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Fastestmostamazingmandead has added Steve, Bucky, Tony, PeetaMellark, KatnessEverdeen, and Natasha
Fastestmostamazingmandead
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Steve
Seriously
Bucky
Where'd you get that?
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Google look up faces to copy
Bucky
Ok
KatnessEverdeen
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Tony
Oh no
Bucky
\ (•◡•) /
PeetaMellark
God you guys are so annoying
Fastestmostamazingmandead
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PeetaMellark
ANNOYANCE
Fastestmostamazingmandead
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Natasha
<(｀^')> Stop
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Ok I actually have something to say
Tony
It better not be stupid
Fastestmostamazingmandead
IFELLINLOVE
KatnessEverdeen
MY SON FELL IN LOVE OHMHGOD I SJAKHSKWVJWVWHSGJE
Natasha
Who? What's her name?
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Her names Claire
PeetaMellark
Where'd you meet her
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Coney Island we rode a ride together she said 'can I tag along?' And I said 'yeah sure.' And we talked for 2 minutes in line before the ride and she's really beautiful and I LOVE her
Steve
Do you talked to her for 2 minutes
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Yes
Steve
You can't fall in love in 2 minuets
Fastestmostamazingmandead
I AM JN LOVE DONE YOU UNDERSAND STEVE ME HEART IS SAYING ❤️🥰😍😍😍🥰😍🥰🥰❤️💜🧡🧡🧡❤️🧡💜🧡🧡💗💓💗💓💓💖💗🧡💗🧡💗💗🧡💓💞💓❤️💗💕💕🧡💗❤️💕😘😘💓😍🥰😍💗🧡🧡😘❤️💕💗💗😍❤️😘💗💗🧡💓💓💕😘💗😍😍❤️💖😍
Tony
You're saying 🤡
KatnessEverdeen
Hey! My son is in love don't be mean to him we have to help him find Claire
Natasha
Yeah guys be nice
Steve
You're in his side
Natasha
Of course I am I fell in love with Y/n in the first 2 minutes I met her
PeetaMellark
Awwww I fell in love with you in the first two minutes I met you too
KatnessEverdeen
Awww
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Normally I'd say ew but love hath changedeth me and now I say'eth awww
Bucky
Why are you speaking like that
PeetaMellark
YOU HEARD HIM BUCKY!!!! LOVE HATH CHANGEDETH HIM
PeetaMellark's name has changed to Y/n
Y/n
Thanks ≧◡≦
Fastestmostamazingmandead
You're welcome (｡♥‿♥｡)
Natasha
LOOK IT HOW IN LOVE HE IS
KatnessEverdeen
He said: uwu
Tony
He said: 🤡
Steve
You guys are crazy
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Bucky
You are crazy but I'm not a coward so I'm gonna stay
KatnessEverdeen
We need to find Claire
Natasha
What did she look like
Bucky
Ok I'm definitely staying now
Fastestmostamazingmandead
She had beautiful brown hair, green eyes. A little shorter then me but not by much. She's in between the ages of 18-20. And very very beautiful (an pietros 19 in this)
Natasha
Ok
Y/n
Now. WE SEARCH
Y/n
And stalk to make sure she's a good person
KatnessEverdeen
Yes
Fastestmostamazingmandead
No! She's a good person don't stalk her
Y/n
How else are we gonna find her and get her number dumbass
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Ok I guess
Natasha
Her?
Fastestmostamazingmandead
No
KatnessEverdeen
What about her
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Nope
Her
Fastestmostamazingmandead
No where are you finding these girls exactly
Y/n
Instagram
KatnessEverdeen
I looked up 'Claire female brown hair green eyes.'
Natasha
I hacked into government records of girls between the age of 18-20 brown hair green eyes and named Claire
Bucky
NATASHA NO
Natasha
Natasha YES
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Nat please stop
KatnessEverdeen
Nat don't stop
Tony
You guys are gonna get in trouble
Y/n
And why do you care. Didn't you hack into the pentagon or whatever
Tony
Yeah ok I'll shut up
KatnessEverdeen
Her
Fastestmostamazingmandead
No
Natasha
Her
Natasha
Wait no.
