peter, the pure innocent child he is, has always thought that pot refers to pot roast. one day, he walks into the lab acting all excited.
peter: mr stark, someone invited me over to their house this week for pot!
tony, dropping a wrench on his foot: wHAT?they should know you would never—
peter: god, the last time may tried to make pot roast, she absolutely ruined it
tony:
tony, incredulous: oh my god kid, they're not referring to pot roast. they're talking about weed
peter: what
tony, wheezing: kID YOU LITERALLY FIGHT CRIME IN THE CITY HOW—
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Humorso this is literally just little quotes that I have seen or made up so get ready for hell babes
