Lucifer's Circus
Belphie: If we're a circus then Mammon is the clown
Where's the leak Mam: hello to you too asshole
MC: Mammon that NAME
Where's the leak Mam: i know i was proud of it
Ass hoe: If we're a circus, then i wanna be the lion
Ass hoe: MC can be my tamer ;)
MC: You'd make a better bearded lady
Ass hoe: excuse
The Reaper Leviathan: Mammon would definitely make a good clown
Beel: He's pretty good at juggling debt so its fitting
Where's the leak Mam: oi you two, them's fighting words
Satan: "them's"
Satan: My eyes are bleeding.
MC: Them've been worse
The Reaper Leviathan: Them'nt saying nothin wrong
Satan: Thanks! I hate it.
Ass Hoe: I'm bored.
Ass Hoe: @Levi @Belphie Let's go to the mall!~
Belphie: No.
The Reaper Leviathan: No way lol.
Ass Hoe: HA ya'll are cute.
Ass Hoe: I'm giving that picture of you two cuddling together to the school newspaper if you say no again.
Belphie: And? They'll think we're dating and congratulate us at worst. We're not so fragile that something like that would bother us.
The Reaper Leviathan: Yeah.
Ass Hoe: I know! But you forget, when they publish it, you're gonna get harrassed by the straight people who demand to know every little detail about same sex relationships for the rest of your high school career.
Ass Hoe: aka "so which one of you takes it up the ass?"
Belphie: Wow I love shopping.
The Reaper Leviathan: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Reaper Leviathan: This is cruelty.
FatherLucifer: Why are you taking the anti-social club to the mall?
Ass Hoe: I was really bored in class today and I started thinking about stuff, and eventually my mind wandered to
Ass Hoe: 'What would Levi and Belphie look like in clothes that actually fit them?'
Ass Hoe: So yeah imma just make them look cute instead of scraggly for once. With my own money, of course.
FatherLucifer: I fully support this endeavor.
The Reaper Leviathan: What
Belphie: Huh??
FatherLucifer: You both dress like slobs. It'd be a very good change of pace.
Belphie: I am
Belphie: Disgusted.
MC: I wanna go too
Belphie: nvm
The Reaper Leviathan: that wasnt shady at all
MC: Levi!!!!! I wanna see you in a suit!!!!!!
The Reaper Leviathan: but why tho
MC: You'd look cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Reaper Leviathan: hjesfmkj
Where's the leak Mam: um id look cute in a suit too
MC: Yeah but youre a model so I see you in nice outfits often
MC: But Ive never seen Belphie and Levi get dressed up
MC: Also, I need to get some face masks from Sephora
Ass Hoe: Meet up at the gazebo and we'll take a taxi.
Where's the leak Mam: :(
MC: Alright Mammon you can come too
MC: We'll take a seperate one together, sorry asmo
Ass Hoe: aww ok
Where's the leak Mam: :D
MC: ohnoheshot.jpg
MC: So um
MC: Turns out Levi's hot
Where's the leak Mam: oh please he looks like a butler
MC: In that case, he can be my Barbatos any day
The Reaper Leviathan: I don't,,,, know how to,,,,, respond,,,,,,, to that,,,,,,,,,
Ass Hoe: This is my finest work yet.
FatherLucifer: Indeed. I'm impressed. He just needs to fix his hair.
Ass Hoe: softboy.jpg
Ass Hoe: And here's Belphie in something a little more upscale.
Beel: Looks good :)
Belphie: This is decently comfortable ngl
MC: You look really nice
Belphie: Thanks
Where's the leak Mam: You look like a baby cow
Belphie: Thanks
MC: Im gonna with Mammon to Spencers while you guys pay
Ass Hoe: EW why are you going to Spencers?!
Where's the leak Mam: I need more weed socks.
Ass Hoe: Of course.
Ass Hoe: In that case, MC be a doll and grab me two boxes of condoms.
