TheseEyebagsAreGucci has started "Class g(A)y and Les(B)ian" with ~Shishtar Shparkles~, Norbert and 37 others.
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: There. The deed is done.
TheAndroidSentByTensei: YOU FOOL
Big Meaty Claws: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE???
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: :3c
Googly-Eyes: OHHHHHHHH
Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: OHHHHHHHHHH
:3c: OHHHHHHHHHHH
Norbert: OHHHHHHHH!!!
Bone hurty juice: OH NOOOOOO-
BigTroubleInLittleChina: UHHHHH I think my mom's calling me I need to fuckin uhhh... turn off her life support-
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: Doesn't she live in China??
BigTroubleInLittleChina: YeahandIdon'twanttokeepherwaitingbye-
Lemon Boy: P U R P L E F U C K
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: You called?
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: YOUR NAME IS LEMON BOY????
Lemon Boy: SHUT THE FUCK UP MALFOY THEY LOCKED ME FROM CHANGING MY NAME
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: YOU MUST FEEL SOOOOO HUMILIATED~
Lemon Boy: EMBARRASSED AND HUMILIATED TO BE NEAR YOU YEAH
O.K. KYO: The behind the scenes when filming Harry Potter
Lizalfo: I thought they canoodled off screen?
Engineer: HA I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLS IT CANOODLING HAGAKURE-
Where'd ya come from Where'd ya go: YEAH YEAH SHUSH
RockHard™️: Guys this is so hilarious to watch Katsuki and Monoma are furiously typing eachother in their pms and they look so angry but they're not doing anything and I'm
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: SHUTIT YOU SHINY METAPOD
Lemon Boy: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO EI????
RockHard™️: Katsu chill he called me a shiny Pokémon that's basically calling me a god
Lemon Boy: Yeah you're a shiny because you're one in a million,,
RockHard™️:
Tony Stark: WHY IS KIRISHIMA CRYING????
Tony Stark:
Tony Stark: Oh
Tony Stark: Awwwww~
Washing Machine: I'm... scared?? Kind of?? That was so cute????
Mr. Sandman: Need me a freak like that,,
Googly-Eyes: AHEM
Mr. Sandman: SHUTUPSHUTUP
Icy T H O T: That was almost as cute as Izuku wow
Bone hurty juice: HNngh-
In the Arms of an Angel: Midoriya's cute but not as cute as Fumi
Fucknugget: ...Mezou I have a reputation-
TheAndroidSentByTensei: That's cute, but none of you are a match for my dear Yuuga!
~Shishtar Shparkles~: *(*'∀｀*)☆
Candyman: Valid arguments, but... Kouda
Force Palm: He's got you all there. Kouda's adorable.
My Little Pony: Um?? Bondo????
:3c: Yeah! Our class sweetheart!
Gravity don't mean too much to me: I'm sorry, but do you really think Bondo stands a chance against our beloved Kouda?
Penis Enlargement Pills: We know he does
Norbert: This means war.
MandickTheTittySmithy: You're goddamn right it does.
Fucknugget: We'll meet at the beach at dusk. Be there or be square.
Princess Peach: Jokes on you, both of my parents are legally trapezoids.
Ada Wong: Your parents are traps?
Princess Peach: Wait-
Ada Wong: It seems you've activated my trap card.
Princess Peach: ...KAIBARA TAKE HIS RIGHTS
Ada Wong: wAI
Washing Machine: Done.
Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: I can't believe you just erased my boyfriend from existence.
VerifiedInTheEyesOfGod: How does taking his rights make him cease to exist?
Washing Machine: The three unalienable rights: Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Taking life means he pops out of our plane of existence.
Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: First of all, that's?? An American thing why do you know that?? Second of all, Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness-
:3c: wE FOUGHT FOR THESE IDEALS WE SHOULDN'T SETTLE FOR LESS-
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: THESE ARE WISE WORDS, ENTERPRISING MEN QUOTE EM-
Mr. Sandman: DON'T ACT SURPRISED YOU GUYS-
In the Arms of an Angel: 'CUZ
BeCarefulMakingWishesInTheDark: I
Bone hurty juice: WROTE
Princess Peach: 'EM
Bone hurty juice: Btw Kacchan I sent those screenshots of you being cute to your mom
Lemon Boy: W H A T
Lemon Boy: ...Pinky, Tit-smith, what was that you said about a war?
Googly-Eyes: T I T - S M I T H
BigTroubleInLittleChina: TIT-SMITH!!! MY HERO!
