Dad 💙: Morning y'all! How is everyone?
Knowledge 📖: You all*
Knowledge 📖: And I'm quite alright, Morality. How are you?
Dad 💙: I'm good thanks.
nope™️: why are u up so early?
Knowledge 📖: You*
Knowledge 📖: I'm beginning to get quite irritated with your grammar.
Dad 💙: It's only 7 am kiddo.
nope™️: too early.
Dad 💙: You're normally up at 6 seeing as you don't sleep much.
Dad 💙: What time did you get to sleep?
nope™️: like.. half 5..
Dad 💙: Anxiety! You know that isn't good!
Knowledge 📖: Morality and I shall make sure you get to sleep at an ideal time. You need optimal rest to perform to your best ability the next day.
nope™️: yeah, whatever.
nope™️: wait so are you my mom then? If Morality is my dad?
Knowledge 📖: What? No.
nope™️: sure sure. Keep telling yourself that.
nope™️: mom
Knowledge 📖: I am not your mom. It doesn't even make sense!
nope™️: how so?
Knowledge 📖: I am a male.
nope™️: yeah but..
nope™️: Morality is dad so therefore you are the other person. Which is the mom. So you are mom.
nope™️ change Knowledge 📖's name to Mom ❤️
nope™️: no escaping it
Mom ❤️ changed their name to Logic
Logic: Yes there is.
nope™️: i said no escaping it itch bay
Logic: Ah. I see what you did there. Clever.
nope™️ changed Logic's name to Mom ❤️
Mom ❤️: No.
Prince 👑: Honestly, I think you suit the role of the motherly figure out of us all.
Mom ❤️: Great. More people against me. Let me guess, Morality you too agree with this nonsense?
Dad 💙: And what if I said yes..?
Mom ❤️: Then I will just have to accept my fate.
Dad 💙: Then I do.
Mom ❤️: Knew it.
Mom ❤️: Whatever.
Dad 💙: Yay!
Prince 👑: You can stop screaming now, Morality.
nope™️: hey whos in the common room
Mom ❤️: Who's*
Prince 👑: I am, is there anything I can help you with?
nope™️: would you cook me some food please? I'm too tired and not that good of a cook anyways.
Prince 👑: Uh sure. What do you want me to cock?
Prince 👑: cock*
nope™️: i think Morality is having an emotional breakdown
nope™️: i can literally hear him crying..
Prince 👑: COCK**
Dad 💙: HE SAYING A BAD WORD ANXIETY!!!
Dad 💙: IM SCARED
Mom ❤️: Uh oh. Feelings.
Dad 💙: WHY IS HE SAYING BAD WORDS ANXIETY??!! I DONT LIKE IT!
nope™️: probably his autocorrect fucking up or something..
Mom ❤️: Anxiety don't add to his already existent stress due to bad words.
Mom ❤️: Morality, Anxiety meant 'his autocorrect was messing around'.
Prince 👑: I MEANT COCK
Prince 👑: NO, COCK!
Dad 💙: AHHHHH
nope™️: dude
nope™️: stop
nope™️: dad's gonna have a mental breakdown in a minute
nope™️: that or he's about to collapse
Prince 👑: OH MY ZEUS! COOK!
Prince 👑: I MEANT, COOK!
Prince 👑: cook. What do you want me to cook?
Mom ❤️: There we go.
Dad 💙: Phew.
Dad 💙: Ok that makes more sense.
nope™️: finally.
Prince 👑: Autocorrect is a bitch.
Dad 💙: Language Princey! No more of that foul language.
Prince 👑: Sorry. Let me rephrase it. Autocorrect is stupid and I currently despise it.
Dad 💙: Better.
Mom ❤️: Morality, are you ok after that? You appear to be painting and worked up.
Dad 💙: Thanks Logic, but I'm alright now.
nope™️: you guys are both in the common room??
Mom ❤️: Yes.
nope™️: and you didn't bother to say
nope™️: so instead Morality almost broke down and Princey continuously repeated a bad word
Mom ❤️: It seems so. Though I with held that information due to the fact that Princey had already stated he was there.
Mom ❤️: It seemed unnecessary to also say me and Morality were there too.
nope™️: right
Prince 👑: Anyways, what would you like me to COOK?
nope™️: lol
nope™️: and just cereal please. You know I'm not a big eater
Prince 👑: I knew you could be lazy but not that lazy, Sheesh. But alright, I'll get you that.
nope™️: thanks Princey
nope™️: now Morality, you sure you're ok?
Dad 💙: Yeah. I'm alright kiddo. Logic gave me a nice warm blanket :)
Kiddo 🏳️🌈: Logicality much.
nope™️: definitely
Dad 💙: Hi kiddo!!
Kiddo 🏳️🌈: Hey :)
Mom ❤️: It was a friendly and comforting gesture. I don't see your point.
Kiddo 🏳️🌈: One day. One day, when he understands love.
nope™️: so never?
Dad 💙: Now now Anxiety, be nice.
Mom ❤️: I do not have time for.. icky human emotions.
nope™️: my point exactly
Prince 👑: I'm coming in with your cereal just so you know Anxiety.
nope™️: thanks Princey. You're the best
Prince 👑: Really?
nope™️: if you want i guess
Prince 👑: Oo yay! The emo nightmare doesn't actually hate me!
Prince 👑: That's a good nickname actually.
nope™️: oh no. Please no
Prince 👑 changed nope™️'s name to EmoNightmare
EmoNightmare: i guess this is just payback for me changing Logics name to mom
Prince 👑: Sure. We will take it to be that.
EmoNightmare: whatever.
Prince 👑: Here is your cereal Emo Nightmare!
EmoNightmare: I'm right next to you, you do not need to put it in the chat
EmoNightmare: but thanks
Prince 👑: De nada JDelightful
Kiddo 🏳️🌈: You speak Spanish?
Mom ❤️: We all can, Thomas.
Kiddo 🏳️🌈: But I can't? I don't know how?
EmoNightmare: plot twist: unless you do and you forgot
EmoNightmare: you literally learnt Spanish in high school Thomas. Come on.
Kiddo 🏳️🌈: Oh yeah! That would make sense.
Prince 👑: There you go.
Dad 💙: You should probably try and see if you can remember it. Otherwise that's education gone to waste.
EmoNightmare: education sucks ass
Dad 💙: Language kiddo.
Kiddo 🏳️🌈: This is why I need you Anxiety.
EmoNightmare: thnx
Mom ❤️: What does that even mean??
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Peace