Where's the leak Mam: WHAT
Where's the leak Mam: ASMO DONT BRING MC INTO YOUR MISDEEDS
MC: I gotchu fam
Ass Hoe: Thanks boo I appreciate it
Where's the leak Mam: MC NO DONT TOUCH THEM
MC: BRUH I KNOW WHAT A CONDOM IS STOP ACTING LIKE IM 10
Where's the leak Mam: I CANT LET YOU GET TAINTED
MC: YOURE MAKING SOME VERY BOLD ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME HERE MAMMON
Ass Hoe: Wait.
Where's the leak Mam: WH
Where's the leak Mam: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN MC?
Where's the leak Mam: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??
Belphie: Why didn't you guys have that conversation verbally
The Reaper Leviathan: I'm more concerned about what MC meant by that.
Beel: Did Mammon catch MC yet?
Belphie: uhh they just ran past us so no
Belphie: We should probably do something.
Ass Hoe: Probably.
The Rea per Leviathan: Probably.
Belphie: I say we go to the food court.
Ass Hoe: Sounds good to me
The Reaper Leviathan: ^
Beel: get me something
MC: WOW THANKS FRIENDS
Where's the leak Mam: STOP RUNNING MC.
MC: I FE A R
Satan: So, it's been 3 hours.
Satan: I want a conclusion to that mall trip.
MC: Mammon caught me and we knocked over a mannequin in Nordstrom.
MC: Security escorted us out and we just kinda went back to my place and played video games.
Beel: Belphie brought me fries :D
Ass Hoe: The rest of us who stayed behind found a tattoo and piercing parlor.
FatherLucifer: Please tell me you didn't.
Ass Hoe: I got my belly button pierced.
Belphie: He cried it was funny.
Ass Hoe: Shut.
FatherLucifer: Well that's not so bad.
The Reaper Leviathan: I got one too.
Ass Hoe: Yeah he got a helix piercing
Ass Hoe: whyisleviattractivetoday.jpg
Ass Hoe: He picked out the snake earring.
Where's the leak Mam: yo thats tough
MC: daaamn Levi
Satan: I didn't think you were a piercing kind of person.
The Reaper Leviathan: I actually like them a lot, but I've been too afraid to go by myself to get one.
The Reaper Leviathan: I also want an eyebrow and tongue piercing.
Ass Hoe: Tongue? Oh?~
The Reaper Leviathan: No.
MC: I'll go with you to get the other piercings best friend!!
The Reaper Leviathan: Huh? Why?
MC: I support your interests.
The Reaper Leviathan: You sound like a loser.
MC: Ok never mind.
The Reaper Leviathan: Wait no I didnt mean it dont be mad
MC: I'll consider getting something with you :)
Where's the leak Mam: dont. you look fine as you are.
MC: Lol people dont get piercings because they dislike how they look Mammon
MC: But I appreciate that
Satan: I'd be down for a tattoo.
Beel: Same, but not any time soon.
Satan: Agreed. Maybe after college.
Satan: During my midlife crisis.
Ass Hoe: Mood
MC: Lmao Asmo I can see you with a tramp stamp
Ass Hoe: You know it
The Reaper Leviathan: I can picture Beel with tats because he looks like a mafioso, but I wouldnt expect you to want one Satan
Satan: I find minimalist tattoos charming.
Beel: Do I really look like a gang member?
Belphie: Absolutely not. Levi we fighting square up right now
The Reaper Leviathan: I already got my DS out
Ass Hoe: tf kinda fight is this
The Reaper Leviathan: A pokemon battle, duh.
Ass Hoe: Ah. My mistake.
Where's the leak Mam: nerds
Belphie: I dont wanna hear that from the man who follows MC around like a lost puppy because he cant admit his feelings
FatherLucifer: It really is an eye sore.
MC: I don't understand
FatherLucifer: We know.
Ass Hoe: I like how everyone regularly comes for Mammon's throat about this and MC still has no idea wtf is going on.
MC: UM YEAH explain??
Father Lucifer: Sigh.
Where's the leak Mam: sigh
Ass Hoe: Sigh
Beel: Sigh
Belphie: sigh.
Satan: Sigh.
The Reaper Leviathan: Sighh
MC: GUYS???