"Ok, so I know that the last one was kinda sad, so today we'll be watching something from the same universe, but a lot funnier," H said.
"About time we got something funny again," Kendo said, sighing in relief.
"This is called a Recap Rap," H said.
"Rapping! About friggin time we got to something I like!" Bakugou yelled in excitement.
Turn the clock back at least 10 years to an allegory for Bakugou's career. A douchebag hosted by his own pitard. Out of a cave with a literal change of heart. British male Alexa shows him how to fly higher. Goop sticks around but not colonel empire. Evil bald dude is the 1st monger dreaded. Then we get rewarded for sitting through the credits.
"Wow, so fast, but so cool," Kirishima said.
"Wow Kachan, seems you have a pretty cool 1st adventure," Midoriya says to which Bakugou replied, "Hell yeah I do!"
Film two. You forgot this one. Sato in Brazil still on the run. Watching anger on his fit bit. With Liz finds love. Beats an army and a foil. Norton leaves the fightclub.
"Wow, I got my own adventure! Even if it does seem a little terrible in this," Sato said excitedly.
Whole world's in on the Iron Man truth. Congress up his ass and pissin in his suit. Laser Whips & Hammer working together. Kiri wheres the suit. Uraraka wheres leather.
"Dang, Uraraka looks good!" Mineta said, before getting slapped by an invisible hand from Hagakure.
"I find it quite funny that Bakugou pees in his suit," Kaminari said before being yelled at by Bakugou.
God of Thunder is the next to go. Banished from the clouds to New Mexico. Schools Portman on the magic, looking for his tools. Save a couple realms, oh and Enji dies. Fooled you!
"Wow! All Might is the God of Thunder! That's so cool!" Midoriya said.
"Indeed," All Might responded.
Back in the day little twirp from Brooklyn. Juices up. Gets better lookin'. Beating up Nazis one by one as duty calls. Freezes & thaws but is still left with blue balls.
A bunch of girls started getting nosebleeds from seeing a shirtless, ripped Midoriya.
"Ha! Midoriya never got laid!" Bakugou yelled, thinking his alternate self had slept with many girls.
And it worked. Letes assemble the Avengers. Shield, Hammer, Suit, Arrows, Guns, & a temper. Fight each other 1st but it's part of the stupid plan. Then come together post the death of agent super fan. Enji's got the blue cube. Opens up a wormhole. Fight a bunch of aliens. Standing in a circle. Get that W, tease AFO, & shwarma. All of that & more but that was just a warm-up.
"That's just the beginning!?" Ojiro yelled in surprise.
"Yes, there's much more," H said.
All Might was mad to see All For One in this, but still had hope they could defeat him in that Universe.
New terror on the rise called the Mandarin. Except he's an actor just standing in for some glowey guy, who Ibara wrecks. Katsu blows up his suits for his future ex.
"Wait, how am I with that chick!?" Bakugou yelled, not liking this parring.
From rainbow roads to the cobble paths. Yagi's newest foe is the GF's wrath. And buddy the elf with his humorous experience. Save a couple realms & Enji dies. For serious.
"Why is my dad a villain? Even if I see him as one doesn't mean he actually is one," Todoroki asked.
"Well, he starts as a villain, but slowly tunes into more of an anti-hero," H responded.
Cap recaps with his new friend Sam. Shield's over seen by the Sundance Man. Hydra's in the building & the goodies are the baddies. Aizawa wheres a sling. Uraraka wheres a hoodie. They're following a deep dark trail if crumbs. Because the brainwashed killer is his missing chum. Have a catch and a tussle, but neither wants to end it. Now I'm rethinking everyone of my friendships!
Everyone was surprised to see such a violent battle between Midoriya & Todoroki. Even after the Sports Festival, this was on a whole other level.
Enough realism because we're going to space. Holograms, lasers, & deck for tapes!? Got Shoji, Green Widow, Mineta & his tree, & another hot main who's shredded like cheese. Prison break on the Malano & cruise. Avoiding space cops & Ronan JACUSE! Once again it's friendship saving lives. Band together like a more stable Jackson Five.
"Dang, I looked good!" Kaminari said as Jirou got a major nosebleed. Jirou also wondered why she was green in that universe.
Robo Spader & a body for Jarvis. Yagi takes a bath. Dinner party at the Shinsos. Save a European town with the mutant ruskies. All of this happened because Katsu made a woopsie.
"Wow, that unexpected," Yaoyorozu said, not seeing all of this happening because of Bakugou. She was still excited to see herself, Ojiro, & Iida in this universe though.
Yay area. Mirio living thug life. Meets Tamaki & now he lives a bugs life. Blowing up. Shrinking down. Every time he almost dies. Everyone knows Nejire is way more qualified.
"Yes! We're finally in something!" Mirio yelled with Nejire as Tamaki actually smiled for a split second.
War of words with Katsu & Izu. But the real villain here is legalise. Todo offed the Bakugous way back in 91. He may have the metal arm. Cap's got the mighty guns. Pick teams by the acquatince that they know best. Beat each other up like action figures from my toy chest. Things are kinda cleared up, but no one said uncle. Kiri rehabs. Todo naps in the jungle.
"Wow, I cant believe we all fought each other like that," Midoriya said. Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
The mystical realm where Steve 2 transcends. Over comes an injury. But not a British accent. Reality tripping & finally on repeat. Bro take a hit & watch this in 3D.
"Finally, Moa gets his own adventure!" Aoyama said with pride.
A bunch of a-wholes all up their own rears. Still with a great soundtrack to hear. Denki's daddy issues are kinda resolved. But rip Orca. "I'm Marry Poppins y'all!"
"Wow, even Gang Orca is in this! That's so cool!" Midoriya said as the others, specifically Kaminari, Jirou, Shoji, & Mineta were talking about their adventures. Koda, would talk with them if he wasn't so shy.
New Spider-Man. Actually a minor. Wants affection from his father figure suit designer. Learning how his body works. Holding up a fairy boat. Meeting off the parents is the worst case scenario.
"Wow! Even Kota got his own movie. I wish he was here," Midoriya said.
Yagi goes for comedy and actually delivers. Runs into Sato, and a pair of scissors. Goldblum acts for the movie in his head. Save a couple realms. Enji's still not dead!?
"Wow, three solo adventures. I seem to play a pretty big role in this," All Might said.
"Indeed you do," H said.
Brand new tech but with ancient customs. Monger with abs opens up discussion. Tsuyu shows the world how her country functions. Wakanda Forever! Am I alowed to say that?
"Even I get my adventure? That's cool. Kero Kero," Tsuyu said.
All For One's ass got of the thrown. Get involved as long as you have the stones. Cause all of time & space is in need of some saving. But mostly to keep old Izuku from shaving.
"Once again with bearded Midoriya," Todoroki said.
"Is that it?" Uraraka asked.
Sadly, yes, but there's a sequel that we'll get to eventually," H said.
'A sequel. Hopefully I'll defeat All For One in that," All Might thought hopefully.
Then everyone was teleported away.