MandickTheTittySmithy: ...yeah, there's going to be a war.
TheAndroidSentByTensei: If we're going to have a war, we should at least be supervised!!!
BoysWillBeBugs: Is it bad that I'm imagining him doing the thing with his arms
TheAndroidSentByTensei: ...Kamakiri, I'm standing right across from you.
BoysWillBeBugs: Oh hey I didn't see you there. All of you little... ants.
In the Arms of an Angel: Says the insect
BoysWillBeBugs: I can't hear you from all the way down there
In the Arms of an Angel: I'm literally 2 centimeters shorter than you
BoysWillBeBugs: 2 cm is 2 cm
:3c: Garu's got a point
In the Arms of an Angel: ....war
Purity uwu: 🍿
Gorilla Glue: 🍿?
Purity uwu: (/^v^)/ 🍿!
Gorilla Glue: :D 🍿!
Purity uwu: 🥤?
Gorilla Glue: 👍
Purity uwu: (/^u^)/ 🥤!
Gorilla Glue: B) 🍿🥤!
Purity uwu: ;) 🍿🥤.
Fucknugget: ...it seems my heart has exploded.
Lemon Boy: We're still having a fucking war.
Kangaroo Jackie-Chan has added The Lorax and I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette to "Class g(A)y and Les(B)ian"
In the Arms of an Angel has added Shamuwu to "Class g(A)y and Les(B)ian"
TheAndroidSentByTensei has added Prince Sidon to "Class g(A)y and Les(B)ian"
TheAndroidSentByTensei: Supervision.
Prince Sidon: ?? What's going on?
Shamuwu: When and how.
The Lorax: War??? Without me??
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette: Classes A and B?
Mr. Sandman: Iida that's quite a bit of supervision-
TheAndroidSentByTensei: The more the better, Honenuki.
Lemon Boy: Hey fuckers. We're having a war at the beach and you can't stop us.
Bone hurty juice: Kacchan dOn'T TALK TO PROS LIKE THAT-
Icy T H O T: Kirishima control your mans
RockHard™️: On it
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmlette: ...We don't care if you have a war, just don't attack eachother on the train-
Lemon Boy: No promi-
Ada Wong: Awwww they're cuddling~
Polly Geist: I'm already taking pictures
Shamuwu: Eraserhead better be paying us for this
Prince Sidon: Lighten up, Sakamata. I think this could be fun!
The Lorax: You say this now. Class A just by themselves are a disaster. I can't imagine what the 2 classes are like together.
Kangaroo Jackie-Chan: You haven't seen anything yet until you meet Monoma
JapaneseDracoMalfoy: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
TheseEyebagsAreGucci: Hm I wonder.
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmlette: Everyday we stray further from god herself.
BigTroubleInLittleChina: shshHshsHSHSHSH THE TRAIN IS STOPPING IT'STIMEFORBEACH!
Ada Wong: ...Ok but shinies are 1 in 8192 not 1,000,000
Lemon Boy: SHUT UP
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Third Person POV
The train stopped a mere 15 minutes after they boarded, as soon as it docked, classes A and B held hands and formed a single line to walk out, the line being lead by an overly excited Rin, who was trying to be calmed down by Awase just behind him as their hands intertwined more and more.
"Everyone! Manual has informed me that he's waiting for us at the pier next to the beach! Where he will then lead us to the other heroes!" Iida yelled out, somehow still moving his hands and arms wildly even when they're holding both Kuroiro's and Aoyama's hands.
"Okey-dokey!" Rin yells back as a response, changing directions for the pier. Everyone continued to hold hands and talk, walking by and passing the brightly colored buildings that filled the coast, the smell of salt filling their noses and the bright rays of sun and advertisement screens beating down on them. As the long line of students walked to the pier, Rin noticed how the boardwalk of the pier, as well as how it looked off into the ocean, had a whole-ass carnival on it. Screams of people on the roller coaster heard clearly, the laughter of children, seeing the ferris wheel spin slowly and satisfyingly around while the sun was shining through it, just the pleasing silouhette seen.
"Hey guys, do you think once the sun starts to set, we could go to this carnival here???" Rin shouts back to everyone, it was now less of a vertical line, more a big clump of everyone just holding hands because they can.
"Hell yeah dude! That looks fuckin sick!" Tsuburaba pipes up from just behind him.
"If you really want to, it could make for a good date." Awase teases him and kisses his cheek, making his face light up bright red.
