Ch. 1
Lucifer & His 7 Kids
MC: Guys
MC: I left mammon behind in Dennys and now he won't talk to me
Levi: lol whyd you leave him behind
MC: I wanted him to foot the bill bc I payed for pizza last week
MC: Also he ate my pumpkin spice pancake puppies and I just couldn't deal with that man
Beel: Why are you eating puppies? Thats too far...
Hail Satan: I can't believe Mammon is skulking around my yard because he didn't feel like paying for his date.
Mammary: IT WASN'T A DATE
Mammary: WHY IS MY NAME MAMMARY
Levi: lmao and i oop
MC: Mammary stop being mad at me pls I need you
MC: I dont kno where I'd be without you
MC: If I didn't have someone to take the blame for the shit I do
Mammary: smd
MC: kk
Mammary: wait
BelBelphine: Wait Mammon why are you in Satan's yard
Mammory: he wouldnt let me inside
Hail Satan: I didn't want tears on my new beanbag chair.
Levi: kin
MC: I'm cryinf
Mammary: at least i dont look like regina george
Hail Satan: At least my mother didn't name me after a titty.
MC: HBJESJS
Mammary: THHAT WAS LEVI YOU WORM
Father Lucifer: No. That was me.
Mammary: ive never been so disgusted in my entire life.
Father Lucifer: Ok Mammary.
MC: It really be ya own dad huh
Father Lucifer: I didn't ask for him.
BelBelphine: Lucifer once tried to return Mammon but Walmart said they dont give refunds after 30 days
Mammary: i
Beel: I wanna go to walmart
Beel: They have a Subway there and i'm hungry.
Beel: Belfie lets go
BelBelphine: k
MC: Beel of all places to go eat
MC: Why do you want Subway from Walmart
Beel: Adventure.
MC: Understandable have a nice time.
MC: Not you tho Belf
MC: I hope Hallmark Santa eats you
BelBephine: Why would you want Beel to vore me?
MC: NO
Amsopolitin: i heard we were discussing vore~
Hail Satan: Our local demon has been summoned from the second circle of Hell.
Asmopolitin: Wow! Just imagine what it must feel like to be vored by Beel
Hail Satan: You need an exorcism.
Father Lucifer: Or a crucifixion.
Hail Satan: Ew don't piggyback off of me.
Levi: GUYES guYS
Levi: MY PREMIUM EDITION RURI-CHAN FIRGURINE CAME
Levi: SHE HAS HER OWN TEA SET AND ULTRA RARE FLEXIBLE MAID COSSTUME TO PERFORM HER DUTIES TO THE FULLEST EXTENT
Levi: loveofmylife.jpg
MC: Thats the biggest thigh gap ive ever seen
MC: What have they done to her bones
Mammary: lmao bitch built like a tooth from the waist down
Levi: DIE NORMIES
Levi: THE FORUMS ARE GONNA CRUCIFY YOU TWO
Hail Satan: Can they crucify the degeneracy out of you while they're at it?
Levi: CHOKE
Mammary: so can someone make lucifer change my name back please?
Levi: nO
MC: no
Hail Satan: No.
Asmopolitin: No!~
BelBelphine: Nope.
Beel: not unless I get food outta it.
Father Lucifer: I love democracy.
Mammary: i hate all yall