" garama garam margherita Mashroom Pizza, jiske ander ghula hua caramalised onions...Ummmm.... Aaj lag raha ki man ke ander ka Rajesh apne pooch utake dandiyaa khel raha....
Bagal mein Laxmi ke pasand ka mast french fries bhi... cheese mayonnaise mein dooboke bularahe mujhe ki ander leloo.... Aur Punya paaloo....
Yaha adrak wali chaiiiiii.....
Aaj toh shaam banadiii Phoolan tune... Raat ko woh sharmaji ke yaha se parate mast makkan maarke aur chicken...."
He stopped seeing Naina's red nainas... visualising his state if she roasts him on the stove with mixed peper n chilly flakes,
Would he look like a Chinese dish with olives plus pineapple as toppings ????
Pooja - " abee, Bhains ka wallpaper,
Apne incognito mode se Bahar aa aur sunle ki yeh alarm kyaa bol rahi...
Kabse ek hi baat pe snooze karti baiti he ki iske sim card ka owner Rajveer he...."
She said smacking Huda's head...making him step out from his dreamy khana world...
Huda taking a slice of pizza,
" Iska kyaa he Punjaban!!!
Wahi bolegi ki mere Patidev ka naam Rajveeeeeeeeeeeeee...." then again looking at ballooned Naina's cheeks,
" Eeer he.... Aage ka peeche ka story hi nahi bol rahi..."
Pooja - " yeh toh dhang ka what's app ki tune... Oyeee
Missed call idhar aaja...aur firse call Kar..
Aaj Kal calls ka duration bhi Kum ki he 20 seconds Tak...
Is baar theekh se utale tu Bhains ka caller tune..."
She said making Naina sit on the chair with proper support...
Naina taking a deep breath, mentally prepared herself to display her Oxford House of knowledge....
Huda - " Phoolan tu konse pandit jii ke muhrat ka wait Kar rahi bol na jaldii...warna Mera pizza thanda hoga...."
He said moving his fingers towards pizza only to earn a slap from Pooja...on his back palm..
Naina grabbing the pillow kept on the sofa,
" Capt. Shekhavat ka poora naam Capt. Rajveer Singh Shekhavat he..."
She said looking extremely down as if trying to dig herself below the floor...
Huda - " ismein konsii nayi baat he..." stuffing three french fries in once,
" Capt. Shekhavat ka naam Rajveer hua toh..
Tera naam bhi toh Naina Singh Bahluwalia he...."
Naina - " Huda, tu samajh kyun na Raha...
Rajveer he uska naam..."
Pooja jumping in middle holding Naina's hand,
" Kyaa ring Kar rahi tu..
Capt. RV Shekhavat Matlab Capt. Rajveer Singh Shekhavat???.."
asked with a hawwww expression...
Naina matching her emotions,
" Wahi Maine kaha uske naam Rajveeeeer he..."
Pooja - " Rajveer he!!!!..."
She smacked herself trying to make herself believe...
Huda getting seriously irritated with two girls weird talks to be precise not allowing him to peacefully have his third breakfast, stood up and sat between these two, holding both in his arms...
" Jananiyaan sunder hoti he, bahot mehnati bhi yeh toh mummiji see suna tha Maine...
Lekin aaj suchmein mujhe yakeen hogaya ki...."
Pooja - " ki hum dono smart models he..."
She said getting over excited...
Huda caressing her hairs, said with a sweet smile,
" Nahi...bilkul nahi...
Tum do toh bilkul akal ke dushman ho...kyaa he tum do ka tabse Rajveer ka naam liya jaarahe..." with a slight high pissed tone,
" Bande ka naam Rajveer he...
Toh ismein burayi kyaa? Konsa terrorist niklaa woh...
Hadh he yaar, aaj lag raha ki Ekta ka drama live dekh Raha main...."
Pooja with a enlightened feeling, held Huda's hand,
" Tune aaj perfect dm kiya... Waise Missed call uska naam Rajveer hua toh Tere handset ka konsa damage hone wala he..."
Naina - " Damage hone Wala nahi hogaya he Poo... "
Huda - " Matlab "
Asked with a tensed tone...
Pooja - " Tu na theekh se what's app Kar warna hum group exit karenge... "
She tried to blackmail Naina who was simply wasting their precious time...
