Hermitcraft Oneshots and AUs...

By Cramsalesman

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Drabbles (900- words), oneshots (1,000+ words), and short stories (4,000+ words), centered around the venture... More

A/N
Angst-Depressed Grian.
Lamb to the slaughter (Part One)
Lamb to the Slaughter (Part Two)
Songfic/cliffhanger-Its Goin' Down
Lamb to the Slaughter (Part Three)
crack-Hide & Seek
Lamb to the Slaughter (Part Four)
Female!Grian AU
Help
Crack-Tango V.S. Grian
angst/darkshot-That Christmas
Notes: Lamb to the Slaughter
Crack/whump-I'm a werewolf? I accuse Ren!
Thank you
crack-Bi or European?
Rehabilitate and Adapt (NOTES AND PREVIEW)
R&A (Part One)
Lamb to the Slaughter (Part Five)
APDG AU
I take it back
Angst-Bad Wels (he's actually Hels)
Notes: R&A-Character Backstory
Cleo: R&A-BS
R&A (Part Two)
concept-The Odd New World
IMPORTANT (R&A)
concept-I'm back (Oneshot)
angst/whump/concept-UNDEAD
Be safe guys.
R&A (Part Three) The Scatterbrained two.
Darky introduces himself. With a dark one-shot.
Hey
crack/angst-Haunting
angst/minor fluff-Take a break!
crack-A... Blue sweater?
angst-When the cookie crumbles.
crack-Robot Grian and others.
angst/crack/concept-The URAO's
crack-Pay attention to them, curse you!
Explorer ship AU
Happy Halloween!
Concept-ExplorershipAU
Quick thingy
concept/drabble-The Triplets
new profile pic...
Random Angst. Like I forgot about this entirely until now.
angst/concept-What does it all mean?
???-Trapdoor Spider
songfic/angst/happy ending-Rewrite the Stars
crack-A Terrible Regionmate
Origin
Origin 2
angst-Mumbo, you did a big oof.
On the subject of 'Mumbo, you did a big oof':
A N G S T-Take care of Jellie.
angst-Please don't tell anyone.
angssst-Isolated.
angst-Mumbo, you did a big oof 2.
Personal Take of the lore of the W.L.O.
another poll
concept/crack/???-It's complicated.
angst-Stop caring about me so much.
angst-Just another night.
Saf (Oneshot. Ignore the name.)
concept-Chaos with builders and redstoners.
angst-The deal.
concept-The Unique Storm Chasing Experience
angst-I have no clue what to name this (Oneshot)
??-I don't exactly HAVE a name, but call me... *Looks at scars* Scar! Creativep
angst/???-ᒷ ̇/!¡ᒷ∷╎ᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ᒷ ̇/
new book!
crack-Mr.Chainsaw and Co.
concept/soulmate au-A Guardian Demon.
Someone help my recommendations on here...
angst/crack-Bragging Rights
angst-Nothing Good
concept-Falling and Landing
List of requests
Angsty Cat Boi's. -GoldWitherPhoenix1, 2020
Don't You Just LOVE It When... {A/N}
A/N
Angst/Darkshot-Nightfall
Angst/????-Gone
Crack-Message History
???-Of the nightlings
Angst-خطأ فادح
Crack-if ya know what this oneshot is about tell me because i have no clue
au-Break out
au/darkshot?/kinda.gore-I renamed this because it was misleading-
AU/darkfic/songfic-September
AU/no real genre-Salty Grian and Irritated Scar
Fluff/whump-Icy Willow
Angst/request/drabble-Wait!
fluff/request/drabble/??-But I thought you didn't care
request/fluff/wholesome/drabble-Scar decides he really likes Doc
Angst/#evilcinnamonbuns-We trusted you
??/songfic-Interlude IV
Wholesome-Fruit Punch
Angst-Death Bed
Angst/drabble-Ichor of Life
Angst/HappyEnding-It wasn't your fault

songfic/angst-The other side.

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By Cramsalesman

Third Person

The door swung open and a creeper hybrid strolled into the room. Throwing a diamond onto the counter, the bartender began to make his regular.

He sat on the seat next to the ragged-coated player known as Doc, was Scar.

Doc was given his drink and he turned to Scar "Right here, right now, I'll put the offer out."

A strange look from Scar.

