"Make one more short joke, and your kneecaps will pay the price."
"I swear to god if you ask me if I'm having a manic episode, I'm going to shove a spork in your throat!"
"Everything is better in leather."
"Have I watched The Nightmare Before Christmas ten times within a span of four days? Yes. Am I gonna stop? Nope!"
"Oh please, daddy wishes he was as cool as me!"
"Touch my song writing journal and it'll be the last thing you'll ever touch."
"I-I don't know! I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm-I'm just a mess, I'm a fucking mess and I'm falling apart and I-I-I don't know why!"
"Just do what I always do: find the schoolyards biggest bully and kick his teeth in."
"Don't. Just don't. I haven't had my coffee yet and I can't function properly without it so whatever you're gonna say, don't."
"I blackmailed my principal in middle school. Sooooo I think I'm ready for adulthood."
"That's not what your mom said to me last night!"
"I-I'm fine. Perfect. Fantastic. Fabulous. Fantabulous. I'm rambling, aren't I?"
"I'll sleep later, I'm busy."
"The new meds ain't helping. I mean, helping only by making me lose weight. Because I keep bringing everything up if I take those meds."
"Did you...did you just lock me in my own room?! What the fuck?! I need to come with you, damnit!"
"I'm never dating. Ugh. That's, like, wayyyyy too much responsibility."
"Can I just...not go to school? Please? I...I can't go. I-I just want to sleep and never wake up."
"I don't want to sleep. Whenever I sleep, I-I see IT. I-I can't sleep, I won't, I don't care, I can't take this anymore..."
"Eh, if you think I look bad, you should see the other guy!"
"I'm a Loser now. Bound to happen at some point. But that just proves how I'm never going to leave your side. We're in this together."