Ch 3
Lucifer & His 6 Kids plus mammon
Mam this is a wendys: im gonna ignore the chat name to give you all the news
Mam this is a wendys: campanall got fired, and i made a good buck off of that video. hahaha!
S8n: He lost his job and his life may potentially be ruined, all because Asmo decided to wear leather.
S8n: Heh.
Reaper Leviathan: rip in pieces campanell, never liked you lololol
MC: yall are horrible lmaoo
S8n: @assmo Did you ever get punished for that stunt?
Assmo: lol nah, administration took pity on me and said i was the victim
Assmo: I'm actually kinda glad they didn't say "well you shouldn't have been dressed like that"
MC: hell yeah, we dont victim blame in this house
Father Lucifer: Assmo, come see me in the Student Council Room after school. We will be discussing your punishment for violating the dress code.
Assmo: well fuck
Mam this is a wendys: yo luc did you hear the rumors about diavolo?
Father Lucifer: Hm?
Mam this is a wendys: There's word that he's got a lady friend.
Father Lucifer: I would hope he has acquaintances of the opposite gender.
Mam this a wendys: no, like a girlfriend. a special lady. a baby mama. a partner in crime. a bro with benefits.
Father Lucifer: I assure you that isn't true. I would've known about something as important as that.
Mam this is a wendys: but would you
Father Lucifer: ?
MC: Yeah he has a point. Diavolo might not have wanted you to know
S8n: Probably didn't want your work ethic to falter from jealousy
Father Lucifer: That's ridiculous. You lot love to try to get under my skin.
Belph: Trying? Id say its working pretty well
Belph: Hows it feel being the side chick?
Father Lucifer: Belphegor.
Belph: Gotta blast
DM: Lucifer & Diavolo
Lucifer: Have you heard the rumor mill?
Diavolo: That's a vague question, Lucifer.
Diavolo: I'm surprised to see you of all people interested in rumors.
Lucifer: sent a screenshot
Diavolo: Oh!
Diavolo: I did go out with my cousin the other day. People might have gotten the wrong idea.
Lucifer: I see.
Lucifer: I must admit, I am rather relieved.
Diavolo: If I were to get into a relationship, you'd be the first to know.
Diavolo: ....Though, you may as well be the closest thing I have to a relationship.
Lucifer: Should I be flattered?
Diavolo: :3
Thot Squad
Diavolo: I Am A Fool.
Diavolo: sent a screenshot.
MC: YES D IM SO PROUD OF YOU RN
Sims 3: "Should I be flattered"
Sims 3: Take a hint Lucifer, my God.
Assmo: The world isn't ready for this power couple.
Diavolo: I genuinely don't know what my next move should be.
MC: Ask him out????
Assmo: Or bed him.
Sims 3: Or both.
DM: Lucifer & Assmo
Lucifer: I need your opinion.
Assmo: ? This is new
Lucifer: What do I do if have feelings for someone that I shouldn't?
Thot Squad
Assmo: sent a screenshot
MC: no way
Diavolo: ...
DM: Lucifer & Assmo
Assmo: Why do you ask?
Lucifer: I've been... confused, as of late.
Lucifer: I shouldn't feel this way, as a professional
Assmo: Take a breather, Luc
Assmo: There's nothing wrong with having feelings imo
Assmo: However, what you choose to do with them are what really matters.
Lucifer: What I choose to do with them?
Assmo: You can pursue them, or vent using them, create art from them, repress them, let them go, etc.
Assmo: Though I don't recommend repression. Its not healthy
Lucifer: I understand.
Lucifer: Thank you Asmodeus, for listening.
Assmo: np! But who is this lucky person?
Lucifer: Sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service.
Assmo: r00de
Thot Squad
MC: Asmo get back here before Diavolo throws himself off the roof.
Diavolo: I'm not in hysterics.
Sims 3: Yet.
Assmo: back.
MC: well??
Assmo: well what
MC: did he say he liked Diavolo??????
Assmo: He pretended his number was out of service when I asked.
Diavolo: Sounds like Lucifer.
Sims 3: His eyes are twitching, give us good shit assmo
Assmo: Luc wanted to know what he should do if he's catching feelings
Assmo: I told him don't panic and make a rational plan as to what he wants to do with his feelings, in essence.
MC: that all?
Assmo: pretty much yeah
MC: Hear that D? Hes into you!!!!!!!
Diavolo: Where exactly did he say that?
MC: he didnt but its obvious
MC: He was worried about "professionalism", remember?
Diavolo: He's always professional.
Sims 3: He would kiss your feet if you asked.
Assmo: on top of being a total ass kisser.
Diavolo: We don't know if he was talking about me.
MC: D, youre my dear friend, but if you dont get your shit together
Diavolo: MC, have you forgotten when he took an interest in you?
MC: wh
Assmo: oh i remember
Sims 3: Um????? Bring me up to speed here????????
MC: me too pls
Assmo: Lucifer wanted to date you MC
Assmo: you rejected him?????
MC: WHAT
MC: WHEN
Assmo: LAST YEAR? SPRING FORMAL? HE ASKED YOU TO THE DANCE??
MC: I THOUGHT HE WAS PRACTICING ON ME TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE?????
Assmo: MC YOU STUPID BITCH
MC: AGH
Diavolo: Wow.
Sims 3: MC you broke THE Lucifer's heart? You really are the leader of the thot squad
MC: WAIT NO
Assmo: anyway, ignoring MC shoving themself into a clown costume
Assmo: What does that have anything, D?
Diavolo: He could still be interested them.
Diavolo: He might not know what to do because he was rejected once, so he knows MC wants to stay friends.
Assmo: So that's what this is about.
Assmo: You're misreading it D, I'm telling you.
Diavolo: I won't take that wager right now.
MC: Do i apologize to Lucifer or???????
Sims 3: DO NOT
Sims 3: That's a can of worms we shouldnt open
Assmo: Agreed.
MC: hhhhhhhhhh