a/n: update, i'm still crying over David Bowie
WARNINGS: cursing 😳
JAEDEN
• it took him,, an entire DAY to figure out
• literally had no idea
• you were so smug about it, like you had gotten away with murder
• then Wyatt had to ruin everything
• "I'm surprised you haven't taken down the post yet."
• cue Jae being confused
• "What post?"
• OH SHIT
• "You know, the one Y/n posted from your account?"
• gotta blast
• as soon as he read it he burst into tears laughing
• "th-thEreS a SnaKe iN mY BoOt!!"
• you sat there so shocked
• you thought he'd be mad or something but nope, he was literally rolling on the floor laughing
• everyone knew it was you so it wasn't like he had to make a public announcement
• "Oh my god I love you."
• now he wants to hack your account
• oh boy
WYATT
• found out right away
• nothing can get past him, he saw you on his phone and immediately knew something was up
• he first checked his texts, then his calls, then his twitter, and then finally his instagram
• "WHAT THE HELL IS A SNART?!?"
• "BAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
• you started BAWLING
• clutching your stomach and everything
• he was so bewildered
• "ITS A SNEEZE AND A FART HAHAHAH!!"
• poor boy is embarrassed :(
• "Y/n what if Netflix sees that.."
• "Then they'll be like hmmm, this girlfriend of yours is quite intelligent, she's hired!"
• "Not how it works babe."
• "Isn't that how you got into Shake It Up?"
• "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!"
• he starts plotting his revenge
FINN
• he noticed his phone was blowing up and it was on YOUR side of the bed
• "Y/n can I see my phone?"
• you already forgot, too lost in Joe Keery's eyes as he scooped ice cream on the tv
• "Sure..."
• he scrolled through and noticed all these likes and comments, so he quickly clicked on his page to find a picture he didn't recall posting
• "Umm Y/n....what is this?"
• you quickly paused stranger things and glanced at him, then noticing the picture you blushed
• "UH NOTHING-"
• "I mean...the transformer was pretty thicc tho.."
• "FINN!!!"
• he then left you to be with the transformer
• jk he just ditched his phone and cuddled into you
• "I won't leave you as long as you won't leave me for Joe."
• "No promises."
JACK
• "What about my swagger? I know i'm swaggalicious. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!??"
• he was on the phone with Finn
• he didn't understand why Finn was talking to him about swag but then again he rarely knows the reasoning behind any of the things Finn does
• you were off to the side, cackling evilly as the conversation continued
• "Does my mom know? Dude she birthed me, she knew the second I was BORN that I was swag."
• yea um he doesn't find out
• it's now a bet to see if he will
• my moneys on he won't
CHOSEN
• was so confused as to why you were laughing
• nothing was funny ?? y'all were just sitting together
• you told him to check his ig and when he did he was s h o o k
• "Tell me why I read that with an australian accent.."
• "CHOSEN-"
• he isn't really upset, he actually finds it pretty funny
• plus everyone knows it isn't him so, not like he should be embarrassed or anything
• "Finn does kinda look like a frog."
• "I KNOW RIGHT!!"
• ah i love Chosen
SOPHIA
• tbh she knew the moment you took her phone
• she doesn't care though, she was curious as to what you would come up with
• "I actually did step in dog shit."
• "I'm a god."
• she scrolls through the comments with you laughing at how they all assumed it was you
• "How did you know??"
• "It's just us gays, we have intuition."
• gays unite