"I think it's a great idea!" Iida and Kendou shout at the same time.
"Perfect timing too! Manual's just there, we can ask him!" Iida shouts and motions to the wooden stairs leading to the deck of the boardwalk. Everyone's attention is captured by an out-of-costume Manual, smiling warmly and waving while quickly walking up to the merged students.
"Hey there! I'm guessing you're classes A and B?" They all nod simultaneously. "Great! Gang Orca, Edgeshot, Kamui and I are set up right next to the boardwalk here!" He explains to all of the students and begins to lead them down past the stairs, the dirt on the ground gradually turning into sand as they drew closer. Looking up to the open sea and pearly white sand, the three remaining pros were all sat under their respective umbrellas, a huge mix of different towels spread across the sandy area, enough to fit every kid and still have some room to move around.
"We managed to reserve an entire area on the beach, so you have all this space to yourselves!" Manual spreads out his arms in the wide area as all 41 of them finally get up to where the other heroes rested.
"I see you've collected the problem children." Kamui's voice was heard under a huge sun hat that hid his face completely.
"They don't seem like huge problems so far! You guys are just mean."
"You say that now, wait until they get into the water and have their war. We're done for." Gang Orca speaks up next to him.
"Sakamata, you haven't even met these kids. Just Shouji." Edgeshot says accusingly.
"Yes, hello parental figure!" Shouji waves.
"Good afternoon, problem child." Gang Orca replies, not looking away from the ocean. Edgeshot and Kamui heave heavy sighs.
"Anyways, you kids are free to do whatever you want now. Just don't get yourselves killed." Kamui waved all of them off. Almost immediately, everyone broke free from the tight group, hands unhooking as people started to take off whatever clothes they had on over their swimsuits. Seeing all of these attractive people undress so quickly, the resident pansexuals: Aoyama, Ojirou, Hagakure, Shiozaki, Shishida, Fukidashi, Honenuki and Rin, all started freaking out. Needing to be calmed down by their boyfs, girlfs and crushes.
"Wait!!! Sunblock!!!"
"I see what you mean when you call them disasters...."
"Eeeeexactly."
As soon as everyone was situated, their clothes and separate stuff set on the huge towel spread, they ran down to the water, Rin, Sero, Mina and Kaminari going the fastest out of everyone.
"Hey Poni, Shouda, what's with that huge bag?" Satou says curiously to the two as the other classmates swim around in the background, or splash each other. Shouda and Poni had evilly smug smiles on their faces as they both pulled out two huge water guns. Satou smiles back to them as they hand him a water gun. The three of them fill up their guns, and lay the rest out from the bag on the sand far enough so they wouldn't be washed away. Then, they aimed, and fired.
"WATER GUN SHOOTOUT!!!!" They screamed in sync as they each shot for different people. Shouda hit Fukidashi in the direct middle of his speech bubble, Poni absoutely drenched Kuroiro, flattening his long white hair which was much longer than it seemed... and Satou hit Shouji right on his masked cheek.
"YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE FALLEN DIRECTLY INTO MY TRAP!" Fukidashi yelled with the words showing up on his bubble. He ran as fast as he could through the water to get behind them and grab a good gun. Everyone noticed what was happening and immediately went for it. Yanagi was the first of them all to grab a gun, using her quirk to float a water bazooka all the way over to her and filling it up at quick as she could, shooting anyone with as big of a blast of water as she could as they also tried to reach for their gun.
"PPPBBLFFTFBLT- YANAGI'S CHEATING! SHE HAS A GOOD QUIRK!" Tetsutetsu yelled out after he was hit full in the face with a blast of salt water courtesy of Yanagi while reaching to grab a water shotgun, making Monoma just burst out laughing and needing to stop to breathe, making him an easy target as Yanagi shot a second blast that hit him right in the stomach and he was sent tumbling back.
"nO faIR! I WASN'T READY!" He yells and tries to grab the nearest gun he could while half submerged in the water. He managed to grab a smaller one and fill it, aiming and firing towards Yanagi, but ending up hitting Midoriya.
"YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!" Midoriya screeches and shoots a straight and strong stream of water that hits Monoma right in the forehead. While he was distracted, Shouji scooped up two tub's-worth of water in the webs of his arms, almost drowning Midoriya with them both as he poured them on top. Everything was insane, Bakugou exploded all around the water with two tiny water pistols, they packed a tiny punch, but with how close he got to everyone's faces with them, they basically drowned. Kirishima and Ojirou teamed up, Ojirou creating huge waves to surround and defend the two of them while Kirishima aimed at whoever dared to mess with them. Jirou, Kodai, Kamakiri and Komori were also a team. Plugging her jacks into the sandy floor of the ocean, Jirou caused huge geyser-like eruptions from underneath people. And this is just a small taste of what was happening, solidified air covered the area, Kuriro kept melting into people's black clothes and tripping them into the water, Hagakure dumped buckets and buckets on whoever didn't see her coming, Bondo glued people to the ground and proceeded to douse them, also leaving his victims open for anyone else to attack viciously. One of these poor subjects was Yaoyorozu, she got too close to him with her water gun in hand and was immediately stuck. After Bondo finished pouring water all over her, Tokage and Awase took this chance to harass her in any way they could using the water. But, by far the biggest problem was when Honenuki softened the ground underneath literally everyone. Nobody was left standing except him. Everyone was sunk into the ground beneath them and suffered as Honenuki took his sweet, sweet time terrorizing everyone.
"This... is getting out of hand, Kero!" Tsu said as she jumped desperately away from a ruthless team of Kaibara and Kamakiri.
"I know!! I mean,, Tokoyami's fUCKING DEAD!" Uraraka shouted while releasing Bombs of muddy sand, shells and water from the sky onto an attacking Tsuburaba, and also pointing over to a limp-lying Tokoyami that was in Shouji's arms, Shouji looked up and fake cried at the sky. Dead bodies littered the sea around them, and this all continued until the last person tripped over one of Tokage's torsos and fell directly on their face.
"Hhhh...hhh... should we... call a truce..?" Shouda looked desperately at everyone, despite being one of the firsts to initiate this war. He's met with an aggressive answer from Bakuhoe Thotsuki.
"Are you fucking kidding??? We aren't done yet!" He yells out and stands up slowly, a slight limp in him as he hunched over like the gremlin he is.
"WHO THE FUCK IS UP FOR A GAME OF CHICKEN FIGHT??"
"FUCK YEAH!!"
"I'M IN!!" Kamakiri and Komori yell and pull themselves up to stand with Bakugou.
"I'm going to regret asking this... what's Chicken Fight?" Kaibara looks regretfully at Bakugou.
"It's a bird, dicknozzle."
"Wrong Chicken, Tit-Smith."
"sHUT UP-" Bakugou turns from a flustered Awase to look at Kaibara.
"Basically you get on someone's shoulders and they hold onto you, and you fight 2 other people. You try to fucking murder them."
"You try to knock them down! Not murder!"
"What the fuck ever."
"Alright cool!! Who goes first?" Mina steps in front of everyone. Awase's hand quickly shoots up in the air.
"I challenge Bakugou! And I'll partner with Honenuki!" He yells and the two foul-mouthed boys glare at eachother challengingly.
"I'll partner with Eijirou! You're both going the fuck down!" Bakugou screams back to them and grabs Kirishima's arm, yanking him next to him. Kirishima doesn't make an effort to struggle, already used to Bakuhoe's shenanigans.
"...that's cool and all, but we need to get in deeper water. We're all only up to our knees." Kuroiro says and kicks up his legs in the water. Everyone nods in agreement and they move down farther, going until the water reaches up to the chests to some of the taller students. The short kids sat on shoulders of tall kids. Tokoyami sat around Shouji's neck, him also holding both Jirou and Tsu on each of his shoulders and holding onto the both of them. He also managed to web up Poni and Tokage in his arms. Fukidashi and Komori both sat on Kamakiri, Fukidashi sat around his neck, Komori sat on a long sword Kamakiri made from his skin, and Hagakure, Uraraka and Kodai sat on Bondo. But they were kind of... glued to him. Kodai and Uraraka were glued to each of his shoulders, but Hagakure was...literally glued to his chest.
"ALRIGHT, HOES! PLACE YOUR BETS! TEAM HOWASE OR TEAM KIRIBAKU????"
"Howase doesn't sound very christian, Mina..."
"WE'RE NOT VERY CHRISTIAN, HONENUKI. ANYWAYS, USE YOUR QUIRKS AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, JUST NO MURDER COUGHCOUGH BAKUGOU COUGH"
"WHAT-"
"BEGIN!!!"
Honenuki and Kirishima charge at eachother, Awase and Bakugou having their hands up and ready to shove. As soon as they made contact, Bakugou made tiny sparks in his hands and burned Awase just barely, Awase recoiled back a bit, but with the added leverage of Honenuki charging forward, he completely rammed into Bakugou, both him and Kirishima stumbling back and about to fall.