Natasha
IT BETTER NOT BE HER SHES BEEN TO JUVENILE DETENTION
Natasha
SINSE SHE WAS 8
Natasha
FOR ABUSING HER MOTHER WTFFFF
Natasha
SHE JUST GOT OUT A YEAR AGO
KatnessEverdeen
PIETRO I DONT CARE THAT YOURE IN LOVE YOU CANT DATE HER
y/n
HOW COULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL
Tony
All 3 of you are assassins and have murdered people
Natasha
THIS ISNT ABOUT US TONY
Bucky
This is why you don't fall in love with someone in 2 minuets
Fastestmostamazingmandead
It's not her damn calm down
KatnessEverdeen
Good
Natasha
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL
Y/n
Natasha
Y/n
Babe.
Y/n
Read it again
Natasha
Oh, oops
Y/n
I think I found her
Her?
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Yes
Natasha
Oh I found her file
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Jesus Nat
KatnessEverdeen
Is she a good girlfriend or my amazing son
Fastestmostamazingmandead
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Y/n
The ultimate question
Natasha
She's going to collage, NYU. For music which isn't the best but it's ok because pietro would be making a lot of money with Shield.
Y/n
He social media shows no boyfriend
Y/n
Oh she just posted on insta. Its a picture of her with angel sticker things around her and the captions says '🕊 🌸 ✨'
Natasha
Her mom died then she was 6 form cancer so that sucks. She has 2 siblings Anna and Clark. Her last name is Holt. Her fathers name is Jake.
Natasha
oOo she did track in high school best on the team too
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Ooh
Natasha
Maybe she can keep up with you
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Wow real funny Nat
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Wanda
I hear my brother has fallen in love
Wanda
Ooh I like her. Keep her
KatnessEverdeen
We have to find her number
Natasha
I have it should I add her
Y/n
Add her
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Natasha has added Claire
Wanda
Hi
Claire
Hi?
Claire
Who are you
Wanda
I am Wanda I think my brother has
Wanda has been disconnected
KatnessEverdeen
HEY SON!
Fastestmostamazingmandead
What?
KatnessEverdeen
Be nice to your sister
Fastestmostamazingmandead
No
KatnessEverdeen
What ever
Claire
Her brother has what? And who are you two
KatnessEverdeen
I am Lint and fastestnwkwjwjdhhe is my son and I think you know him
Claire
Ok lint
KatnessEverdeen
Damn it I did it again
Natasha
Haha haha Lint
Y/n
Lint? Do you even know how to spell your name
KatnessEverdeen's name has been changed to Lint
Lint
Greta
Lint
Please one change my name to Greta I was trying to say great
Lint's name has been changed to Greta
Greta
Wow
Bucky
I can't even believe you guys
Tony
I'm in to this now PIETRO TELL HER WHO YOU ARE
Claire
Pietro as in the Coney Island pietro
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Yes
Greta
MY SONS IN LOVE I LOBE IT
Natasha
Clint learn to spell
Greta
Shut it Nat
Claire
But who are all these other people and what does he mean in love
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Iknowweonlytalkedforliketwominutesbutifellinlovewithyoubecauseyourereallyprettyandthesepeoplearemyfamilyakatheavengersandimsorrythattheyarescaryandweirdandiwantedtotalktoyouagsinbutnotlikethis
Claire
I have no clue what that says
Fastestmostamazingmandead
It says I know we only talked for like two minutes but I fell in love with you because you're really pretty and these people are my family aka the avengers and I'm sorry that they are scary and weird and I wanted to talk to you again but not like this
Claire
Awwwww I like you too pietro. But how did you get my number
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Natasha May have searched for your file and y/n on Instagram and Clint on google to find you
Claire
How did she get my file whatever that Is
Natasha
I'm a spy. I have my ways
Bucky
I have been proven wrong
Y/n
LOVE ALWAYS WINS
Natasha
YES LOVE ALWAYS WINS
Fastestmostamazingmandead
So, Claire
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Wanda
I don't wanna miss it continue
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Leave
Wanda
Ignore me and continue
Fastestmostamazingmandead
How did you even get in here
Wanda
Vision now continue
Fastestmostamazingmandead
I hate you
Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot has joined the chat
Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot
Hey
Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot
Oops wrong chat
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Leave I don't like you
Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot
