holy shit we've got 10k gays. y'all really comin out for my one shot book aren't ya, anyway on w the quote
peters favorite thing to do is convince the avengers that the spider he was bitten by was venomous, so that means he's venomous too. no one really believes him, but no one wants to really test out that theory either.
sam: (tries to steal the remote)
peter, hissing: I will fucking bite you, just watch me
tony, who definitely knows peter is not venomous: yeah, the toxins would have you dead within a matter of seconds