Naina - " Ranveer..."
She whispered..
Huda - " Uska Shaadi ho chuki he Phoolan, woh bhi Meri phool jaisi Deepika see..."
He sighed cursing his fortune... why it has to be always him who have to kurban his love of life to someone else...
Phehle Aishwarya fir Kareena Anushka Deepika...sub haath se jaarahe I mean Huda ke life se, He started counting...
O Teri Phoolan ko toh list mein add hi na ki, he shook his head in disbelief..
Pooja in flow, said sadly,
" Aur uski koyi film bhi nahi aaraha is week, toh dekhne jaane ka baat hi nahi banta..."
Naina - " Guys Maine Capt Shekhavat ko Capt. Ranveer Singh Shekhavat samjha tha naa ki Rajveer Singh Shekhavat..."
Huda started laughing loudly, literally pushing Pooja on the floor, startling the blue colored vase kept on the table,
" Tumne hum ko yaha Tak bulaya yeh batane ke liye?
Aur ismein Naya baat kyaa he, yahi ki Rajveer ka naam tune Ranveer samjha?
Tu har kisiki naam ki dushman he,
Yaad he tujhe phoolan, jab hum mile the poore 6 mahine tune mujhe sirf Amar ke jagah Sameer bulati thi..."
Pooja - " mujhe toh Nisha kehke ping karti yeh... Pooja ke jagah..."
She joined Huda in counting Naina's harkat...
Naina - " Haan toh... Meri bachpan ka problem he I can't remember names..
Joh rehta he usmein se hi bulaleti hu, hasne wali kyaa baat he ismein...
Naam hi toh he,Tera naa sahi kisi dusre ka.."
She rotated her face in North direction hiding it from two shaitans of her life...
Huda and Pooja in Union shouted,
" Rajveer ho Ranveer...
Ismein sochne wali baat kyaa he... Naam hi toh he..."
Said making her temper rise like fountain as it will fall within few seconds too...
Naina - " Aaraghhh...
Tum do ka main karun kyaa?
Samajh kyun na rahe?
Char hafta hua humari shaa...." pausing to take a quick breath, she inhaled her so called brilliance, and changed the route of topic,
" Char hafta hua main uske ghar mein reh rahi... Ek hi chat ke neeche... Uske maujudagi mein jisne mere mang mein sindoor bhare yeh Tak Bina dekhe ki main dikhti kaisi hu...
Hu kaun..."
Huda joining his palms in a funny manner,
" Haan sahi bolaa tune Phoolan,
Dekha Tak nahi... Ki tere shakal bander jaisi he ki na...
Jisne dekha woh toh bhagh Gaya...I mean kahi club mein devdas banke ghoom raha hoga..."
He said sarcastically, in empty tummy...
Pooja lifted her hand and kept on Huda's shoulder asking him to shut his precious mouth for few more minutes, and asked Naina to continue her part of theorem. .
Naina - " I know tum do ko yaa u kahun subko lagta hoga ki main kitna pagal hu joh us insaan ke peeche bhagh rahi jisne mudke dekha Tak nahi mujhe..
Haan main galat hu...
Bawli hu, joh joh tum log soch rahe woh sub hu...
Kyaa kisiko pyaar karna galat he?..." looking at Pooja,
" Tu bol...tujhe bhi Ali se pyaar he na..
Waise hi Maine Abhi se Kiya tha.. tum mili bhi thi usase...Bhai toh jaante bhi the usko.... Kyaa Mera pyaar galat tha Poojii..."
She asked taking hiccups not getting enough strength to hold back.her pain...
Huda hugged her from behind, calming her down a little,
" Pyaar kabhi galat na hota he Phoolan...naa hi woh insaan...
Galti na woh hoti he joh har koyi karta he, pyaar mein dooba hosh khoya aashiq..."
Pooja moved her hand on Huda's elbow now asking him share his Gyan with Naina..
Huda - " Aankh band karke vishwas joh karte he hum log yeh galat hota he...
Haaan main maanta hu ki har rista ke neev vishwas hota he...
Lekin kyaa tune joh Kiya woh sahi tha???..." picking her wrist, moving his fingers on mutilated mark,
" Yeh karte wakth sirf wahi yaad tha tujhe jisne saans cheen li kuch pal ke liye?