I don't know why
Fastestmostamazingmandead
You know exactly why leave
Y/n
Leave before his crackhead jumps out and he scares Claire away
Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot
Who's Claire
Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot has been banned from the chat
Natasha
It was me continue
Claire
What did all that mean
Fastestmostamazingmandead
That's Barry I don't like him
Greta
CONTINUE
Wanda
You left of on 'so, Claire" if you were wondering
Fastestmostamazingmandead
What i was saying was
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Rocket has joined the chat
Peter Q
Tell him he's a raccoon
Wanda
We're in the middle of something
Tony
Yes so leave
Rocket
This is important tell him I'm not a raccoon
Claire
I'm confused
Fastestmostamazingmandead
That's my family for you. Complete and utter chaos AND WONT LET ME DO WHAT I NEED TO DO
Peter Q
Tell him he's a raccoon
Peter Q and Rocket have been banned from the chat
Claire
Ok Pietro what were you saying
Fastestmostamazingmandead
I was going to say
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Bucky
Nooooo I want to know what pietro has to say
Thor
I am truly sorry do you not want to attend new Asgard for the party. I would like my midgard friends to meet my Asgard friends
Y/n
Of course we want to go Thor
Natasha
But LEAVE BECAUSE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING
Thor
Ok we will have the party in a week :) I am leaving now since I'm not wanted here have a nice day
:(
Greta
Or you could just say silent you don't have to go you can witness this amazing thing that keeps getting interrupted
Thor
Ok I will stay silent :)
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Ok thank you thor
Thor
:)
Claire
OH MY GOD ITS THOR
Loki has joined the chat
Loki
THOT GET OVER HERE AMD HELO SET UP IM NOT DKING THIS ON MY OWN
Thor
Do you mean Thor :)
Loki
I meant Thor but Thot works too
Bucky
Ok I'm tired of waiting EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LET PIETRO TELL CLAIRE WHAT HE NEEDS TO SAY
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Claire will you be my girlfriend
Scott has joined the chat
Scott
Can someone baby sit Cassie tomorrow
Fastestmostamazingmandead
ಠ_ಠ
Y/n
I'll baby sit her Scott now shut it. Claire what's your answer and don't feel pressured to say yes because his family is here
Scott
Ok thanks Y/n
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Claire
Yes
Fastestmostamazingmandead
ASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGSHS
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Wanda
Oh No he died
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Fastestmostamazingmandead
Sorry I dropped my phone
Greta
Greta
SHE SAJD YES SHE SAID YES
Natasha
Tony
Should I throw a party
Thor
This is definitely party worthy
Loki
Ew you foolish mortals stop with all your disgusting sentiment
Loki has left the chat
Y/n
Bucky
We're throwing a party
Fastestmostamazingmandead
NO ITS NOT! NO PARTY! ILL BE TAKING HER TO CONNEY ISLAND WHERE WE MET FOR A DATE AND NONE OF YOU ARE COMING WITH YOU HEAR ME YOU. ARE. NOT. COMMING!
Wanda
I'm totally gonna go and sneak around
Fastestmostamazingmandead
WANDA
Claire
Awwwww that's so sweet 🥰
Natasha
I'm gonna cry they're soo cute
Tony
I've never seen Nat cry before
Y/n
She had actual tears in her eyes i see them
Natasha
All of you stfu accept Y/n because I love you
Y/n
Awww I love you too
Thor
Lovely everyone's in love 😍:)
Greta
No one:
This chat: (｡♥‿♥｡)
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Come on Claire let's get away from these Sociopaths and go on a date? Where are you right now? I'll pick you up.
Claire
My dorm
Natasha
It's on 75th third ave
Claire
How'd you know that
Natasha
I have my ways
Greta
That's a bit creepy Nat
Natasha
I don't care it's not like any of us are gonna hurt her
Greta
You're right
Claire
Ok
Fastestmostamazingmandead
I'm here
Claire
That was fast
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Well I'm the fastest most amazing man alive
Wanda
Dead
Wanda
You are dead
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Yeah dead
Claire
Why dead
Greta
Because he died and somehow just showed up again
Fastestmostamazingmandead
Well let's go
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Natasha
Aww cute
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Y/n
Wow they're so cute
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Greta
My son has his first girlfriend I'm so proud
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Thor
:)
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