Manny: Ah sneeze!
Robin: Bless you!
Manny: Thank you!
*They both look at Harry*
Harry: *gives confused look*
Manny: YOU NOT GONNA SAY BLESS YOU!?
Harry: WHY WOULD I!? HE ALREADY SAID IT!
Robin: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!
~~~
Robin yelling at Manny: DON'T LEAVE THAT TABLE UNTIL THAT FOOD IS GONE! I'm off to work!
-Later-
Robin: I'm bac- YOU STILL AT THAT TABLE!?!
Manny: I'M NOT EATING THIS!
Robin: SO YOU MISSED SCHOOL!?
Manny: YOU SAID 'DON'T MOVE'!!
~~~
Manny: Hey, where did you put the plunger?
*Manny sees Tony*
Manny: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Tony: I LIVE HERE!!
Manny: NO YOU DON'T!
Tony: YES I-
Manny: NO THE HELL YOU DON'T!!
~~~
Manny: Hey, are you wearing my underwear?
Robin: What kind of question is tha-? HELL NO I'M NOT WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR!!
Manny: WHO ELSE COULD BE WEARING THEM!?
Robin: Have you ever thought that you're wearing them!?
Manny: WHY WOULD I BE WEARING-...Why would I be...*looked in his pants* ...Nevermind-
~~~
Paige: So when Sarah eats her bowl of cereal, what does that represent?
Manny: Breakfast?
Paige: THE DEEPER MEANING!!
Manny: DEEPER THAN CHEERIOS!?
Paige: GET OUTSIDE MY CLASS!!
~~~
Paige: All right class take a look at this orange-
Manny: PUSSY!
Paige: MANNY! SHUT THE HELL UP!
Manny: ...Pussy!
Paige: I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!
~~~
*Harry finds Tony scavenging through the fridge, grabbing food*
Harry: LET GO OF MY CEREAL!
Tony: CLOCKS GET HUNGRY TOO!
HARRY: WELL GO BUY YOUR OWN CERE-! *Tony disappears* God damn!
~~~
Manny: Can your read me a bedtime story?
Robin: I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!
Manny: BUT I HAD A NIGHTMARE! I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP!.
Robin: YOU'RE ALMOST 9! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!
~~~
Joe: My name is Joe Pelling and this is my dummy, Robin.
Robin: STOP CALLING ME A DUMMY AND GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY BACK!
Joe: SHUT UP BEFORE THEY KNOW YOUR REAL!
Robin: WELL STOP MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
Joe: LOOK, I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!
*Insert Becky looking at both of them confused*
~~~
Robin: Manny, I haven't seen you since you were this big~
Manny: You have never seen me that small,,
Robin: WHO YOU GETTING SMART WITH!?
Manny: WHAT!? I'M JUST STATING FACTS!
Robin: HARRY, GET YOUR SON!
~~~
Roy: He never does anything! He's always in bed!
Manny: YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO BE-
Roy: LAY YOUR ASS BACK DOWN!
Manny: *lays back down*
Roy: Like I can never get him up, he's so hard-headed!
Manny: -_-
~~~
R
obin: Dinner's ready!
Manny: Yeah, I'll be there in a minute!
Robin: *bursts through the room* NOW! *breaks Manny's Xbox with hammer*
Manny: O.O
Robin: *pants* I thought you don't play these games!
Manny: That was my Xbox!
Robin: FUCK YO XBOX! FOOD'S READY! *shoves food in his mouth*
Manny: *chokes*
~~~
Roy: Hey, you got $20 bucks I can borrow?
Harry: Nah, I ain't got nothin-
Roy: YOU BROKE ASS STABLE!
Harry: BUT YOU'RE THE ONE ASKING FOR MONEY!
Roy: WHO YOU YELLING AT-
~~~
Manny: What's the answer to No. 1?
Tony: *turns* I'm your teacher
Manny: *flinches* WHY YOU NEXT TO ME!?
Tony: TO CATCH YOU CHEATING!
Manny: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA CHEAT!?
Tony: YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME! *rips his paper in half* F! Now call your dad again.
Manny: You make me do this every week! *takes out his phone* Dad?
Guy on the phone: I'm not to Papa! This Pizza Hut! Don't waste my time? What chu want?
Manny: Yeah, get me a large, supreme pizza-
~~~
(Manny sees Larry in his bed)
Manny: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BED!
Larry: TURN OFF THAT DAMN LIGHT!
Manny: Not until you get up!
Larry: I'M NOT PLAYING YO GAMES!
~~~
R
oy: This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you.
Manny: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WHEN I'M THE ONE DYING!
Roy: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
Manny: I really don't.
Roy: It's hurting my insides!
Manny: FUCK YO INSIDES!
~~~
Harry: Check for monsters!
Robin: Come on, you're 19... *Looks under his bed* AHHHHHHHH!
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHH!!
Robin: Is this last night's dinner?
Harry: Yeah, it was nasty!
Robin: SO YOU'VE BEEN WASTING MONEY! PEOPLE IN AFRICA ARE STARVING!
Harry: WELL GIVE IT TO THEM THEN! Cause you can't cook!
Robin: O.O
Manny, looking through the door: O.o
Robin: :'(
Harry: What!?-
~~~
Cashier: That shirt's not on your receipt.
Harry: I came in here with this shirt,,
Cashier: BUT WHERE'S YOUR RECEIPT!?
Harry: I DIDN'T GET THIS SHIRT HERE!!
Cashier: WHERE'S THE PROOF!?
Harry: THIS IS A GROCERY STORE!! YA'LL DON'T EVEN SELL CLOTHES HERE!!
Robin: Yeah about that, why does the grocery store look like a house?
~~~
T
ony:
Harry:
Tony: *whips his head around*
Harry: *confused*
Tony: WHY'RE YOU INTERRUPTING MY CLASS!?
Harry: WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
~~~
M
anny: I'm getting hungry
Robin: You still hungry!?
Manny: I didn't eat yet!
Robin: LIES! YOU JUST HAD THANKSGIVING LAST WEEK!
Manny: WE NEED FOOD EVERYDAY!
Robin: NAH, YOUR ASS JUST GREEDY!