A/N: HELLO MY GOOD CHILDREN!! :D I haven't updates anything in the longest of times and thought 'Oh Omegle! *puts on a creeper face* I've missed you baby!' So yeah and stuff....well I got the idea of 'HEY! Lets just say Obama in every sentence and see what happens! :D and well.......Omegle no me gusta.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: I'M THE PRESIDENT BITCH.
You: OBAMA
Message from Omegle: Obama? You deserve better. Why not Gary Johnson?
You: CARL
You: OBAMA
Message from Omegle: Dear user, please stop mentioning the word 'Obama'. We take offense to it. Thank You.
You: FUCK YOU
You: STEVEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: OBAMA
Message from Omegle: Obama? You deserve better. Why not Gary Johnson?
You: OBAMA
Message from Omegle: Dear user, please stop mentioning the word 'Obama'. We take offense to it. Thank You.
You: OBAMA
Message from Omegle: Stop.
You: OBAMA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(A/N: This time shit gets serious. ;D)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: HI! :D
Stranger: asl?
You: ~OBAMA~
Message from Omegle: Obama? You deserve better. Why not Gary Johnson?
You: OOOOBBBBBBAAAAAMMMMMMAAA
Message from Omegle: Dear user, please stop mentioning the word 'Obama'. We take offense to it. Thank You.
You: OOOHHH
Stranger: Johnson!
You: BBBBBAAAHHH
You: MMMMAAAAAH
You: HOLY SHIT YOU TOO? O_O
You: JOHNSON!?
You: WHO IS THIS FUCKER
You: NAY
You: OBAMA
Message from Omegle: Stop
You: HVCXJZTHFGHVC
You: OBAMA'S EGGS
Message from Omegle: Vote Garry Johnson. He won't blow up Iraq.
You: IN YER TOAST
Stranger: He'll remove income tax
You: ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON
You: WOLOLOLOLOLO
You: OBAMA
Message from Omegle: Stop saying the word 'Obama' now. It pisses us off.
You: YES OMEGLE GET PISSED OFF! >:D MWHAHYGFEDFTDGS
You: OOOOOBBBBAAAAMMMMMMAAAA
Message from Omegle: If you do not stop we will be forced to disconnect you. Thanks. Omegle.
You: LALALALAL
You: TTETETETET
You: OBAMA'S DOUBLE-D BOOBIES!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(A/N: *rolls around on the floor cackling* Well okay lets just move onto the usually weirdness now. :'D)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you believe in love?
You: Bacon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well Hi! :D
Stranger: HEy
Stranger: asl?
You: HOW ARE YOU DELICIOUS STRANGER!?
You: HVJCCF TYGXCFGDYCHD
You: IF YOU WERE LAYING UPSIDE DOWN.........I ASKED FIRST
You: HAH
You: HFDXZRGDBFCD
Stranger: Pretty tasty, uoi?
Stranger: you*
You: Oh I'm quite spoiled...........my dew date was last month. HURH.
You: THE BABIES NICE AND FRESH!!
You: YYYYEEEESSS
You: *licks foot*
Stranger: Ah, you're a troll aren't you ;)
You: I-I ........I'M HUMAN!!
You: YOU CAN'T DENY THIS HUMANOSITY! D:
You: *rubs my butt on the screen*
Stranger: I have a feeling you are a Youtube troll, or just a troll
You: So there are different races for trolls now eh?
You: HOW SEXIEST
You: FDHGWYH
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: HI! :D
Stranger: f?
Stranger: are you FEMALE
You: How art thou me dear pie? :D
You: I MIGHT BE
You: JVHCXFZTG
You: That all depends if your German or not.
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: no german here
You: I BE HITLER.
You: KING OF THE SQUIDS
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: DIE HITLER
You: HEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKE
Stranger: DIE
You: DIE POTATO
Stranger: D:
You: --NOT TODAY
You: *CLICK CLICK*
Stranger: no no no
You: INDEED INDEED INDEED
Stranger: it goes
Stranger: DIE POTATO
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: your right
You: WHY DID HITLER HAVE TO DIE!? D':
You: HE HAD SUCH BEAUTIFUL BOOBS
Stranger: O.O r u seri...... :'D
You: NYEHH THE NIPPLES!!!
You: THEY WERE SO FLAMBOYANT
You: LIKE CHEESE ON A CAT
You: OHOHOHOHO
Stranger: especially the left one
You: NO *HISS*
Stranger: ):D
Stranger: D:
Stranger: noooo
You: The l-left one had....... *shifty eyes*
You: DYSLEXIA
You: *GASP*
Stranger: OoO
You: we shall never speak of this again
Stranger: agreed
You: WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOz
You: LOWES
You: LOWES
You: Y U NO HAVE BLOOD RED AS A PAINT COLOR?
Stranger: no the the LOWES
You: I EVEN GAVE YOU A SAMPLE TO WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
You: BUT NNNOOO
Stranger: IM RELATED TO EDWARD COLAN
You: APPARENTLY YOU 'don't accept your bloody finger as a valid excuse'
You: GFYUDTFGVHB
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: I GTG BYEEEEE
You: I CLIMBED A TREE TODAY
You: DO-DOES THAT COUNT?
You: bye! :D
Stranger: :D
You: LOVE YOU
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOVE YOU TOOO
Stranger: BYEEEE
You: WOO!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi! :D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: help me
You: I LIKE CABBAGE! :D
Stranger: i used to
Stranger: but i have a really bad case of ghonorrea
Stranger: so now my genitals look like cabage
Stranger: and I don't like cabbage anymore
You: Oh well a good poop might fix that! :D
Stranger: you're disgusting
Stranger: more entertaining than most people on here though
You: Just shove a tree branch up your ass about 2.34579 feet in diameter and BOOM! INSTANT CRAP.
Stranger: I already moved past that size
Stranger: I need like a 2.36 now
You: Hmm.......well then you're going to have to resort to pan c 1/2..........
Stranger: those aren't very common though
You: *shifty eyes*
You: THE CRAYOLA BOX
Stranger: WHAT AR EYOU TALKING ABOUT
You: It's a terrible place and you must never go there.
You: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.
Stranger: good day likewise
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED
Stranger: 19/f x_O
You: JUST TO GET IT ALL UP, WHAT'S IN MY HEAD
You: HEYAYAYAYAYA
You: FEELING
You: A LITTLE PECULIAR
You: AND SO I WAKE IN EVERY MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE
Stranger: im from san fran caseli
You: JUST TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH
You: AND GET REAL HIGH
You: HEYAYAYYAYAYAYA
Stranger: & you?
You: WHAT'S GOING ON!?
You: AND I SAY
You: HEYAYAYAYAEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYAYYAYAYAYEYYEYEYEYEYEYE
You: WHATS' GOING ON!?
You: AND I CRY
You: --OH MY GOD I CRY!
You: I CRY ALL THE TIME!
You: IN THIS INSTITUTION!
You: AND HE PRAY!!
Stranger: hmm well I hav a video i just recordedp.. :)
You: --OH MY GOD I PRAY!
You: I PRAY EVERYDAY
You: FOR THIS REVOLUTION ON!!!
You: AND I SAY HEYYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAAYAYEYEYEYYEYEEYEYYE
Stranger: i am doin some very very nautghty things on it ;)
You: HEYYEYEYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYEYEYYEYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.