Me and my cousin were talking on the phone a couple days ago and I thought she said "got shot my a dog!" This is what I pictured in my mind:
Dog: *grabs machine gun* HEY HUMAN, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PUTING A LEASH ON ME!!! *shoots*
Caesar: (/0o0)/ IM SOOORRYYY IT'S THE LAW!!!
*pew pew pew*