"I don't want to chase you down; I know you see it!" Doc flipped a pencil in his hand with that statement.

"You run, with me, and I can cut you free."

A scoff from Scar.

Doc waved at the bartender. "Out of the treachery, I'm all you keep in!"

The bartender slid Scar a new drink, and he chugged it.

"So trade that typical, for something colorful!" Doc hopped off his chair.

Doc put a hand on the table. "And if its crazy, live a little crazy! You can play it sensible, a plan old conventual, or you can risk it all and see......"

Doc jumped on the counter, denying the mutters to not get on the bar from the bartender.

"And don't you wanna get away from the same old part ya got to play, 'cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride, it'll take ya to the other side!"

'Cause you can do like you do, or ya can do like me! Stay in the cage or finally take the key! Suddenly, your free to fly! It'll take you to other side!" He made eye contact with Scar

Scar said sharply as he stood up "Okay, my friend, you want to cut me in? Well I hate to tell ya, but it just won't happen." There was a sigh of relief from the bartender.

"So thanks, but no. I think I'm good to go, cause I quite enjoy the life you say I'm trapped in." Scar walked up to the window and looked out it, hands behind his back.

"Now I admire you, and that whole military thing you do, you're onto something, really its something." The bartender muttered "Doubt it."

Scar chuckled "But I live in the swells, and we don't get our boots dirty. Ill have to leave that up to you..."

Scar whipped around and jumped onto a table, his eyes narrowing at Doc. "Don't you know I'm okay with this uptown part I get to play, I got what I need. I don't need to take the ride... I don't need to see the other side!"

"So go and do like you do, I'm good to do like me, I ain't in a cage so I don't need to take a key! Oh, damn, can't you see I'm doin' just fine? I don't need to see the other side!"

Doc sighed, rubbing his nose as Scar drank more "Is this really like how you would like to spend your days, whisky and misery, and parties and plays?"

Scar glared at him "If I ran with you, I'd be the talk of the town, disgraced and disowned, another one of the soldiers!"

"But you would finally live a little laugh, the freedom to dream, and would wake you up, cure your aching, break down walls and build 'em! That seems like a deal to me, but I'll leave that up to you..." He paused, waiting for the answer.

Neither of them was aware, but the bartender was watching tensely, waiting to see what would happen.

"Well, its intriguing, but to go would cost me greatly." The bartenders face was stricken with horror "Scar-" Scar whipped towards the bartender "Cub! My business, not yours!"

He turned back to Doc and stated "So what percentage of the base would be I be taking?" Cub was staring at his hands rather shook.

Doc whittled his pencil "Far enough, you would want a piece of the action. Id give you seven, we could shake and make it happen!"

Scar laughed darkly "I wasn't born yesterday, eighteen would be just fine."

Doc flipped the pencil again "Why don't you just go ahead and ask me for nickels on the dime!"

Scar got in Docs face, both ignoring Cub staring at them in horror "Fifteen!"

"Maybe eight."

"Twelve!"

"Nine!"

Scar stood on his toes to get right in Docs face "Ten."

Doc smiled and they shook hands, walking out of the building.

Cub knew what this meant. Scar had left him for a different business. He stumbled over to the door and saw they where already gone. He pressed his back against the wall and slid down it, beginning to cry.

He hadn't even said goodbye. Why had he left? Scar knew he would be too busy to talk with him.

Cub pulled his legs into a hug and sobbed.

He made a decision. If a player does something that would kill them on purpose, its auto-permadeath. Xisuma had tried to disable it after the... incident. But the void wouldn't let him.

He never thought he'd be grateful for that setting.

After crying himself out, he walked out of the building and activated his elytra, flying towards the nearest ocean. The wind fought against him, but he pushed onwards. As he flew over the ocean, he purposely deactivated his elytra and dropped.

He hit the water, the bubbles rising around him as he sunk. After a moment, his lungs began to beg for him to breath.

He inhaled the water. As his vision blurred, he saw someone hit the water after him and begin to swim after him. A gloved hand brushed his, and the world went black.

He just wanted to go to the other side...

Who do ya'll think it was that is there?

And idk if he lives or not. Up to you guys. Scars a bit of a asshole in this, I know.

But it was necessary for the plot and all, blah blah blah.

Anyways, bye guys!

Cramsalesman and Darky OUT!

Word count 995

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