thor: it appears your son, the boy of spiders, seems to be doing very well
tony: w-what? he's not my kid!
thor: surely, he must be. what other child would stand you as he does?
tony: okay, anyone who though peter was my kid, raise your hand
everyone: (raises hand)
tony: you too, Rhodes?
rhodey: I thought it was just on the downlow, like I wasn't supposed to mention it
tony:
tony: peter put your hand down
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Humorso this is literally just little quotes that I have seen or made up so get ready for hell babes