"WHY YOU-"
"KATSUKI DON'T-"
Bakugou blasted them slightly forward with a medium sized explosion. The bright oranges, reds and yellows immediately set off Bakugou. His breathing was faster and he felt himself deflate just slightly from the panic, but, he snapped out of it triumphantly. Turning back to look at Awase and Honenuki after blasting the two of them back up into a stand.
"...are you okay, Katsuki?" Kirishima looked up worriedly at Bakugou, knowing what happened the last time Bakugou even caught a glimpse of fire. Bakugou just smirked, and readied himself into a fighting position.
"I'm okay, Ei. Better than okay." He said, not even looking down, but the competitive fire in his eyes could be seen even from below. Kirishima smiles and nodded, hardening his body and throwing himself at Honenuki, tightening his grip on Bakugou's thighs.
At the sharp impact of both Kirishima's rock hard skin and Bakugou's explosions, The two immediately stumbled back, and almost failed hard... until they just suddenly stopped moving... even when Honenuki's hands were removed from Awase's legs.
"THE FUCK???" Bakugou looked confused and angry at the two. Awase returned his reaction with a shit-eating grin.
"MINA SAID WE COULD USE OUR QUIRKS HOWEVER WE WANTED, SO I WELDED MYSELF TO HONENUKI!" Awase did some simple finger guns.
"YOU BITCH!! BUT HOW DID YOU STOP??"
"I SOFTENED THE GROUND BENEATH US SO WE'D GET STUCK AND STOP MOVING!" Honenuki spoke up this time, laughing through his row of teeth also curled up into a smug smile.
"UH- KATSUKI- I CAN'T MOVE!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T-"
They're fUCKIN DEMOLISHED by Honenuki and Awase forcing themselves onto them, Honenuki basically surfing in his newly softened ground to have the greatest hit possible on their two sturdy opponents.
Kirishima and Bakugou are finally sent tumbling backwards into the water, everyone above cheering for the two victors that came out on top.
"Thank you! Thank you! You're toooo kind!" Awase and Honenuki blew kisses out to everyone.
"HHH- BitCH!" Bakugou said after coming back up and gasping for air, instantly tackling Awase off of Honenuki after his quirk was deactivated. The two flew back into the water behind Honenuki, both of them hitting the ground before being pulled back up. Rather than Bakugou mocking him, Awase was the first to speak up.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME TIT-SMITH!" Awase shouted, and rather than screaming and exploding everything in sight,
Bakugou laughed.
Genuinely laughed.
Everyone was shocked to say the absolute least. The resident piss gremlin??? Laughing???
Soon enough, Awase joined in with him. The two were laughing hysterically, everyone looking at them with worry written all over their faces.
At the end of it all, they shook hands.
"You're not so bad, you weldy bastard."
"You too, piss rat."
"Wait, let me repeat myself, You're not so bad, Tit-smith."
"yOu fuCKER-"
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Private messages between Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy and I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette.
Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Edgeshot, there's going to be a villain invasion at UA today. I don't think it'll be a full on attack, but nothing good will come from it.
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette: ...this is... a serious assumption. How do you know?
Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: I recognized the leader of the League of Villains standing outside of UA. I... technically used to be one of them, I'd recognize him anywhere.
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette: Thank you for telling me this. I'll tell Eraserhead to put the staff on alert immediately.
Leon "the S stands for Sexy" Skennedy: Thank you.
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Private messages between I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette and MummyI'mAZombie
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette: I've been informed by one of your students that the villains are scheduling a way to invade UA today. Be on high alert.
MummyI'mAZombie: Which kid told you this? How do they know?
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette: The Pikachu lookin-headass one. He told me he used to be a part of their league, and he recognized the leader standing outside of the gates to campus.
MummyI'mAZombie: I'm contacting everyone as we speak. Thank you and thank Kaminari for me.
I'llFoldYouLikeAnOmelette: I will, you're welcome.
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Group chat between RiskyHandjob, MasterHasGivenDabiASock and VapeCloud.
MasterHasGivenDabiASock: Guys, I'm going in.
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(A/N: Guys I'm soooo sorry for this late chapter! I'm on vacation rn and haven't had a ton of time to write or even brainstorm!!! Originally this chapter was going to be longer, but I didn't want to keep you guys waiting any longer, so enjoy this one!)