The Honest Ramblings of Ophel...

By neverrland

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[on hold] BLOG ENTRY ONE: My therapist told me I needed an "outlet" for my "anger issues." But I am not an... More

[Entry 1] Non Existent Anger Issues
[Entry 2] To Be or Not to Be (Anonymous)
[Entry 3] Sit Down, Shut Up, it's Story Time
[Entry 4] The Extremely Mean and Ironically Hot Group
[Entry 5] Which Would be Most Unfortunate
[Entry 6] Teachers and Their Stupid Assignments
[Entry 7] Goons and Consequences
[Entry 8] Antisocial Human Beings
[Entry 9] Of Clothes and Education
[Entry 10] Uptight Entourage of Butt Kissers
[Entry 11] Two Things I'll Never Understand
[Entry 12] Confession: Blogger's Block and a Crush
[Entry 13] How to Avoid Social Interactions
[Entry 14] The Attraction of Greasy Vendors
[Entry 16] Bored of Education
[Entry 17] Debate Team Tryouts
[Entry 18] Justice for __! I Left This Blank Because I'll Need it Next Year.
[Entry 19] Whale Bellies and the Principal's Office
[Entry 20] Addressing the Elephant in the Room
[Entry 21] Allergic to Dish Soap
[Entry 22] Overrated School Dances
[Entry 23] Intimate Cheeks and Table Queens

[Entry 15] Stop Eating Tuna for Lunch

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By neverrland

BLOG ENTRY FIFTEEN:  Ms. Nosy Lady, why do I still have to write these?

You are literally looking over my shoulder as I write.

Couldn’t I just tell you my problems?

I guess that weird short breath-y thing was a no.

Fine.

Well, a guy stepped on my foot the other day and I yelled at him.  I may or may not have called him the single most disgusting thing I’ve ever laid eyes on.  It just slipped out, I swear.

(I’m going to hit post before you start going into a full on speech using your “therapeutic” voice, which really sounds like you’re breathing through your mouth.)

(PS. You should really stop eating tuna for lunch.)

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