Cleves: My life is over!
Howard: What?!
Cleves: Henry divorced me! Katheryn, I would take you with me to Hever, but...
Howard: Please, Anna, take me with you. I won't be a bother. Please!
Cleves: I can't. (The two women sit on one of the stairs). The King loves you. How can I deny him? Kitty, you have to stay here.
Howard: No...
Cleves: I will come whenever possible, and it's likely the King will die before you. Look at me, Katheryn Howard. You will be fine. When the King dies, you can join me at Hever. Okay?
Howard: Okay...
(Cleves and Howard begin clicking their fingers)
Cleves: Sitting here all alone
On a throne, in a palace I happen to own
Bring me some Pheasant
Keep it on the bone
Fill my goblet up to the brim
Sipping on mead and I spill it on my dress
With the gold lace trim
Not very prim and proper
Can't make me stop
I wanna go hunting, any takers?
I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres
Paid for with my own riches
Where my hounds at? Release the bitches
Howard: Woof
Cleves: Everyday
Head back for a round of croquet, yeah
'Cause I'm a player
And tomorrow I'll hit replay
You, you said that I tricked ya (tricked ya)
'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don't agree
So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can't stop me 'cause
I'm the Queen of the Castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
'Cause I'm the Queen of the Castle
Hello, Wattpad! How are you doing? Listen
When I get bored
I go to Court
Pull up outside on my carriage
Don't got no marriage (The other queens arrive)
So I have a little flirt with the Queen
As her lady takes my fur (Parr takes Cleves' jacket off. Cleves rests a hand on Howard's shoulder. The queens gasp)
As you were.
Cleves and Howard: Making our way to the dancefloor
Some boys making an advance
We ignore them
Cleves: 'Cause my jam comes on the lute (Howard places a hand on Cleves' shoulder)
Howard: Looking cute
Aragon, Boleyn, Seymour, Howard, Parr: Das ist gut
Cleves: All eyes on me
All: No criticism
Cleves: I look more rad than
All: Lutheranism
Cleves: Dance so hard I'm causing a sensation
Okay ladies, let's get in reformation
You, you said that I tricked ya
'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don't agree
So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can't stop me 'cause
I'm the Queen of the Castle
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
'Cause I'm the queen of the castle
Alright, Wattpad? Let me tell you a little secret
Now I'm not saying I'm a gold digger
But check my prenup and go figure
All: Got gold chains
Cleves: Symbolic of my faith to the higher power
All: In the fast lane
Cleves: My horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour
Let me explain
I'm a Wienerschnitzel, not an English flower
No one tells me I need a rich man
Doing my thing in my palace in Richmond
All: You, You said that I tricked ya
'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don't agree
So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can't stop, you can't stop me 'cause
Cleves and Howard: We're the queens of the castle,
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Cleves: Get down
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
'Cause I'm the queen of the castle!
So, Kitty, I'll come for you later, and-
Boleyn: That doesn't sound bad!
Cleves: You're wrong! Did you not hear about me flirting with the queen? Seriously?
Boleyn: So? You got your happy ending.
Cleves: No, I didn't. Now I want to dedicate this next song to my girlfriend. Hit it, Bessie!
Boleyn: No! You, Anna, are out of the running for the competition.
Howard: That's not fair.
Boleyn: Now, let's focus on the loss of my head.
Howard: Shut up, Boleyn! You think you are so high and mighty, but look here, you're not the only one to lose her head.
Cleves: I suggest you listen to Kitty if you're looking for trauma.
Boleyn: Oh, boo hoo! You, Kitty, had no trauma in your life! How about me? I had the trauma of abandoning my three-year-old daughter to a man who had no care for her and a Catholic!