peter, facetiming tony while babysitting morgan: everything is going great. I'm currently playing with morgan in the spidersuit, I'm gonna our her to bed later—
tony, concerned: hold on a minute, why are you in your spidersuit, that's dangerous
peter:
peter: I'm not
morgan, in the spidersuit: hi daddy!!!!
tony, on the verge of cardiac arrest:
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elsewhere
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pepper, strangling tony: tHE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT HAS AN INSTANT KILL MODE—
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incorrect marvel quotes
Humorso this is literally just little quotes that I have seen or made up so get ready for hell babes
