pepper, to tony and peter arriving from a camping trip: how was the camping trip?
peter, panting and visibly distraught: HE TRIED TO KILL ME
tony, entering after him: HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM SO I SPRAYED HIM WITH THE BUG SPRAY
peter: A S S A U L T
YOU ARE READING
incorrect marvel quotes
Humorso this is literally just little quotes that I have seen or made up so get ready for hell babes