Woh yaad na raha joh saansein le bacha bacha Kar leraha, taaki Tere liye zinda Bache... Woh Banda yaad na aaya tujhe jisne saansein lena sikhaya...
Naveen Bhai ka kyaa Naina???..."
He asked looking at the pic of NaVeer hanging on the wall...balancing his tears, filled in his eyes ..
Naina turned back to him, crying loudly in his arms.... not knowing how to respond...
By this time, Pooja too joined them in a group hug, feeling blessed to have such of beautiful bond of relations...
Huda kissing their head, who were carelessly standing taking support of his large heart,
" Joh dhaga uljha he na riston ka.. dilonka..
Woh na tujhe hi suljhana hoga Phoolan..
Har kisika Dil yaha ghayal he, toota hua he.. kuch ka toh khaali he..
Aapne dard ko dekhogi royegi toh sirf ankhein aansu mein dhundla honge..
Dusronko bhi dekhna phirae seekh, jaise phehle dekha karti thi... Har jagah khushiyaan laane ki utsav manane ki tayyari karti woh Phoolan ko na firse zinda Kar tu..tab dekh sub sahi hoga.."
He said glaring at the pic especially eyeing at Rajveer's face...
Pooja wiping Naina's tears,
" Iske liye phehle apna handset mein joh cliche he usko nikal.ke fek..
Storage clear Kar...."
Huda pushing the both on couch attacked the whole.box of pizza, stuffing one slice in his mouth,
" Ab bol yeh Tere Ranveer ka chakkar kyaa he??..."
Naina felt light hearted plus headed after this long pravachan by Shri Huda Maharaj, and with a smile started narrating her pov..
" Mujhe ek dum sa ajeeb lag raha he Huda ki Maine us insaan ka naam Tak na theekh se jaana joh mere Bhai ke liye..."
Huda showing her his palm,
" Please Phoolan...phirse chaalu nahi hona.
Pak gaya main...
Pooja - " main bhi..." chirped loudly ..
Naina - " Ok. Nahi bolungi..
Main uski saath rahi itne din, uska har ek baat ko note kiya ki aata jaata kitne baje he..karta kyaa he.. konsa meeting he uska. Gaadi konsa le jaayega..
Har ek chese .."
She narrated with a bit excited tone .
Huda - " Jab kisika band bajana he na Phoolan tab yeh sub karna padhta he..
Koyi mauka choda tune usko ki chain ka saans le...
Khana bhi tbeekha order kardi parsoo ki bechara washrroom se Bahar nahi aaya...
Uper se tune paani band kardi..
Kabhi socha he bande ka haal kyaa hoga.."
He hopped on Naina through words getting deeply wounded by her acts..
Pooja - " Hawwwwww. .
Yeh sub kyaa he??
Tune mujhe forward Tak nabi Kiya..."
There another whispered with broken heart..
Huda - " Abee ,
Mobile ke dukaan phir tujhko woh mandir Wala kaand bhi na pata hoga..."
He said displaying Naina's pranks like a teacher complaining to a parent ..
Pooja - " konsa wala??..."
Huda - " Jismein Isne toh uske socks mein kaale rang daaldiya tha..."
Pooja - " Haan toh usmein kyaa hua??..."
Huda - " Kyaa hua ??
Uske toh swargwas hota... Iske wajah se jaha jaha Chala woh waha pair ke nishan aaye kaale wale...
Uper se woh mandir Chudail Shanti ki thi...
Baaki ka tu samajhle..."
He threw a pillow at Naina which directly kissed her nose...
Naina - " Aauchhhhh... Huda..
Bachcha banna band kar..."
She scolded him rubbing her nose.
Pooja smacking Naina's head for a change,
" Bachcha won nahi tu bani he Naina..
Usne tujhe zindagi..." pausing a little, imagining the further drama will play of she continues her sentence,
" Rajveer ne aakhir Kiya kyaa joh tu itna chidi huii he unse?
Yeh bol phehle..."
Naina - " Yahi ki usne..."
Stopped not getting valid answers for the questions....
Huda - " Yeh lo, isko yeh Tak na pata ki khud aise Kar hi kyun rahi...
