF YOU!!

NO ONE FUCKING CARES
ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
FOR EACH OTHER!!

Zoomy has joined the chat

Zoomy:
Please refrain from using
such inappropriate language!!

Stormtrooper:
awwww is someone
jealous??

ur so cute
Bakugou uwu

Boom boom:
THAT'S IT!!

YOUR ASS IS DEAD!

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Stormtrooper:
ppfffttt
bitch please
I'd like 2 see u try
u ignorant slut

Boom boom has left the chat

Smallmight:
(Y/n) you shouldn't anger him!
He's going to come after you now!
What're we going to do!?

Peppermint;
There isn't anything we can do.
Now we watch her almost
die twice in one day.

Stormtrooper:
I'll be fine! Besides, Mina wrote
that for me! It wasn't actually me!!

and ouch todoroki :(

Alienqueen:
Don't worry!

I'll help you!

Stormtrooper:
I knew
I could count o n
U wifey!!

Invisiboo:
Even though she was actually
the one who angered him??

Zoomy:
Bakugou should not be trying
to attack another student!
As class rep I need to handle this!

Zoomy has left the chat

Pik-achoo! has joined the chat

Tape has joined the chat

Tape:
Why is Bakugou screaming?

Invisiboo:
Scroll up
and read the chat

Pik-achoo!:
PPFFFFFFTTTTTT!!
WOW HE REALLY
IS GOING TO
BEAT UR ASS

Stormtrooper:
'Can I get an
F in
the chat pls'

Pik-achoo!:
F

Tape:
F

Smallmight:
F

Invisiboo:
F

Peppermint:
F

Stormtrooper:
I hear explosions
if I die
'delete my browser history'

Tape:
gotcha

wait... what are you hiding??

Stormtrooper:
nOtHinG! it's not gross
or anything, it's more of
just really embarrassing stupid
things! :(

Smallmight:
Like what??

Stormtrooper:
Jfjdkwosood
Bakugou is yelling at me
through my door,
meaning Mina and
Iida didn't stop him!!

Pik-achoo!:
ur dead

Invisiboo:
Bakugou's still
screaming at her through
the door

Oh nope nvm
that door is gone

Stormtrooper:
I'm going threw
the wndw
Dydjoqpwkcjxjwoow
Ocosjwhndd
Sk×<9492lsofk
Wijw÷791&$

Stormtrooper has disconnected

Pik-achoo!:
his screams
got louder I think

Tape:
I can see (y/n)
getting chased across the field

Alienqueen has joined the chat

Alienqueen:
so... Iida and I crashed into
each other and Bakugou ran past

Pik-achoo!:
I loOkEd oUT mY
wInDoEW-
to sEe bAkUhOE
aLmOSt gET sTrUcK
w/ liGhTnING

Smallmight:
I can hear the maniacal
laughing from here.

Alienqueen:
from which one of us??

This is funny!!!

Peppermint:
Everyone

Tape:
Kaminari

Invisiboo:
I hear Mina

Sleepbot has entered the chat

Sleepbot:
You better all go to bed. NOW.

Pik-achoo!:
SCATTER!

Pik-achoo! has left the chat

Alienqueen has left the chat

Invisiboo has left the chat

Tape has left the chat

Peppermint has left the chat

Sleepbot:
Midoriya!

Smallmight:
Yes sir?!

Sleepbot:
Who changed
my username to this absurd
nickname?

Smallmight:
(L/n) (Y/n), sir.

Sleepbot:
Stop calling me sir! Get off your phone and go to sleep!

Smallmight has left the chat

Sleepbot:
These damn children.
Now it's time to wrangle up
(L/n) and Bakugou.

Sleepbot has left the chat


Closed at 11:11 pm

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This is trash, sorry. I'm going to jump off a cliff now.

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