Ek baat samajhle aur apne ander fit karade phoolan,
Tujhmein yeh khud ko lekar chid he Woh Jabrele ko leke joh bbi he..usko tu aise bachkani harkatonse Capt. Shekhavat pe niakl nahi sakti...
Hadh hoti he yaar... "
He said in a serious tone..scaring the great Phoolan Devi...
Pooja - " Naina ho kyaa Gaya he tujhe..
itnaa bhi na bigaad apne handset ko ki replace hi na karpaaye..."
Naina in a low tone, with a puppy face,
" Lekin Maine ton rok dii he yeh sub karna..
Bahot din bhi hogaye... Jabse Bhai ne bola Abhi ko bhool.jaavu aur Ranveer ko tang na karun Maine kuch na ki he Pooji...
Huda ki Kasam..."
She said with complete honesty...keeping her hand on Huda's head..
Huda gulping his khoon ke aansu,
" Phoolan, Maine tujhko ek baar propose ki jiska badla tu mujhse pichle char saal see le rahi... Woh Kum tha ki aaj tune..
Meri kasam khaa bhi li..."
He muttered... Holding his heart...
Naina - " Suchmein Huda,
Main toh Ranveer ke brush gel shampoo shirt pillow ghadi kuch bhi nahi touch karti hu...
Aaj subahh toh uske haath ko Maine dressing bhi ki...chot lagi thi na use..."
She said with a broad smile...like a second standard kid with two pony tail...
Huda rotating around the table,
" Yaar Phoolan...
Tu jaanti he na...main bilkul.yakeen nahi karta Tere baat pe, jabse tune Meri setting us Mohini se karvayi he..."
His expression changed into something too horrible...
Pooja controlling her laughter,
" Wahi na jisne tujhe teen din Tak apne room mein bandkar rakha... Zindagi bharki Teri energy noch li?.."
She made him remember the horror movie of his life...that too without any mobile terms...
Naina still sticking to her point,
" Maine Ranveer ko uske room Tak lautadii...fir bhi usne liya nahi... Pata he,
Raat ke dinner main uske liye order karti hu roz..
Uskoo Ninnie ke beech payal ke awas bhi na karti hu...
Ek dum chup rehti hu uske saath..." eying at doubtful looks of Huda and Pooja,
" Ab toh hum do dost bhi he..."
Huda washed his hands completely ignoring Naina's words with a swag,
" Chal Punjaban tujhe main main road Tak chod dunga... Waha se mujhe Mr. Bhansil ke yaha jaana bhi he, woh pandal ke kuch discussion karne he..."
Pooja agreed with Huda,
" Naina, tu yeh sub saaf karlegi na..Mera 6 baje ka appointment bhji he spa mein..
Main chalti hu..."
Naina shouted,
" Tum dono mere baatein sunte kyun na ho..
Suchmein main aur Ranveer achche dost ban Gaye he..."
Pooja sticking a popcorn on her face,
" Rajveer he uska naam..."
Naina - " Wahi... Main aur Rajveer...."
Before she could repeat her dialogue the door opened with a Loud bangand there was he, who was main topic of this get together function of three musketeers...
Huda - " Hiii Rajveer...Main Huda hu..."
He tried to hug him but Rajveer signalled that he was sweaty...as the game was really hard to win....
Naina - " Mere dost he yeh.. Yuva mein saathmein kaam Kare he..."
She tried to interfere in between...letting tje talks normal....
Rajveer with a tired yet simple smile,
" Yeah I know.
Navu se suna he... You are the same one na who stuck with Mohini..."
He asked forcing himself to laugh with them... as they are his "Wife's" friends...
Pooja - " aur main Pooja hu. "
She introduced herself from behind...
Rajveer - " mobile wali friend ?
Navu bolta rehta he..."
He sajd removing his dirty shoes, hiding his leg... acting to be little polite..
Huda - " Hum chalte he Shekhavat... woh..."
Rajveer - "are, itne jaldi? dinner toh karte toh jaavo...
yaha ke Shama jii ka dhabe ka khana..."
His words went down in his tummy as a white rose came in front of his eyes blocking his view...
Naina standing still,
" Raaaajveer kyaa hum dost ban sakte he??.."
She asked hoping the luck to be in her side...
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